I'd hit you with _________

[RaptorJaysus 178]

I'd hit you with my future children...  :comeatus:

[Overlord Takashi 0]

I'd hit you with my iron fist!!!

[Paladin Blaze Bolt 9]

I'd hit you with a muffin in the shape of a keyboard

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with a flaming can of Arizona Iced Tea.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

I'd hit you with the Twilicane.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with an exploding Animal Shelter.

[Omega Centauri 317]

I'd hit you with a pillow

[Galen Selanno 351]

I'd hit you with a 

 

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

I'd hit you with... a laser!

 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

I'll be hitting you with... Some rhymes of course!

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

I'd hit you with my recorder

[DJShy 873]

I hit you with a kame... hame... ha!

[Drew 147]

I'd hit you with a muffin in the shape of an ironpony.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you in the head with a loaf of bread.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with a giant planet destroying meteor from space.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a stupid stick.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with an axe.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

I'd hit you with a cheerio.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a scorpionpop.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with a sledgehammer.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a "Not on my watch!"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with a Cease and Desist order.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a Skyrim reference.

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I'd hit you with a Rubber Chicken.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with a water balloon.