The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, first you gotta get 7kills.

 

I wish children would stop playing COD.

[Gaullin Everfree 64]

Granted but they start playing BF

 

I wish that the person to corrupt my wish has his wish corrupted..

[soniccam1 242]

Granted but its already granted and can't be removed

I wish that Discord plays Team Fortress 2 and rages from it

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but he rages so much that he ends up fucking up the whole game.

 

 

 

I wish that I had more anime to watch.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, now you have been influenced so much by the japanese you can't drive.

 

I wish I had an army

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, however no one in it respects you and they stage a nearly blood coup. I say nearly as most of your blood will be burned with the rest of you when the rocket they strapped you to explodes in orbit. It was either that or being fed to army ants. Say thank you.

 

I wish this cold would go away.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now you have sudden combustibility disease.

 

I wish I would just find a shirt for school instead of procrastinating.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted. Now you cant find pants

 

I wish I could drive

[Abstract 832]

Granted. However, cars no longer exist.

 

I wish I could stop popping my ears.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted now you have no ears

 

I wish to be able to be hypnotized. (sounds weird but I have tried everything)

[Sanic Screwdriver 345]

Granted. You are now hypnotized by the North Korean Government, forcing you to be a soldier.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you disobey your mother and enter the tall grass, with no suitcases to save you...

 

Muffin Thief wishes to be leader of a country that can't be voted out of office.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! You mean a country that can't be voted of office, right? If that makes any sense.

 

 

I wish for 76 trombones.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you can only eat 2 of them.

 

I wish dinner was ready.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! It was prepared by Calvin's mother, you have no idea what it is, and then this happens:

 

 

 

I wish Maurice LaMache could guest star in MLP:FIM, as an Orson Welles pony (preferably a unicorn).

Edited March 28, 2013 by CinemaBrony

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but got canceled due to swearing issues on set.

I wish everything is a discount. Not like a 25% discount but a 90% discount.

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, but everything officially becomes sucky.... And the prices become rocket high forcing the 90% off item still having a huge price

I wish JK Rowling made an awesome new eighth Harry Potter Book

Edited March 29, 2013 by Eureka

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's only available in limited quantities to J.K.'s closest friends.

 

 

 

I wish that it didn't take ages to transfer 1.5 gigabytes of anime to my iPhone.

[Eureka 1,119]

 

Granted, now anime is banned from the world on death sentence. And I broke your phone

.I wish Fred Weasley didn't die.

Edited March 29, 2013 by Eureka

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. Your parents' life force has now been transferred to Fred Weasley, thus he's now alive, and your parents are now dead.

 

I wish I had a bagel.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but but it's poppy seeds cause you to fail a drug test.

 

I wish I could lose 30 pounds.

[soniccam1 242]

Granted, but you gain 30 pounds.

I wish McDonald's will stop making people being fat!

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted, now McDonalds only sells cockroach related foods

I wish Bryan would like me back xD

Edited March 29, 2013 by Eureka

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. He's gay and only likes you as a friend.

 

I wish Brian would realize I'm a guy...

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but he now hates your guts.

 

I wish for a huge cake (Because Madoka didn't)

Edited March 29, 2013 by Otakulord Rainbow Izumi