I'd hit you with _________

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I'd hit you with a cheerio.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a scorpionpop.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with a sledgehammer.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a "Not on my watch!"

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with a Cease and Desist order.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a Skyrim reference.

[ChikaChan 7,323]

I'd hit you with a Rubber Chicken.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'd hit you with a water balloon.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'd hit you with the tears of pure joy I got from finishing The Lost.

Edited March 16, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a kidney.

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I'd hit you with a piece of paper. Hahaha! The magnificant papercuts

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with a foam finger.

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

i'd hit you in the face with a lead muffin.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I'd hit you with a holy mackerel

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I'd hit you with the Holy Mackerel.

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I'd hit you both with Spider Pig

[Venomous 18,859]

I'd hit you with a Chuck Norris

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

Projectile muffins

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I'd hit you in the face with Rainbow Dash. 

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I'd hit you with a pair of earmuffs.

[I love Jelly Otter 477]

I'd hit you with a brick & you won't hear it coming.

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I'd hit you with my peanut butter sandwich

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

I'd hit you with a Bagger 288.

[CinnamonPop 3,341]

I'm sick of you hitting me. I'll hit you with instant drying cement

Edited March 26, 2015 by CinnamonPop

[SCS 7,485]

i'd hit you with some sick rhymes i'm droppin yo