Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Far too mild for my tastes.

 

 

Did you ever manage to remove that pear?

[Nightfall 3,950]

A wart is a man's best dream.

 

Would you like another banana?

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

I'm a bitch that don't LIKE bannanas!

 

How do I spoof?

[Pixel Stick 927]

To spoof, you must first twiggle the squob.

 

Can someone ask a dumb question for me?

[stainesbrony 219]

You swim in syrup.

 

 

 

 

Why is a zombie on my lawn?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

I don't know, but it certainly isn't an ordinary geranium.

 

 

Are you Doktor TEEEEM?

[Hay Lin 38]

Chin up, even if you are not adopted!

Can I please type?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

I'm afraid it's in Belgium.

 

 

What happens if I do this with an aubergine?

[Hay Lin 38]

It's not a thing.

Do I like MLP?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Do you like MLP? Does the Pope like Jesus!

 

What is the injection escape velocity for a holmann orbital transfer from the Earth to the Moon at an altitude of 500km with an unladen Apollo spacecraft carrying coconuts?

[Hay Lin 38]

Accccooo.

Am I sneezing?

[LightsCameraAction 100]

_{Only if it's raining inside your house.}

 

_{Did I just answer that persons stupid question with a stupid answer?}

[Pixel Stick 927]

I don't know, I was eating a waffle.

 

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Oh.

 

Oh? 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

NEIN!

 

Warum spreche ich Deutsch?

[Yes-Man 597]

I don't speak Japanese.

 

Who's Dewey?

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

Chuck Norris' twin brother.

 

Why do zombies eat brains?

Edited April 13, 2013 by WarGrowlmon1990

[Pixel Stick 927]

Because they're not smart enough to eat waffles.

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had a chainsaw?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Seventeen and a half.

 

 

Why is there an anvil on my sandwich?

[Gear Head 25]

Ya nie znayou.   Kto ne boudit drougoy znayit Ruski yzik?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Because I set the anvil down so I could get a better grip on it.  I didn't want to accidentally drop it on my foot, and I didn't see your sandwich there when ... wait a minute, that's an intelligent answer.  Sorry.

 

Wanna upgrade to Windows 8?

 

 

No, I don't have any strong opinions about Windows 8 at all.  Why do you ask?

 

Edited April 13, 2013 by Pixel Stick

[Gear Head 25]

I would like to the OS free sandwichesx8

 

任何人都可以使用谷歌翻译吗？

[WarGrowlmon1990 94]

Midori!

 

Why do four year olds say "why" to everything?

[Pixel Stick 927]

Why do four year olds say "why" to everything?

Why do you ask?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Do not ask. Only TELL.

 

 

Were YOU the one who glomped me when I went to Japan?