I'd hit you with _________

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Cheesecloth.

[TBD 17,254]

with a rabbit.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Tilted gamer.

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

I'd hit you with the Master Sword so hard, that when I pull it out, I will travel seven years in the future.

 

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

*Rolls d20.* I hit you with my vorpal sword. You lose a toe.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Mom's spaghetti.

[TBD 17,254]

your mom.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Yer granny.

[TBD 17,254]

your dead...pet fish. 

[The Shyest One 808]

A snow sandwich 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

I'd hit you with a pink pony

[TBD 17,254]

with a french bread. 

[Pieburner 1,680]

The R.I.C.O.

[Lights Action 476]

With a chocolate cake made by the Warner Bros (and sister) 

[RDDash 19,189]

Explosive tennis balls

[TBD 17,254]

explosive tennis rackets. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

With a stool ! 

[Pieburner 1,680]

with a Canadian Goose

[Lights Action 476]

With two pom-poms

[TBD 17,254]

with two dices. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

With a biiiiiig fly swatter ! 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

I'd hit you with @We.

[Will Guide 21,360]

22 minutes ago, Thou. said:

I'd hit you with @We.

Wait, you would have me transform into some kind of weapon to bonk the guy? Ok.

As for you, I'd knock the hat off of you then throw Cappy from Super Mario Odyessy on you. When I "Capture" you, the worst you get from it is Dizzy once I jump out. After a few moments you'll teleport back where I found you.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

1 hour ago, Thou. said:

I'd hit you with @We.

It's not like I had a problem with that  

@We. I'll hit you with cheese  

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

I'd hit you with a cardboard cutout of Trump!