Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[the_smiling_horse 19]

no I do not not not not wanna go on the rails of a crazy train.

 

How do make baby?

[Sam Fisher 123]

Hmmm HERE IT IS!   

 

 

Say WATTT!!??!

[AppleLover 146]

Unicorn's fly into your ear and out your finger.

 

Are you my mommy?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

British people spell it "Mummy"

 

 

 

What is that!?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

What is that!?

It's that thing over there.

 

What if the monster under your bed was REAL!???

[Krimzik 4]

That would explain the kumquats in my medicine cabinet.

 

Do you even hoof!? 

[Valynne 2,727]

not really, just only when i woke up and go to bed

 

 

what is your favorite cassette?

[Judgement 445]

The one that isn't broken and has tape all over my dining room floor.

 

 

Why do people do disgusting things?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

I once licked a nun.

 

Where is Narnia?

[DragonAria 314]

Once upon a time I put two socks in my washing machine. When the washing was over there was one, and only ONE sock.

 

Who are my parents? (a pony and a dragon)

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Princess Celestia and Smaug.

 

Lasers?

[Glike 487]

I vaguely remember it, or maybe it's the bad pizza talking.

 

How can I legally break every law?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

With pancakes.

 

Can I have a muffin?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

*Finishes eating muffin* Sorry, I'm all out.

 

 

 

What is the square root of a pickle?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Twelve and a shallot, remainder HCl.



What kind of pox do lesser-spotted gorillas get?

Edited May 13, 2014 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[Arceus Clone 42]

Yo mam ur a retard, CHERRIO

 

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES

[DigitalRocket 185]

I THINK I CAN EAT THESE!!!!!!!!!!

 

OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[-on hiatus- 4]

No, but you are.

How do you expect me to can that what face with screwdriver hand want to pokemon cards rainbow sticky note windows?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Peep.

 

 

 

 

DID YOU EVER?


 

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No, I haven't oulled the Sword of Damocles out of the Arthurian stone. IMPOSSIBRU

 

What's a neutron star?

[DragonAria 314]

Simply something that has to explode

 

Who are you?

[DJ Dashie 48]

I'm Michael Jackson's son.

 

Do barrels have cheese?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Only on Fridays.



Do you have any moustache glue? I need to remove my earlobe.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

I have plenty of cotton earbuds.

 

Why do we go to parks at nights on Fridays?

[DJ Dashie 48]

To watch squirrels play football. Duh.

 

Does lookin at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?