The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but we all go insane from constant unending thought O_o

 

I wish mental illness ceased to exist.

 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. All physical illness severities and fatality rates skyrocket. (You asked for this....)

 

I wish i can become famous on YouTube. 

Edited May 18, 2018 by Kronos the Revenant

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Granted but you learn getting famous isn't all its cracked up to be.

I wish I could come up with better wishes.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! But it will cost a little bit of your life!

I wish for a hat!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it's way too small for your head.

I wish O-hare didn't die in the lorax. T3T

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but the rest of us die from pollution.

 

I wish some memes didn't get old.

[Mortar 143]

4 minutes ago, Superplay64 said:

I wish some memes didn't get old

Granted, but they're all memes you really hate.

I wish Amazon Prime wouldn't raise their rates.

Edited May 18, 2018 by Mortar

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but product prices skyrocket.

 

I wish I had a wish to use off the top of my head.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Your wish off of the top of your head is the top of your head off. You...you get scalped.

 

I wish I knew some nice guys to try to be in a relationship with to explore my pansexuality.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But, you don't get any future girl-friends.

I wish tattoos worked like cutie marks.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but they can appear in the oddest spots.

I wish that tge weekend was longer.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up having to work overtime because of it.

 

I wish people were cats =w=

 

[Mortar 143]

Granted, but now dogs chase everybody.

I wish I could go back in time and correct certain mistakes.

[Luna's Admirer 945]

Granted. But you ended up messing up the timeline.

I wish I could come up with an amazing story idea.

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

@MortarYou go back in time and fix some problems, but then you make one fatal error, that results in the space-time erasing Derpy and Dr. Whooves. 

 

  Only you remember who they are, every time you mention them, everyone rolls their eyes, you get comments like, "Why don't you be 20% more serious?"  You win a date with one of the Actresses that play as Derpy at Nightmare Nights,  but after she finds out you talk about a pony that never existed, and seeing how angry the fandom is getting with you, bringing up supposed episodes that she existed in, she fakes an alien abduction to escape.

 

  Their is only one other person that remembers Derpy and Dr. Hooves despite the Fabric of Space-Times correction erasing the memories of them from everyone's mind.  And he has been staring at you this whole time while he is standing by the Blueberry Jelly Pony body pillows. 

https://imgflip.com/i/2al814

 He only agrees to help you convince the Bronies and Pegasisters that their is indeed  a Derpy and Dr. Whooves, but you must now watch all the Ancient Aliens with him, because Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is his hero.  You also learn that besides Derpy and Dr. Whooves being gone, that Boomer is dead, Equestria Girls is now part of the Care Bears series and they, like the Martians, demand Cheerleaders.

 

  You have no idea what went wrong...

 

I wish "Malcolm in the Middle" was never canceled.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but its worse!

I wish the hotels wifi was better.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, it's better because everywhere you turn, there is nothing better anymore!

 

I wish that 1080ti I had lying around was real instead of part of a dream.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you attain the power cosmic to pull things from your imagination and the world plummets into a warped and terrifying version of itself as others start to gain the same power and ruin everything o3o

I wish Scenarios wouldn't spiral out of control like that O3O

 

[The Blueberry Writer 278]

On 5/19/2018 at 11:04 AM, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but you attain the power cosmic to pull things from your imagination and the world plummets into a warped and terrifying version of itself as others start to gain the same power and ruin everything o3o

I wish Scenarios wouldn't spiral out of control like that O3O

 

 

Your wish is granted, and you have undone everyones wish on the forums, nah, everyone who has ever played the game, and they all know where you sleep HA HA HA HA HA

 

I wish I lived in a Van down by the River.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but it's this van

And the "river" is the drainage stream.

 

 I wish your "new" van didn't scare foals and parents.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
Now everyone wants you 'candy' D:
 

I wish I had a cuddle buddy =w=

 

[Luna's Admirer 945]

Granted. Only problem she's a dragoness with really pointy scales.

I wish Celestia to be my babbysitter.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but she subcontracts out to Cadence :V
 

I wish my legs didn't have holes in them =w=

 

[Luna's Admirer 945]

9 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but she subcontracts out to Cadence :V

No complaints. I also like sisterly Alicorn of love.

10 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

I wish my legs didn't have holes in them =w=

Granted. But now you don't have any legs to start with.

I wish I could make a lots of stories within one month.

[Lunar Glow 676]

Granted, but they are all lacking quality because of how fast you wrote them. They are trash. (Totally not judging your writing skills, mate, promise. Just the game)

I wish I had the perfect body.