The Corrupted Wish Game

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but it's really low-budget and crappy.

 

I wish school would just be over finally.

[Glaceon 793]

Granted but you now have to go to another school.

 

I wish i knew what to wish for.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Mal

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but you learn the only thing you ever wished for was the world ending. Good going, dude.

 

I wish I wasn't always compelled to reply to stuff.

[AJHunter 265]

Granted, but now you can't hold a normal conversation. Ever.

 

I wish I was a real boy.

[MatrixChicken 879]

Granted, but you got shrunk, so now people are nearly walking on you.

 

I wish season three would just come now.

Edited May 16, 2012 by MatrixChicken

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Granted, season 3 of Pound Puppies air on the Hub

 

I wish I had a Fluttershy plushie

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but it's a very old and worn out one that looks disgusting.

 

I wish for musical inspiration.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You are musically inspired... by Rebecca Black's music

 

I wish for the night to last forever

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. All the crops die out from lack of sunlight and there's no more good food.

 

I wish for three more wishes.

Edited May 16, 2012 by Jadefire

[MatrixChicken 879]

Granted, but they're all terribly selfish ones that destroy everything you care about.

 

I wish you wouldn't corrupt this wish.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Wish rejected.

 

I wish for fish.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

You wish for a fish on a dish? Well too bad, here's the plate.

 

I wish for a life jacket.

[Lunatic 1,186]

here you go. but it binds on your feed and you drown anyway.

 

i wish for my guitar skills to improve.

[MatrixChicken 879]

Wish rejected.

 

I wish for fish.

 

Wha- who- he- I- HUH? Can you do that???

[Guest]

Granted. You can now reject your wish.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. There is now peace on Mars. You never specified WHICH world should have peace...

 

I wish for candy.

[U've Been Trolled 1]

Granted....but now you have a stripper named candy..

 

I wish had a demonic sword that burned everyone except me and my descendants and that it cant possess me or anyone in my bloodline

Edited May 18, 2012 by U've been trolleed

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but the sword has a mind of its own and refuses to obey your commands.

 

I wish for a happy life.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted. *hands you a green mushroom with a smiley face on it* Enjoy!

 

 

I wish I had the ability to climb trees.

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted, but you do not gain the ability to remain up the tree

 

I wish I was living in Equestria

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but Pinkie Pie does not recognize you and thinks you are an evil enchantress, then decides to fire the party cannon in your face.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but nothing happens.

 

I wish I could do something with all my spare drives...

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but you have no extra cars, so I can't exactly grant your wish. (I know what you were originally referring to, but I corrupted it since you weren't specific)

 

 

I wish I had a trained parasprite pet.

[Raptor_a22 83]

Granted, but Pinkie Pie does not recognize you and thinks you are an evil enchantress, then decides to fire the party cannon in your face.

 

Well played good sir.

 

Granted, but your pet parasprite is only trained not to eat YOUR food...

 

I wish I had a giant bazooka that shoots muffins.

Edited May 19, 2012 by Raptor_a22

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: It only shoots those lame bread breakfast muffins.

I wish I had a sink that pours banana flavoured milk.