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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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4chan sucks you agree right?

 

 

Also after saving enough money I brought you this: img-2257173-1-195345-giant-cake-tree---s

 

Yes, yes it does, very much so. 

 

And yay, thank you so very much!  I would get you something in return, but, seeing as I raise and lower the life-giving sun every day, I think that's thanks enough, don't you? 

 

How close were you to Shadow Kicker?

 

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Oh Shadow, my dear, beloved Shadow.  :(   How I miss her so!  We were as close as two ponies could be, not unlike Luna and I.  She was my Jack and I was her Rose.  I was her Frodo and she my Sam.  She was the Siskel to my Ebert, and I the Andy Griffith to her Opie (or should it be Barney, I don't know which comparison is more appropriate? :huh:   Whatever, either way I'm Andy Griffith.  :mellow:  *starts whistling*).  Truly two beings have never been closer to one another since Shadow and I with the possible exception of Optimus Prime and Megatron.  80's Prime and Megatron... 80's.  :( 

 

You've got the touch!!!  You've got the power!!!  -_- 

 

In other words, I'm going to be as vague, misleading, and nonspecific about my relationship with Shadow as Chengar Qordath. B)  They don't call me Trollestia for nothing.  :comeatus:  :huh:  Though sometimes they call me Big Sexy instead, but that's for totally different reasons.  ;)

 

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Wow, wow, wow, over 500 replies!!!  Thanks so much everypony for giving me something to do when I have absolutely nothing else to do!  I want you all to know that I truly appreciate you helping me stave off complete, utter boredom when there is quite literally nothing else better to do than to look at your questions.  I am touched, truly touched, by your consideration for your Princess Trollestia (note: Big Sexy is now an acceptable alternative when addressing me).

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Do you need a hug? I always give hugs.

 

A hug?  I will always accept a hug.  :D

 

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Hello!

 

When it comes to ponies you like, ponies you'd like to be friends with. :P What do you actually look for in a pony/person that you'd like to be friends with? :)

 

Oh, nothing in particular really.  If you're a pony I'd like to be friends with, then it'll happen one way or another.

 

:fiery: Except for Applejack.  We'll never be friends.  :okiedokielokie:

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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*hugs tightly* thank you celestia.

 

You're very welcome.

 

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Yeah, it's true, I am pretty awesome.  :comeatus: 

 

I.....need....blood

 

Wait your turn, adorable vampire.  ;)

 

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Hello!

 

What do you think of the Winter Olympic games? Have you ever thought of trying to compete in them? :P

 

Oh I absolutely love the Winter Olympics!  So much more entertaining than the Summer Olympics, I can tell you that, and unpredictable to boot.  B)

 

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YA'LL GOT KNOCKED THE BUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!  :lol: 

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Yeah, I'm kinda evil that way.  :comeatus: 

 

 

NOTE: I myself do not find anything to be funny about crashes in any sporting event.  I know that there's always the potential that these athletes could suffer great bodily harm, or at the very least that it can be simply devastating to crash in an event, especially at an Olympic level.  Just thought I'd put that out there.

 

 

Not to mention the winter games are just more random in general than the summer ones.  I mean, when the buck would you see something like this at the summer games?

 

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As for competing of any sorts, I tend to favor eating contests myself.  Now if you'll excuse me, I have some training to do.  B)

 

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Is it true that alicorn princesses have a condition known as Bigitus Butticus?

 

Yes indeed it is, very, very much so.  B)

 

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It also happens to be quite contagious...  :comeatus:

 

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Try as you might, you cannot escape the glory that is... our Fabulously Flabby Flanks!!!  B)

 

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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Sandvich?

 

Sure, and Luna can be the burger!  :D

 

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Oh, wait... you were asking if I wanted a sandwich, weren't you?  :blink:

 

Ummm... not right now thanks.

 

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:blink: ...

 

Pay no mind to, uh... that. ^^^^  :unsure:

 

Hello...

 

What were the first things you did when you were born? :P

 

Oh, ya know, baby things.  :comeatus:

 

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I pooted.

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Princess, I just got a new pony recipe. Are there any security guards around?

 

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:wacko: Are you, ieatponies, actually saying that you... eat... ponies???  :o

 

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GUARDS, SEIZE THIS BARBARIAN AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!  DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :angry:  :angry:  :angry: 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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*paws*

 

D:

 

*in cwoot voice* What is it boy?  What is it?!  Are you hungwy???  You want some nom noms?????  :wub:

 

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Does Equestrian have a miniature golf course and/or a space program?

 

Luna's running our space program...

 

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...and as for the miniature golf course, well, we do have one... sorta.  :unsure:

 

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Yeah... we may have missed something in the translation.  :blush:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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*Moons Trollestia* you like my shiny moon?

 

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Mmmm... quite.  :comeatus:

 

(HA!  Didn't see that coming did ya?!  B))

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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