Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Aliens

 

Can I go to the bathroom?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No. You will suffer.

 

Do you think that the mods are out of control?

[Samurai Equine 49,993]

Control is an illusion. Just like time. And cake. And math. And emotions. And puppies. And language.

 

Why and what is that which of the to when for it where by next with how maybe sometimes who?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

The 11th Doctor.

 

Hey! Who took my burrito?!

[Summer Greetings 237]

Gluttony. 

What time is it?

[Fishy Stick 7,538]

80:67 PM

 

 

Hi welcome to McDonalds. What can I get for you?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

BURGERS.

What is in the mind of an "Equestria Girls" human (Homo sapiens canterlotianis)?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Schpoo.



Why can't I?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You can have this key. Now melt it to a doubloon.

How many doubloons does this gold cost?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

It cost a million pirate ships.

 

Shrink when you touch the glove?

[Samurai Equine 49,993]

Never! Expand into INFINITY!

 

...Did you have trouble finding this question?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Fish in a can!

 

What is your error?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

I am a book.

What is Super Mario's stories like?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Mario is a bloodthirsty murderer who moonlights as a plumber. 

What's the difference between a little and a lot?

[Samurai Equine 49,993]

A whole lot of nothing that somehow equals something more than what you had before. Ipso facto.

 

Why is my chocolate eclair trying to eat me?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Uhh... No reason at all. I most certainly had nothing to do with this.

 

What is the nth dimension?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

A direction of A's.

What is the distance between Dimensions R and U?

[SparklingSquirrels 21,299]

Dimension S + Dimension T

 

How does the internet work?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Not well. 

Are you a fan of fans?

[Illusion Fox 77]

I'm sure am.

 

What game you getting?

[Samurai Equine 49,993]

Ball in a cup.

 

Why does the eclipse happen?

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Because sometimes the moon likes to moon the sun

 

 

Why is batman so awesome

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[Fishy Stick 7,538]

Because he's Batman!

 

 

Why did you throw that fridge at me!?

[Buck Testa 5,505]

Because I found out I could throw fridges

 

When did I start being able to throw fridges?

[Samurai Equine 49,993]

When the universe decided to play with the gravity switch.

 

If you pour spot remover on your dog, and he vanishes, are you playing god?