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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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So...has Luna out-trolled you before?

 

huh.png Hmmm... well, there was that one time when she was on the moon...

 

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Needless to say, I more than made up for that little bit of slander. vsTALhM.png

 

But then the Royal Wedding happened...

 

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huh.png Honestly, I still haven't thought up a way to get back at her for that one.  Got nothing else to say really but hats off to ya sis, clearly I've taught you well! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

*Reappears infront of you eating cake* I'm back and with some cake

 

*grabs at cake* Gimme that! xJpg51C.png  Leave now and let me eat my cake in peace and we'll call it even. mellow.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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*Grabs more cake* I have a portal I can make to the moon and back so yeah.

 

Why are you afraid of Queen Blackhole exactly she is just you...only more evil....and less fat...and a smaller plot...and im going to stop reading these cue cards I am given

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*Grabs more cake* I have a portal I can make to the moon and back so yeah.

 

Why are you afraid of Queen Blackhole exactly she is just you...only more evil....and less fat...and a smaller plot...and im going to stop reading these cue cards I am given

 

 

To answer your question, it's because she looks like she wants to eat me, and ponies who want to eat me freak me out. sleep.png

 

*Matt brandishes sword around*

"OSHITOSHITOSHIT!

 

HEre! Take this bannana gem that amplifies trolling. I took it from some monkeys."

 

vsTALhM.png Nah, I'll pass.  Thank you kindly for the offer, but the troll maestro doesn't need any gem to amplify her trolling! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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NOPE I AM NOT LEAVING

 

Now....Have you heard of Pinkamena and Luna plotting to kill you and turn you into a cupcake?

 

Now you're just being silly! happy.png  But fine, if you won't leave then I will; after all, Princesses of the Sun do need their beauty sleep!  Good night my subjects, your princess of the trolls is retiring for the night!  Au revoir!!! vsTALhM.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Batbrony

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Greetings minions! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png  Princess Trollestia here to wish you all a Happy Nightmare Night!!! *sigh* Got some good memories, I tell ya what.  Yeah I like to give Luna a tough time (I mean come on, I'm her big sister, that's what I'm supposed to do derpy_emoticon2.png), but I love her and I'm happy she's got a night all about her and celebrating how much everypony is terrified of her. happy.png  I kid, but seriously, ponies are scared of her: she's very loud. unsure.png

 

Wasn't always like that though!  Take a gander at this little slice of nostalgia:

 

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That's me and wittle itty bitty Woona on the first Nightmare Night EVER!!! wub.png  She had to come up with every tradition on the spot, and boy oh boy was it hilarious laugh.png; still have no idea why she decided everypony has to carry pumpkins to collect their candy.huh.png  She was so nervous she was just spouting the first things that came to mind the entire night!!! yay.png

 

Anyways, these days it's not the candy I look most forward to, nor the fillies screaming in terror from Luna's effigy.  No no no no no, the thing that I look forward to THE MOST on Nightmare Night is... THE CIDER!!!

 

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Luna and I have an epic Nightmare Night Cider Drinking Competition every year, followed up by the almost equally epic Nightmare Night Burping Competition! derpy_emoticon1.png

 

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Ahhhhhhh, good times, good times.  Anyways, once again, have a Happy Nightmare Night everypony, stay safe trick r' treating, and be sure that you all eat enough candy to bring on a self-induced candy coma. vsTALhM.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Ummm... ew. ph34r.png  Just because I hate holding Twilight's hoof 24/7 doesn't mean I don't have standards!  But fine, knock yourself out, you can be Princess of the Everfree Forest for all I care; I think there's even an old castle out there for ya!  How's that sound?  img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

HEY LION TREE IS THE PRINCESS OF EVERFREE FOREST (my older cousin)

I believe discord has out trolled you

*shows her the elements of insanity*

he made this... also why not you luna, and candence make that book and tell twilight to read that book every day for 1 hour and write what she learned about it till she stops asking you questions

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Hello!

 

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It's been some time since I was last here! I missed this place so much! happy.png Here! I brought you some cake! :P

 

 

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Oh, Right! The question! Silly me... laugh.png

 

How did other ponies treat you when and if you went to school, or did you have some sort of private teachers teach you seperately? huh.png

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HEY LION TREE IS THE PRINCESS OF EVERFREE FOREST (my older cousin)

I believe discord has out trolled you

*shows her the elements of insanity*

he made this... also why not you luna, and candence make that book and tell twilight to read that book every day for 1 hour and write what she learned about it till she stops asking you questions

 

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huh.png Honestly I have absolutely no idea how to respond to what I just read. huh.png

 

Hello!

 

It's been some time since I was last here! I missed this place so much! Here! I brought you some cake!

 

 

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Oh, Right! The question! Silly me...

 

How did other ponies treat you when and if you went to school, or did you have some sort of private teachers teach you seperately?

 

Ooooo, cake, thankee kindly. img-1369822-1-UNZJLhS.png

 

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Good to have you back strange stalker pony! smile.png  Oh, and as for our education, Luna and I didn't get to go to any public school, mostly because there wasn't one out where we lived.  In fact, we grew up all alone out in the woods with nopony around except our mother.  She taught us everything we needed to know about being good rulers (the trolling just came naturally to me; must've gotten it from my dad, whoever he was vsTALhM.png)

 

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sad.png Suddenly... I miss my mommy.  If you'll excuse me, I have some untrollish business that needs attending to...

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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*Nudge*

Erm.. Your sitting by our exit portal.

Can we please pass?

 

*moves* Sorry, go right ahead.

 

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img-1996302-2-huh.png Where did that even come from?  Has that seriously been here this whole time???

 

Shes not in the mood Natalie I suggest you find a different way out

 

Oh it's fine, really, I just gotta stop thinking about mother and I'll be OK.

 

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img-1996302-4-unsure.png Crap... it's not working. img-1996302-5-sad.png

 

celestia?

 

Yes?  What is it?  I wasn't crying or anything, I swear!!!

 

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Nope, no tears from this princess.  None whatsoever; there was, uh, just a freak shower a few minutes ago, yeah that's it, and it really pelted my eyes especially.  They're so wet now, woo, I mean, talk about your crazy weather! img-1996302-7-happy.png

 

img-1996302-8-tongue.png Hehe, hehe, he...

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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It's sad to see you sad... sad.png

 

 

 

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Hugs? img-1996324-3-smile.png

 

 

 

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biggrin.png Oh strange stalker pony, you always know how to make me feel better!  Thank you so very much. wub.png  Got any questions for her trollness? img-1369822-1-UNZJLhS.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Where exactly do you get all of these bananas for your banana bag, hmmm? biggrin.png

 

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huh.png Ummm... the produce aisle. derpy_emoticon2.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Oh. I thought it kinda went more like this...

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Then again maybe not. xD

 

Nah, that's just when I wanna screw with Twilight. happy.png  It's really so much easier just picking them up from the grocery store.  Though on occasion I pick up too many in one trip...

 

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But what the hay, the more the merrier, am I right? img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Nah, that's just when I wanna screw with Twilight. happy.png  It's really so much easier just picking them up from the grocery store.  Though on occasion I pick up too many in one trip...

 

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But what the hay, the more the merrier, am I right? img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

Haha, Luna seems amused. :P 

 

The more the merrier indeed! img-1369822-1-UNZJLhS.png

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My OC, Starlight. (Better than Starlight Glimmer):

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img-1997827-6-biggrin.png Oh strange stalker pony, you always know how to make me feel better!  Thank you so very much. img-1997827-7-wub.png  Got any questions for her trollness? img-1997827-8-img-1369822-1-UNZJLhS.png

 

 

Oh, You're welcome! :P I enjoyed it as much as you did :). And yes, I do have some questions...

 

Have you ever had any Rock 'n Roll adventures? img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

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