Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Dattebayo 2,850]

You make it watch Frozen.

 

Why are roaches a thing?

Edited July 15, 2014 by Dattebayo

[NightGuard 251]

Cause of New York.

 

Why is Frozen a bad movie?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because it was given the score 11/10, which created an overflow error and was displayed as 1/10.

 

Who's the leader of the blasphemous anti-42 cult?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

FortyTwo42

 

What's the matter, bro?

Edited July 15, 2014 by Dattebayo

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I am distressed at this news. As apparently I am the leader of the cult against me, which is obviously not true, this can mean only one thing: The leader of the cult is someone who is impersonating me.

 

Who's the imposter?!

[Rainboom Dash 1,056]

You.

 

How can you make a leaf a fun plaything?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Burn it. Fire is FUN!

 

What did you do this time?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

I might have instigated a mime riot

 

Where will you hide?

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Inside a nuclear bombshell. 

 

Why is why?

Edited July 15, 2014 by Fillypino Pride

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Becau--OH MY GOD, THE MIMES HAVE FOIND US

NOT THE CROISSANTSSSSSSSSSSS

 

*asks a question while dead*

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

*Gives an answer while alive*

 

What's it like to be dead?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

It's like wading in a waist-deep pool of lukewarm chocolate pudding.

 

What's after death?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Your consciousness continues to fade away, until you simply cease to exist.

 

Will you join me?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Buy me dinner first, you f*ckin'guy.

 

What's your life motto?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

'42 is the answer'.

 

Why should I listen to what you have to say?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

Why shouldn't you?

 

Sorry?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

you better be

 

At what time?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Derpy time.

 

Where is Camelot and Ys?

[Kookie 135]

Between the 2 hills over there.

 

 

Q: Why do cats moan at night? Why not during the day?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Why do you moan during the day instead of the night? Moaning at a time other than nighttime is absurd!

 

Does Mars exist?

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

No but Martians do.

 

Love me please?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

no

 

somewhere over the rainbow (is my question)

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Actually, what you want is under the rainbow.

 

Do you have any constructive criticism for me?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

good job with that stupid question

 

why did pikachu have to ruin it for porygon?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Electrical rodent beats floating artificial thing. It's a simple scientific fact.

 

Is the answer to this question 'yes'?