The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the developers end up turning it into YET ANOTHER GUNDAM GAME.

 

I wish someone would make a crossover of Gundam and ZOIDS.

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but nobody ever sees it or knows it exist.

I wish my leg didn't hurt.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but now your arms hurt!

I wish Thorax and the Changelings would have more episodes to them than what the upcoming synopsis say.

[Silver Note 735]

Granted,  now every single episode is about the changlings. Bye bye, ponies!

 

I want to be more fluffy. 

Edited July 21, 2017 by Silver Note

[Hierok 11,831]

I can't grand anything, because there is no wish.

I wish @Silver Note will become more fluffy.

[Silver Note 735]

My fluff devourers the world, leaving no pony alive. 

 

I wish for cake. 

Edited July 21, 2017 by Silver Note

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but Celestia appears and swallows your cake.

I wish I had cake, but I just eat it. Nothing happens to it. 

[Duality 10,740]

On ‎22‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 6:22 AM, Hierok said:

I wish I had cake, but I just eat it. Nothing happens to it. 

Granted, but you die of food poisoning.

I wish for a pewpewpewgun.

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but one pew was impossible to get, so it will be a pewpewgun. 

I wish for something to drink.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but it's my innards. 

I wish for a Photo Finish.

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Granted, but you lose your beauty of water (aka being cute) as a tradeoff.

I wish I ate something healthy.

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but it's... *shudder*... kale!

I wish for an umbrella that didn't break, bend, twist, or turn inside out.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you're the ocean. And thus cannot HOLD said umbrella.

It just floats across you until someone picks it up.

I wish I wasn't such a terrible person =w=

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you'll be come a horrible person.

I wish I had more money.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, but it's play money that can't be used as legal tender!

Sometimes I wish I was so big, my head would be in the clouds literally.

[Hierok 11,831]

Banned, but you become so big your head goes through the atmospheer, so you die.

I wish I was a stone.

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted, you're now Emma Stone!

I wish I could get a man to do things in bed with. (Hope not TMI)

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but it isn't me. 

I wish for Kim Kardashian as President. 

Spoiler

Just kidding!

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

Granted and for once, things get better having her as President instead of Donald Trump!

(Real William here) I wish I could shapeshift like my Changeling OC!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can only shift into the shapes of individual lego pieces.

I wish I had more fun playing video games =w=

 

[NullAccount 287]

Granted, but you become so enveloped in it that all your friendships dissolve and you get fired from your job, so you can no longer afford electric, and you lose the one thing you had lived for all that time. 

I wish I could cook better. 

Edited July 23, 2017 by FlutterFly761

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, now it tastes better then dog food.

I wish I knew how to roleplay. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you get so caught up in roleplay that you lose touch with reality that you forget it entirely.

I wish I could stop roleplaying :V

 

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but you'll get my life, because I am being busy with roleplaying.

I wish I knew how music chords worked.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you now know how they work... but all your fingers fall off and you can't make music yourself. lol

I wish I knew how to play an instrument. Been a long time since I even tried