The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Recherche 29,967]

@Im_not_crazy_im_just Granted! 

I wish that you could count past potato!

@Matraxial Artemis Ugh...

Ya'll got it, Sugarcube! 

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, because I counted past potato I posted 3 posts late!  

I wish that I have better social skills.  

Edited April 21, 2018 by Wannabrony

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! but your social skills is drawing and comedy!

I wish my voice was like shining armor *squee*

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but now you're a Pony like him as well! 

I wish that you didn't think that I didn't want you to do something for a moment there.  

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

I don’t know...

i wish that I could stop eating because I’m too fat.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Im_not_crazy_im_just

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but now you're starving! 

I wish that I would wish for something.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

2 minutes ago, Matraxial Artemis said:

 

I wish my voice was like shining armor *squee*

Granted! You get put in jail as a shining armor impersonator.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! One handsome pony falls in love with you!

I wish Somepony ship Recherche to that stallion!

I wish My voice was back to my normal voice!

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Too bad( I can’t use photoshop)

 

i wish that this wouldn’t go so fast

[The Recherche 29,967]

Y'all got yer wish, but now this thread goes as slow as a dog luggin' a bucket of granny smiths! 

I sure wish ah could stop talkin' like AJ...

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, you start talking like Fred.

I wish I'd fall in a trash compactor, while the whole town makes fun of me.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Uh... Fred who?  

Granted, but they ultimately decide that you get thrown into a mud pit instead! 

I wish that PP would take a damn bath!

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But now your Pokemon game is wet.

I wish a rocket would crash through my roof and fall on me.

 

Just now, Recherche said:

Uh... Fred who?  

That youtube dude with the annoying high-pitched voice.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Oh... that Fred... let's just not talk about him! 

Granted, but the fuel tank explodes to! 

I wish that someone would rebuild PP's house!

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted but it’s built on your house.

 

 

i wish that people would understand my binding of Isaac memes

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but now only you dont understand them!

I wish I didnt have chores.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Kitty_Cat

[Rising Dusk 27,553]

Granted, but now your home will never be clean.

I wish for hugs.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted! 

I wish for Dusk's injuries to heal! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but they become part-cactus o3o

I wish movies would take their source material seriously T3T

 

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but they use the 1920's style of film making! 

I wish for someone to read this wish.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,840]

Granted.  It was critically panned and didn't make the bestseller list.

I wish for non-holey shoes.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but they don't have soles! 

I wish that you read the word I again.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,840]

Granted. I am so confused right now.  

I wish I could remember what topic I was in.

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, that topic got deleted.

I wish to be thrown into a shark tank.

[The Recherche 29,967]

Granted, but they're all dead! 

I wish for this wish to be half granted.