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Greetings minions!  It is I, your benevolent trollness, come to grace you with my presence!   OK, I lied, I really can't stand any of you ; the truth is, now that the "Twilight Princess hath cometh,"

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Well that's easy of course!  Whoever's most likely to burn these forums to the ground (either intentionally or unintentionally) should be the next Tech Admin; in fact, next Blank Flank to join the for

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I'll just come back when the troll side effects worn off!

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I am trying to troll you cause.... YOU TROLLED FLUTTERSHY!!! :angry:

 

Pffft, of course I did, I troll everypony.  It's no big deal, I try to have trolling fun with my subjects as well, including Ms. Squeaky-Animal-Obsessed-Pony.

 

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See?  :comeatus:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Hello!

 

:okiedokielokie: ... Once again, this page is dead...

 

 

It's time... :okiedokielokie: ...

 

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Rise chat... Rise! ... :muffins: ...

 

Hello there Princess! Is there any chance I could know if thy Princess likes scarves? :P

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Hello!

 

Hello there Princess! Is there any chance I could know if thy Princess likes scarves? :P

 

Do I like scarves?  NO!!!  :okiedokielokie:

 

*ahem*

 

What?!  What do you want, Batbrony?  :angry:

 

:mellow:

 

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You were saying?  :mellow:

 

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Trollestia, let's try this again; do you or don't you like scarves?

 

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:okiedokielokie: ...

 

:okiedokielokie: ...

 

:okiedokielokie: Maybe.

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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How many executions have you made?

Also while we're on the topic....

 

Pinkie crashed your De Lorean into a billboard advertising Mountain Dew.

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The devil owes me 20 bucks, I dont have your stuff, and no of course I don't "want" to kill him.

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How many executions have you made?

Also while we're on the topic....

 

Pinkie crashed your De Lorean into a billboard advertising Mountain Dew.

 

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Kidding, kidding, just kidding!!!  ^_^   The truth is while I always talk about executions, how much I love them, blah, blah, blah, I really don't execute that many of my subjects except for the worst of criminals.  "Why?" you may ask.  Well isn't it obvious; the more ponies I execute, the less I have to troll!!!  :o   That simply won't do, no siree.  -_-

 

However, there is one individual I'm totally going to curb stomp when I get my hooves on her.  :ph34r:

 

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Watch out Chryssi, cause my hooves are just aching to unleash a brutal royal-beatdown on your holey flank!!!  :okiedokielokie:

 

Oh, and as for Pinkie Pie; on the one hoof, she crashed my beloved DeLorean, but on the other hoof, I don't like Mountain Dew, so I'm calling this a solid win-loss... a woss!  YAY(?) FOR WOSS!!!

 

Hello!

 

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:huh: Hm... oh hello Strange Stalker Pon- OH MY GOSH THAT'S SO CUTE!!!  :wub:

 

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LUNA!!!

 

What?

 

LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!

 

OH MY GOSH!!!  :wub: 

 

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TWILIGHT!  CADANCE!  MOM!  LOOK HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!

 

OH MY GOSH!!!

 

OH MY GOSH!!!

 

OH MY GOSH!!!

 

OH MY GOSH!!!

 

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:huh: Discord, what are you doing here?

 

Don't ruin the moment.

 

Alrighty then.

So how did the siege on wholecake island go

 

Sheesh, you remember that?!?!  We cancelled that like ages ago!  I've got all the cake I could ever want right here in Equestria; besides, it's an island in the middle of the ocean, so the cake's probably all wet and soggy and salty and nasty!  BLEH!!!

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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have you ever had to go incognito on the net

 

I don't, but Luna on occasion does some... interesting things to conceal her identity on the net.  :ph34r:

 

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To be fair, she's always been like this.  :derp:

 

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As for myself, I only have to go incognito when I don't want to have to deal with Twilight, and trust me, I have my ways.  :comeatus:

 

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B) Completely Invisible  B) 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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what are your feelings on dragon ball z

 

Never watched it myself, but I think Twilight does.  She likes to, um... re-enact scenes.  :ph34r:

 

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She even dragged me into it one time!  Had a costume for me and everything!  :blink:

 

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Yeah... that was weird.  :ph34r:   And I can't help but wonder if this doesn't reflect some deep seated desire of hers.  :okiedokielokie:

 

:huh: What?  Don't look at me like I'm paranoid, that mare is seriously crazy sometimes!!!  :unsure:

 

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*shudders*  :unsure:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Hello!

 

Where do you usually banish ponies, other than the moon? Oh, and, some pony asked me to tell you that dinner is ready :P.

 

:) Oh, you know, wherever the mood strikes me to send 'em...

 

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That last one's for when I'm feeling EXTRA lazy!  :comeatus:  

 

And wait, dinner's ready?!  :wacko:   BUCK YES!!!  B)

 

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Ahhhhhh, it's the 80's all over again!  :yay:

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

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Hello!

 

I'd like to know, what is your favourite song and who is your favourite artist? tongue.png

 

img-1369822-1-UNZJLhS.png Apologies for taking awhile to respond!  I've been very busy with, um... stuff. mellow.png

 

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Anyways, I'm pretty sure I've answered this question before, and the first time I think I responded that it was Eduard Khil, the glorious singer of my theme song!

 

 

However, seeing as Mr. Khil is now dearly departed (may his singing-troll soul rest in peace sad.png ), I guess I can't say any longer that he's my favorite artist currently with us.  So to revise my answer to this question, I guess I'd have to say that my favorite current artist is... myself! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png   As for my favorite current song, well... vsTALhM.png

 

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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That was... Interesting? But, why the Banana? What made you fascinated with the Banana? Where did the banana come from? What is the purpose of the Banana? huh.png

 

Oh, and...

 

 

 

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I miss them tongue.png.

 

 

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That was... Interesting? But, why the Banana? What made you fascinated with the Banana? Where did the banana come from? What is the purpose of the Banana? img-1870627-1-huh.png

 

Oh, and...

 

 

 

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There is no why, what, when, where or how with the banana.  There is simply... THE BANANA!!!  Love the banana...

 

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...embrace the banana...

 

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...BE THE BANANA!!!

 

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Oh, and as for your request...

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Uh one question if you subjects went affected by your trolling what will you do then?

 

Eat my grief away. mellow.png

 

 

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As long as I have cake, there's no adversity I can't overcome. vsTALhM.png

 

Sunset Shimmer here. How far ahead do you plan your trolling?

 

Depends on the, um, "victim", shall we say.  Some trolling is completely spontaneous, while others I spend years and years planning and effectuating.  My longest troll: I spent decades plotting to troll Luna after she ate the first slice of my birthday cake on my 10th birthday.  Let me tell you, revenge...

 

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...is a most delicious, exquisite of delicacies. vsTALhM.png

 

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A male version of yourself asks Luna out on a date right in front of you. How do you react?

 

*gets armor on just in case*

 

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Besides, it's not like it'd be awkward for me at all; after all, I wouldn't be the one on a date with the stallion that looks like my sister. happy.png

 

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Now that's what I'm talking about! img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

 

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Hello.

My party

(Matt, Me, Anna, and Lance)

Would like to take on 6 of your greatest fighters.

 

 

If you win.. You get all of our Gold.

 

If we win..

we get a sword based around pinkie pie.

Deal?

 

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(FYI, don't ask me what the buck those things above are, I have NO IDEA!  Batbrony's still explaining this whole Internet thing to me. ph34r.png)

 

Anyways, back on topic, IT IS SO ON!!!

 

 

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Just one question: who the hay are you, Matt, Anna, and Lance? huh.png  Just a formality; I need to know whose flank I'm going to kick before I do so. img-1379355-5-xtWXQl1.png

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"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me, set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen. Because sometimes... cupcakes aren't good enough. Sometimes ponies deserve more. Sometimes ponies deserve to have their faith rewarded... with muffins!!!"

-The Muffin Mare

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Anna:

I am the archer, born from the greenwood village!

 

Matt:

Mah name is matt. I like Swords and Stealing swords!

Lance:

I am a gun guy.

I shoot stuff.

I love my job.

 

 

 

This is my party.

 

Who do you choose?

OC's Richard Eakman Shardz Virvidian Shade

Thryna

I love Epic battle fantasy 4. Thanks Lunia!< She awesome! biggrin.png

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