Ask Princess Trollestia

[Demonic Soulz 483]

 

 

Luna got into some bad coffee one night

 

Um...I think coffee is a bad thing to have near your sister if it does that then 

[Batbrony 16,055]

Um...I think coffee is a bad thing to have near your sister if it does that then 

 

Nah, Luna usually handles her coffee just fine.

 

 

But I tell ya, if she ever gets out of hoof... yikes, watch out, she loses it! 

 

[Demonic Soulz 483]

So don't let her drink a lot of coffee...okay but here I shall leave these pills here and you choose one of them *Leaves a red and a blue pill*

[Batbrony 16,055]

So don't let her drink a lot of coffee...okay but here I shall leave these pills here and you choose one of them *Leaves a red and a blue pill*

 

*takes neither* And what makes you think I need any pills at all?   I'm all set, believe me.  :comeatus:

 

 

What?  IT'S SUGAR, I SWEAR!!! 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svlohGzbPn4

 

Heheh... heheheheh... heh. *cough* 

[Demonic Soulz 483]

not what i meant but whatever....have you heard of the Sun god Amaterasu?

[Batbrony 16,055]

not what i meant but whatever....have you heard of the Sun god Amaterasu?

 

Silly filly, I know that's not what you meant, I was just messing with ya! 

 

Oh, and to answer your question...

 

 

I AM the sun god silly pony, or rather, sun goddess!!!  :comeatus:

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Yeah well in Japan you have no rule Amaterasu does

 

 

DO YOU EVEN KNOW JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY AND GODS AND GODDESSES

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

Happy New year Princess!

 

Here's to celebrate!

 

 

 

Cake!!!

 

 

 

Edited January 1, 2014 by Concord

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Princess Trollestia, are your parents dead?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Yeah well in Japan you have no rule Amaterasu does

 

 

DO YOU EVEN KNOW JAPANESE MYTHOLOGY AND GODS AND GODDESSES

 

Not really, seeing as I am a pretty pony princess and have never been to, nor even heard of, Japan before, that is until you brought it up of course.  :comeatus:

 

Hello!

 

Happy New year Princess!

 

Here's to celebrate!

 

 

 

Cake!!!

 

 

 

 

CAKE!!!    Thank you, and Happy New Year to you as well strange stalker pony!!! 

 

Princess Trollestia, are your parents dead?

 

*sniffle*  Yes.  Pokemon killed my parents!!!  To this day Luna and I don't like to talk about it... AND WE STILL HATE POKEMON!!!!!!! 

 

http://youtu.be/9WYZVmdw9gw?t=13s

 

Bucking Mr. Mime. 

Edited January 8, 2014 by Batbrony

[Toon Richard 534]

Sandvich is Perfect fuel for trolling! right?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Sandvich is Perfect fuel for trolling! right?

 

 Hmmm... can't say I've ever found sandwiches to improve my trolling, but I do like a good sandwich every once in awhile, no doubt about that.  Perhaps I simply need to study its effects upon my trolling...

 

 

:okiedokielokie: Hmmm... don't feel any trollier... ah well, still a good sandwich.  :comeatus:

[Demonic Soulz 483]

You stay in the castle too much you need to get out more and see some great sites

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Do you wear socks and sandals?

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

I was wondering, could I be your plushie for a day?

[Batbrony 16,055]

You stay in the castle too much you need to get out more and see some great sites

 

You know what, you're right!  I'm heading out to get some fresh air right now!!!

 

*5 minutes later*

 

Ahhhhhh, sunshine, warm air, yep, this is the life.  Well, hello little one, what are you?

 

 

Aren't you just the cutest?    Are there more of you?    Wait... what the- 

 

 

*5 minutes later*

 

Buck nature, I'm staying inside... and you are so going to the moon.  :okiedokielokie:

 

Do you wear socks and sandals?

 

Oh no, never together, but I do enjoy wearing sandals in the summer... and on certain occasions socks alone. 

 

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HA!!!  You thought I was gonna post a pic of me wearing socks, didn't you?!    Oh no, that's far too private; we wouldn't want everypony to see a potentially risque photo of me now, would we?  :comeatus:

 

Hello!

 

I was wondering, could I be your plushie for a day?

 

Of course, just as soon as Luna's done being my plushie! 

 

 

For the record, we are not amused and did not ask for this.   

 

Shut up plushie.  :comeatus:

[Demonic Soulz 483]

You forget I can easily come back from the moon also *Leaves a package* Someone left this out side the castle you have any idea what it is?

[Concord 1,982]

Hello!

 

Do you ever get nervous at nights? What do you do when you're having a hard time sleeping?

(This is a revelant question! )

[Bright Honor 2,679]

*Ahem* I have come to tell you the following:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EM5zxRQy6Fg

[Batbrony 16,055]

You forget I can easily come back from the moon also *Leaves a package* Someone left this out side the castle you have any idea what it is?

 

*royal squee* Ooooo yay, my new socks are finally here!!! 

 

 

Well, what do ya think? 

 

:okiedokielokie: And before you ask, yes, I did place a special order for this set of socks.

 

...

 

They're very special, expensive socks.  :okiedokielokie:   YES IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! 

 

Hello!

 

Do you ever get nervous at nights? What do you do when you're having a hard time sleeping?

(This is a revelant question!)

 

This is a bit embarrassing but, yes, I do sometimes have trouble falling asleep.  All the affairs of the kingdom running through my brain, it can all be a bit overwhelming and stressful far more than I'd like it to be.  When I was alone I'd usually eat some cake or drink a glass of warm milk or a cup of tea to calm my nerves.  But now that my sister's back, I usually have her tell me a bedtime story instead! 

 

 

Luna's a great storyteller and especially knows all the very best bedtime stories!   That's my little sister for you, truly the Princess of the Night (tell her I complimented her though, and your plot is shot  :okiedokielokie:).

 

*Ahem* I have come to tell you the following:

 

 

And yet I don't look a day over 200, SUCK IT!!! 

 

[Demonic Soulz 483]

 

 

They're very special, expensive socks

 

Maybe a bit too expensive 

[Bright Honor 2,679]

 

*royal squee* Ooooo yay, my new socks are finally here!!! 

 

 

Well, what do ya think? 

 

:okiedokielokie: And before you ask, yes, I did place a special order for this set of socks.

 

...

 

They're very special, expensive socks.  :okiedokielokie:   YES IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! 

 

 

This is a bit embarrassing but, yes, I do sometimes have trouble falling asleep.  All the affairs of the kingdom running through my brain, it can all be a bit overwhelming and stressful far more than I'd like it to be.  When I was alone I'd usually eat some cake or drink a glass of warm milk or a cup of tea to calm my nerves.  But now that my sister's back, I usually have her tell me a bedtime story instead! 

 

 

Luna's a great storyteller and especially knows all the very best bedtime stories!   That's my little sister for you, truly the Princess of the Night (tell her I complimented her though, and your plot is shot  :okiedokielokie:).

 

 

And yet I don't look a day over 200, SUCK IT!!! 

 

 

 

You actually do look very good.

[Erza 581]

Do you go to 4chan?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Maybe a bit too expensive 

 

So I had to cut a few road repairs from the national budget, big feathering deal. 

 

You actually do look very good.

 

Woahoho, somepony's playing the brown noser and sucking up.  I like it. 

 

 

Please, do go on.  Your princess very much enjoys hearing others tell her how good she looks.  :comeatus:

 

Do you go to 4chan?

 

 

 

Oh how cute, you actually think those plebeian-fools are trolls.  That is just adorable!     But no, I would never associate myself with those amateurs over at 4chan who think that just about anything that brings misery to others counts as trolling.  :okiedokielokie:   There is a fine difference between true trolling and just being a douchebag, and anyone who does not understand that difference is not worth my time or company.  -_-

Edited January 31, 2014 by Batbrony

[Demonic Soulz 483]

4chan sucks you agree right?

 

 

Also after saving enough money I brought you this: