The Text Adventure Game, MLP Forums Style

[Doctor Shuu 797]

You've all heard of a text adventure game right? It's a game in which the player types in commands and a computer illustrates the story through words, depending on what the player does. And don't worry, you won't be eaten by any Grues.

 

You are in a dark, dense forest. As you look around, you see nothing but trees, and a small clearing to the east.

Edited March 11, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

Isn't this just a RP, then?

 

Anyway, I skip around in a happy fashion.

Edited March 11, 2013 by MelancholicMemory

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Isn't this just a RP, then?

 

Anyway, I skip around in a merry fashion.

You skip around for a bit. Thank Celestia nopony is there to watch.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

Be alone, in a more hard-boiled manner.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Be alone, in a more hard-boiled manner.

You simply stand in one place. Doing absolutely nothing. Wow, you're boring.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You simply stand in one place. Doing absolutely nothing. Wow, you're boring.

(someone hasn't read Moonstuck)

 

Scan for other lifeforms.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

(someone hasn't read Moonstuck)

 

Scan for other lifeforms.

(It's an original story)

You don't have the scanner.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

(It's an original story)

You don't have the scanner.

(I know, but you can never expect me to take anything seriously )

 

Builds scanner out of twigs, a shiny rock, and a paperclip.

[Windwaker 194]

Go to sweet Apple Acres and kiss Applejack. (PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA!)

[Doctor Shuu 797]

(I know, but you can never expect me to take anything seriously )

 

Builds scanner out of twigs, a shiny rock, and a paperclip.

You pick up 1 lifeform nearby with your non-functional scanner.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Slowly go insane, and attempt to eat the trees.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

Slaps Harmonic on the back of the head, telling her to stop eating the trees and help me.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Go to sweet Apple Acres and kiss Applejack. (PFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA!)

You don't know where Sweet Apple Acres is.

[Windwaker 194]

Find a map

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Slowly go insane, and attempt to eat the trees.

You nibble on some bark. Tastes like wax.

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

Equip Bunny Suit.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Slaps Harmonic on the back of the head, telling her to stop eating the trees and help me.

You slap yourself on the back of the head and stop. (You're all the same pony.)

 

 

Find a map

You don't see a map nearby.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Attempt to receive psychiatric help for my multiple-personality disorder.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You slap yourself on the back of the head and stop. (You're all the same pony.)

 

 

You don't see a map nearby.

Yells at the powers that be to stop making me eat trees and hit myself.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Equip Bunny Suit.

You don't have the bunny suit.

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

You don't have the bunny suit.

Builds bunny suit out of twigs, a shiny rock, and a paperclip.

[Windwaker 194]

Asks a random pony where Sweet Apple acres is...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Attempt to receive psychiatric help for my multiple-personality disorder.

There are no ponies nearby.

 

 

Yells at the powers that be to stop making me eat trees and hit myself.

You begin yelling. It feels so... empowering.

 

 

Builds bunny suit out of twigs, a shiny rock, and a paperclip.

You now wear the... BUNNY SUIT OF CRAPPYNESS!

[MelancholicMemory 2,022]

There are no ponies nearby.

 

 

You begin yelling. It feels so... empowering.

You then realize that one of your many personalities is a psychiatrist. Proceed to give yourself therapy.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

 

Asks a random pony where Sweet Apple acres is...

There are no ponies nearby.