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[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Well, nobody's here...

 

Edited September 15, 2015 by Punicpunch

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Finally home eating dinner... Two hamburgers, half a plate of Mac and cheese, and another hard lemonade. Yum.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, damn. Looks like I've missed the D&D session. Sorry about that, I've been really busy.

 

*SALT*

 

 

 

Ancient shows, eh?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ugh, that isn't even a sandvich anymore! Cheese and mustard? Disgusting.

I forgive you. 

 

Yep. That's why the bartender doesn't have any salt! Because he's a slug! Flawless logic!

 

Not that ancient show. 

 

I always wash my hooves/tentacles.

 

Thank you Dan. Thank you. 

 

 

Well, nobody's here...

 

Hello, Punicpunch!

 

stealing is still evil.

Robin Hood does it all the time, and he's not evil.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

Hello, Punicpunch!

Hi.

 

So I bought a book.

 

I hope it's a good book.

 

I heard it was a good book.

 

Books.

 

 

Yep. That's why the bartender doesn't have any salt! Because he's a slug! Flawless logic!

Why the hell do you guys need salt?

 

It's for preserving foods, not as a topping.

Especially in these fantasy universes.

[Lil'Cinnamon 1,587]

Lots of antics in here it seems I am now relaxing, I gotta get up early tomorrow.. I hope tomorrow is a good day, today has been better but still meh... So much work to do and all that. So what is everyone up to? Where is Ganny? (@Ganaram Inukshuk)

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I forgive you. 

 

Yep. That's why the bartender doesn't have any salt! Because he's a slug! Flawless logic!

 

Not that ancient show. 

 

I always wash my hooves/tentacles.

 

Thank you Dan. Thank you. 

 

 

 

 

Hello, Punicpunch!

 

 

Robin Hood does it all the time, and he's not evil.

That's cause he steals from an evil king to give to the poor.

Hi.

 

So I bought a book.

 

I hope it's a good book.

 

I heard it was a good book.

 

Books.

Why the hell do you guys need salt?

 

It's for preserving foods, not as a topping.

Especially in these fantasy universes.

what book?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

That's cause he steals from an evil king to give to the poor.

Yes, and you'd be stealing from innocent old ladies and giving to yourself! I fail to see how that is in any way wrong. 

 

Hi.

 

So I bought a book.

 

I hope it's a good book.

 

I heard it was a good book.

 

Books.

 

 

Why the hell do you guys need salt?

 

It's for preserving foods, not as a topping.

Especially in these fantasy universes.

 

Books?

 

Salt is the most useful thing ever! You can so so much awesome stuff with it!

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

what book?

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you the name of the book.

 

Because if I don't tell you the name of the book then you can't offer your opinion to the topic.

 

Thus nulling the need to talk about said book.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Our father who AWPs in heaven

CS be thy game

Uncase begun, them skins be won, Covert- and not a Mil-Spec

Give us this day a StatTrak knife

And forgive us when we rage quit

As we forgive those who aimbot against us

And lead us not into scamnation

Undeliver us a Battle Scarred

Gaben

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Books?

 

Salt is the most useful thing ever! You can so so much awesome stuff with it!

Yes, books.

 

You're obviously delusional.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Yes, and you'd be stealing from innocent old ladies and giving to yourself! I fail to see how that is in any way wrong. 

 

 

Books?

 

Salt is the most useful thing ever! You can so so much awesome stuff with it!

*facehoof*

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you the name of the book.

 

Because if I don't tell you the name of the book then you can't offer your opinion to the topic.

 

Thus nulling the need to talk about said book.

pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Oh, I didn't tell you the title yet?

 

Weird, I was just talking about how I needed to tell the title.

 

This is  a very ironic situation.

 

...

I feel like I'm still forgetting something.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Why the hell do you guys need salt?   It's for preserving foods, not as a topping. Especially in these fantasy universes.

 

Originally, Eduardo was going to salt his deer meat so that he could eat it later or use it in a stew.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

Originally, Eduardo was going to salt his deer meat so that he could eat it later or use it in a stew.

Why didn't you just tell him that?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

Oh, I didn't tell you the title yet?

 

Weird, I was just talking about how I needed to tell the title.

 

This is  a very ironic situation.

 

...

I feel like I'm still forgetting something.

:/

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Why didn't you just tell him that?

 

He decided that asking for salt to save his food wouldn't go well with the bartender so he decided to ask for salt as a *ahem* topping.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

:/

I mean, you don't have to be like that.

 

You don't have to be so rude.

 

 

 

He decided that asking for salt to save his food wouldn't go well with the bartender so he decided to ask for salt as a *ahem* topping.

You already paid him though.

[Haven Celestii 9,385]

>Gets informed of a double xp weekend on RS
>One full month late

>Ohfuck.jpg

>Rushes to see what to prepare for

>Realizes that RS is having some promotional thing as well

>only wants one things

>reluctantly spends some money to get it

>doesn't get the item wanted

>spends another ten dollars against own will

>still nothing

>FML.wmv
>sits in puddle of own tears

>re-reads the wikia page on the item

>Re-re-re-reads it again

>clicks on something in RS

>Realizes that you don't earn the actual item this time, but instead stuff to make the item

>Realizes that the extra ten dollars was literally not necessary

>Even with the extra ten dollars, still can't even get a full set of stuff

>mfw

Edited September 15, 2015 by Miss H

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

You already paid him though.

 

The bartender was already rude enough. Better to risk a chance of being refused than being refused no matter what.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

The bartender was already rude enough. Better to risk a chance of being refused than being refused no matter what.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

 

He wants money.

 

Selling salt gets him money.

 

See the picture here?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

>Gets informed of a double xp weekend on RS

>One full month late

>Ohfuck.jpg

>Rushes to see what to prepare for

>Realizes that RS is having some promotional thing as well

>only wants one things

>reluctantly spends some money to get it

>doesn't get the item wanted

>spends another ten dollars against own will

>still nothing

>FML.wmv

>sits in puddle of own tears

>re-reads the wikia page on the item

>Re-re-re-reads it again

>clicks on something in RS

>Realizes that you don't earn the actual item this time, but instead stuff to make the item

>Realizes that the extra ten dollars was literally not necessary

>mfw

 

>Idontfeelsorryforyoum8.avi

I'll let you in on a little secret.

 

He wants money.

 

Selling salt gets him money.

 

See the picture here?

 

But salt topping is free.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*facehoof*

 

You're obviously delusional.

List of useful things salt can do:

• Melt ice and snow
• Flavor and preserve food
• You can throw it into somebody's eyes. I'm sure that would be pretty painful!
• Deodorize sneakers
• Extinguish grease fires
• Kills plants

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you the name of the book.

 

Because if I don't tell you the name of the book then you can't offer your opinion to the topic.

 

Thus nulling the need to talk about said book.

:okiedokielokie: We have ways of making you talk.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

I mean, you don't have to be like that.

 

You don't have to be so rude.

 

 

 

You already paid him though.

Noice.

[Sir Punicpunch 1,688]

 

 

But salt topping is free.

Salt topping isn't a thing in fantasy times.

 

Noice.

I bet 42 is gonna be happy about that.

( I actually laughed halfway through this post )

 

 

:okiedokielokie: We have ways of making you talk.

I just did.

And I bet you don't, name one way.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'll let you in on a little secret.

 

He wants money.

 

Selling salt gets him money.

 

See the picture here?

If he wanted to sell the salt then why did he say he didn't have any salt?