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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Equality happened.....  :okiedokielokie:

You... aren't going to try converting me, are you? I'm not even a pony! I don't have a cutie mark to turn into an equals sign!

 

... Besides, I love math, so an equal sign would actually work pretty well for me.

 

You better not try to convert my OCs! :okiedokielokie:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It just occurred to me, isn't Stormgiggle just as guilty for harboring souls of the deceased as Punicpunch II?

No, I'm even more guilty then Punicpunch II.

 

Derp morning.

So yeah,

hay Paradox

 

And good morning everyone

Good afternoon, Everypony!

 

Hmm, my Equality self seems to look different  :okiedokielokie:

 

Wow. 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

No, I'm even more guilty then Punicpunch II.

 

 

 

Good afternoon, Everypony!

 

 

Wow. 

hullo giggle.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

hullo giggle.

Hi, Paradox! I was thinking about making an evil version of you! 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Guys...

 

?!#

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Hi, Paradox! I was thinking about making an evil version of you! 

Yes, I've already got all the details worked out. I've got some of your genetic material (one of your hairs) so I'm going to clone you! Once your clone is fully grown, I'll corrupt him with dark magic, which will give him all sorts of neat abilities and will of course drive him completely insane. I'll then give him advanced military weaponry, armor, and training. Last but not least, I'll trap an angel in his eye, sort of like how you have a demon in your eye! And this won't be any cute cherub either, it'll be an archangel! I'll give him an eye patch similar to yours to contain the angel, and then I'll send him to Equestria to go on a wild killing spree! 

 

Pretty good plan, don't you think?

 

 

Guys...

 

?!#

Hello, Ganaram! 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Yes, I've already got all the details worked out. I've got some of your genetic material (one of your hairs) so I'm going to clone you! Once your clone is fully grown, I'll corrupt him with dark magic, which will give him all sorts of neat abilities and will of course drive him completely insane. I'll then give him advanced military weaponry, armor, and training. Last but not least, I'll trap an angel in his eye, sort of like how you have a demon in your eye! And this won't be any cute cherub either, it'll be an archangel! I'll give him an eye patch similar to yours to contain the angel, and then I'll send him to Equestria to go on a wild killing spree! 

 

Pretty good plan, don't you think?

 

 

 

Hello, Ganaram!

 

WHAT!? Um, no! You will NOT be doing that, cause if you do, I WILL END YOU. YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU HAD NEVER COME INTO EXISTENCE.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

WHAT!? Um, no! You will NOT be doing that, cause if you do, I WILL END YOU. YOU WILL WISH THAT YOU HAD NEVER COME INTO EXISTENCE.

Wow.   Now I have to do it, because I really want to see how you'd go about killing me.   I'll go ahead and start the cloning process now. 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Wow.   Now I have to do it, because I really want to see how you'd go about killing me.   I'll go ahead and start the cloning process now.

 

*slaps hoof* NO! BAD GIGGLE! NO CLONING! GO TO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT DINNER TONIGHT!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Wow.   Now I have to do it, because I really want to see how you'd go about killing me.   I'll go ahead and start the cloning process now. 

I'll protect you, Stormgiggle!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*slaps hoof* NO! BAD GIGGLE! NO CLONING! GO TO YOUR ROOM WITHOUT DINNER TONIGHT!

*starts cloning machine*

 

Ok, Paradox, you win. I won't clone you.

I'll protect you, Stormgiggle!

Really? Even though I'm clearly the antagonist?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

*starts cloning machine*

 

Ok, Paradox, you win. I won't clone you.

*unplugs cloning machine* oops, it looks like it STOPPED CLONING ME.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Really? Even though I'm clearly the antagonist?

Of course! You're my close friend, after all! Why wouldn't I side with you?

It'll also give me a good opportunity to take you by surprise and kill you once we defeat Paradox together, so we can finally be married.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*unplugs cloning machine* oops, it looks like it STOPPED CLONING ME.

That was a decoy cloning machine. The real one in in my impenetrable tower of light on Earth, guarded by my most trusted followers.

Of course! You're my close friend, after all! Why wouldn't I side with you?

It'll also give me a good opportunity to take you by surprise and kill you once we defeat Paradox together, so we can finally be married.

That's really nice of you... 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

That was a decoy cloning machine. The real one in in my impenetrable tower of light on Earth, guarded by my most trusted followers.

So its guarded by a bagel and a tub of cream cheese? And why would a villan of darkness have a tower of light? Wouldn't it need to be a tower of darkness? And seeing as I'm a hero of light, shouldn't I be avle to go into the tower of light?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

So its guarded by a bagel and a tub of cream cheese? And why would a villan of darkness have a tower of light? Wouldn't it need to be a tower of darkness? And seeing as I'm a hero of light, shouldn't I be avle to go into the tower of light?

Stormgiggle may specalise in the darkness element, but I specalise in light, so I can easily protect his tower from intruders like you!

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

http://mlpforums.com/topic/126167-free-pixel-equality-ponies/ Get some ponies.... if you dare 

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Stormgiggle may specalise in the darkness element, but I specalise in light, so I can easily protect his tower from intruders like you!

but seeing as I specialize in light as well, wouldn't we be an even match to where we couldn't defeat eachother? I mean, really, 42, think about it!

http://mlpforums.com/topic/126167-free-pixel-equality-ponies/ Get some ponies.... if you dare 

oh... kay?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

So its guarded by a bagel and a tub of cream cheese?

No, it's guarded by U.S.C. I've told her that deactivating the machine will kill the clone inside (which is completely true, by the way) so she won't let anypony deactivate it.

 

 

 

And why would a villan of darkness have a tower of light? Wouldn't it need to be a tower of darkness?

"It is a massive pillar of light surrounded by swirls of dark magic. Thousands of black crystal pipes surround the base of the Shimmering Tower, carrying the life force of the collected souls of humanity into the pillar of light, powering the device that is currently trying to locate the King.  A expansive military base guards the Shimmering Tower, holding the most elite troops humanity has to offer."

 

That's what it is.

 

 

 

And seeing as I'm a hero of light, shouldn't I be avle to go into the tower of light?

Nope.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

No, it's guarded by U.S.C. I've told her that deactivating the machine will kill the clone inside (which is completely true, by the way) so she won't let anypony deactivate it.

 

 

"It is a massive pillar of light surrounded by swirls of dark magic. Thousands of black crystal pipes surround the base of the Shimmering Tower, carrying the life force of the collected souls of humanity into the pillar of light, powering the device that is currently trying to locate the King.  A expansive military base guards the Shimmering Tower, holding the most elite troops humanity has to offer."

 

That's what it is.

 

 

Nope.

..... Do I need to sick Jonas's e-Rave on you?

 

Also... USC, HURRY, THERE ARE CHILDREN IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME TEACHING IN THE NEXT TOWN, HURRY, HURRRRYYYYYYYY!!!

[JonasDarkmane 19,788]

..... Do I need to sick Jonas's e-Rave on you?

 

Also... USC, HURRY, THERE ARE CHILDREN IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME TEACHING IN THE NEXT TOWN, HURRY, HURRRRYYYYYYYY!!!

Hey, what are you talking about? He will certainly no--

 

EQUALITY

 

..... He is all yours

Edited April 13, 2015 by JonasDarkmane

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Also... USC, HURRY, THERE ARE CHILDREN IN DESPERATE NEED OF SOME TEACHING IN THE NEXT TOWN, HURRY, HURRRRYYYYYYYY!!!

USC isn't stupid. She isn't going to let you kill an innocent clone. But you'll never get inside the tower in the first place! Muhahahaha!

 

 

 

..... Do I need to sick Jonas's e-Rave on you?

What would he do?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Hey, what are you talking about? He will certainly no--

 

EQUALITY

 

..... He is all yours

oh, I just need to borrow him for the moment. You can have him back afterwards.

 

Now, e-Rave, go bother Stormgiggle! BWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAAA

USC isn't stupid. She isn't going to let you kill an innocent clone. But you'll never get inside the tower in the first place! Muhahahaha!

 

 

What would he do?

um, I'm already inside.

 

When you weren't looking, I talked to USC, became her friend, told her the horrors of this world to come if this clone was created, and about how the children would disappear if this clone was was able to be free. That, she seemed to understand, so she let me in, knowing good and well you would be upset. But for the safety of the kids, she had to do this.

 

Now, I just have to find the clone room.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

When you weren't looking, I talked to USC, became her friend, told her the horrors of this world to come if this clone was created, and about how the children would disappear if this clone was was able to be free. That, she seemed to understand, so she let me in, knowing good and well you would be upset. But for the safety of the kids, she had to do this.

That's.... entirely believable.  

 

 

 

um, I'm already inside.

You're bluffing. There's no way you made it inside, because there is no way inside.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

That's.... entirely believable.  

 

 

You're bluffing. There's no way you made it inside, because there is no way inside.

its believable because its true.

 

And USC made a way in for me.