The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Wish rejected due to profanity.

 

I wish people knew what I was talking about whenever I mention the JOJ.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but they all hate the reference and as a result hate you for it

 

I wish a mod would post in the "Count until a mod posts" thread

[Lunatic 1,186]

Granted, but they all hate the reference and as a result hate you for it

 

I wish a mod would post in the "Count until a mod posts" thread

 

granted, but he would lock it for normal members.

 

i wish people stopped poking me on facebook.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now people have started poking you IRL.

 

I wish I had better social skills.

[go away seb 367]

Granted. Now people have started poking you IRL.

 

I wish I had better social skills.

 

Granted. Now 500 ponies are coming to rip your limbs off.

I wish I could scratch my back.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but just before you get to the spot, your hand turns into a super sharp claw and you cut yourself in half

 

I wish I could come up with less violent corruptions

[go away seb 367]

Granted. Now there are no corruptions

 

I wish this wish become corrupted

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It gets corrupted and begins corrupting everything around it into an eldritch horror, including you. Pretty soon you melt into a puddle of black tar.

 

I wish I had ten dollars.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you get it in 2 5s and lose one, too bad

 

I wish I knew more songs from The Offspring

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted but your hard drive's full.

 

I wish I had more songs to listen to.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you get the same probelm I have, you end up with so many songs that you don't even listen to them all and you waste at least 3 gigs of space

 

I wish I knew all my songs so I actually listen to them all

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but now your brain is so cluttered you've forgotten everything else.

 

I wish I had more than one song on my playlist. Wait, no. Two.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now you have all the songs on your playlist, and your music player breaks.

 

I wish I was 17 again.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but turning younger creates a paradox and everypony's ages are reversed, you are now 71

 

I wish I had more happier songs

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now this song is forever stuck in your head: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M

 

I wish for a delicious steak.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it is Pinkamena style

 

I wish I were warmer

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's called Capsaicin.

 

I wish hsiw I

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, detnarG

 

I wsih I kenw how tihs ticrk wkred

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but then you go mad from the revelation.

 

I wish my laptop wasn't so slow.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. That'll be 3000 dollars.

 

I wish I knew about building a PC.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. That'll be 4000 dollars for the PC building lessons. >:3

 

I wish I didn't have to pay to get my laptop running better.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you are forced to pay quadruple price and your laptop only runs 0.01% better

 

I wish I had more wishes

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You go crazy with all your wishes and accidentally wish for something that destroys the earth.

 

I wish College didn't require so much essay-writing.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, it now requires even more essay-writing

 

I wish I had a better memory

[Znex 936]

Granted, now they require you to write novels on a daily basis

 

Granted, you now remember that you're an alien and you have to go back home to your home planet which has a government that at the moment is thoroughly comparable to the human Nazi regime

 

I wish I was able to write stuff quicker

Edited April 7, 2012 by Znex