The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lunatic 1,186]

you have, but no muffins to fire

 

i wish i had the equistrian flag.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but it's in horrible condition and must be burned.

 

 

I wish I had mane 6 plushies.

Edited April 9, 2012 by ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad they're all worn and torn.

 

I wish I was friends with Big Macintosh.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but it's the Sweet Apple Massacre version of Big Mac.

 

 

 

I wish I could tame animals like Fluttershy.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You tame Fluttershy, and bronies get mad at you for it.

 

I wish I had telekinesis.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you haven't yet learned to control it

 

I wish I had more to do

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now you have too much to do.

 

I wish I had less to do.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, now you have nothing to do.

 

I wish I was skydiving.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. *splat*

 

I wish I had a new pair of blue suede shoes.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but I painted them red.

 

I wish I could think of something funny.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but it's not anymore.

 

I wish I could eat sushi without getting indigestion.

[Key Gear 6,663]

Granted, you now have no stomach.

 

I wish I had a milkshake right now.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's some month-old soymilk. I shook it.

 

I wish my computer were powerful enough to handle Movie Maker...

[Key Gear 6,663]

Granted, you will be able to find your now-super-powered computer somewhere in the Arctic.

 

I wish I wasn't balding.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now you're hairy as an ape.

 

I wish for a delicious non-poisonous pie.

Edited April 10, 2012 by Jadefire

[Key Gear 6,663]

Granted, you now have the world's most delicious inedible pie.

 

I wish for a private jet and unlimited jet fuel.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted. Now you have too much to do.

 

I wish I had less to do.

 

Curse you! That actually came true! I still have like 8 forum games to reply to, and I already have 13 notifications

 

Granted, but nopony is around to hear it

 

I wish I had less then how much I have but more then nothing to do

[Jadefire 2,797]

(That's how I roll. x3)

 

Granted. But then you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish I didn't have a stomach-ache.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

TPAFM will now get the stomach ache because... I wish to "move" the stomach ache out of the way.

[ZomBrony 347]

*dodges stomach ache* nope.avi

 

I wish that Ganarams corruption doesn't come true

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but mine does.

 

I wish that the pony above me will now get Ganaram's stomach ache. Umad?

Edited April 11, 2012 by Aureity

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. The pony above me gets the stomachache.

 

I wish I wasn't shuffling everyday.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, now you dougie every day

 

I wish I had more pony swag

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You wake up the next day covered in mares. Unfortunately, you suffocate to death before you get to enjoy it.

 

I wish for twue luv.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's your stomachache back.

 

I wish I