The Corrupted Wish Game

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but ever after only lasts 4 seconds

 

I wish for no more cheese

Edited January 15, 2016 by Dapper Charmer

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but no cheese means all mice go extinct, which means all cats go extinct, and eventually all humans go extinct.

 

I wish to live happily for a hundred years, then die peacefully.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

You do but, all of your family dies so you can live that long.

 

I wish Flash Sentry was no longer real.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted Twilight is not real either

 

I wish I was Batman

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Now, someone else replaces Flash Sentry to be Twilight's new dream boy/colt.

 

 

I wish I could become famous for something good that everyone likes.

Crap. Post-blocked by Santa pony.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted. You become famous so bad that the paparazzi and the fans will follow you anywhere, anytime, bugging you non-stop 24/7 like a craving lunatic.

 

I wish the Constructicons and Starscream invade Ponyville Library (Twilight's home).

Edited January 15, 2016 by PONinja4

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but she easily kills them both.

 

I wish that I could be a duck army

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted but now you have to change your avatar to a duck army for 3 days

 

I wish I may I wish I might

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted Disney sues you 10000000 dollars for using that sentence.

 

I wish ducks could dance

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, but since you are a duck. You must change your user name to "The Dancing Duck" for the duration of your transformation.

 

I wish I could finish an RP without it dying ;_;

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted your next RP will finish after two posts

 

I wish for one hat

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but out of nowhere, A hungry Derpy snatches your hat and eats it thinking that it's a muffin.

 

I wish Cadance falls in love with me instead of Shining Armor.

Edited January 15, 2016 by PONinja4

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but she dies when she touches you.

 

I wish for my wish not to be granted.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Why do people keep doing this one? You crash the universe and it destroys everything.

 

I wish for Rathelos armor "my avatar" without anything else from monster hunter and no side effects when I put on the armor.

[Meson Bolt 2,648]

Granted -- you have terrible side-effects BEFORE you put on the armor, one of which includes a terrible stomach ache.

 

I wish for coffee...

Edited January 15, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but your coffee has so much caffeine that you don't sleep for two months and then you fall into a six month coma. 

 

I wish my parents would stop nagging me about the dumbest things.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Granted, but you lose your smarts.

 

I wish to reignite the British Empire.

Edited January 15, 2016 by Lunar Echo

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but America goes into a Second Revolutionary War because British Empire.

 

I wish that my avatar has the X-01 Power Armor instead of the T-45 Power Armor.

[Lunar Echo 10,335]

Denied, stick to the brotherhood, the Enclave have a worse rep.

 

I wish you use the world as my toilet. 

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted the toliet gets clogged

 

I wish I was a cat

[20% Cooler Than Cake 161]

Granted, but the rest of the world gets turned into dogs. 

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

[Trottermare Galamane 12,005]

Granted but it transports you to an alternate dimension where it is not corrupted at all. haha

 

I wish there was more art out there.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted, but the art is horrible

 

I wish for another army of ducks

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Granted, but the army of ducks takes the weekends off.

 

I wish to be accepted into the PhD program that I applied to.

[Dapper Charmer 591]

Granted but the application process is so difficult you give up.

 

I wish for cheese.