Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Samurai Equine 53,376]

Like dog meat. Stop eating Mickey Mouse's dog!

 

Why so dark?

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Depends. Sometimes it's because irghurjkem, gb kdfjl or dihdfjksjh.

 

Are you a human?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

...a what?

 

A b c d e f g?

[Samurai Equine 53,376]

Illuminati.

 

Greek yogurt or Third Eye Blind?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Third yogurt with a little bit of Greek eye blind.

 

What's your favorite mathematical equation?

[Twilight The Creator 298]

e=mc ur a fagit

 

Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Kurt Cobain's ghost.

Why would they leave the murder weapon in their coat?

[Samurai Equine 53,376]

Because they want to be coated in it!

 

Can I eat a Pokeball?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Yes, yes you can. Careful of the snakes though.

 

 

Can you even?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

...what an odd thing to say.

 

Ka-pow?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Ka-boom.

Can you sail from Japan to America?

[Scootaloodle 1,623]

Of course that's easy, what you need is a pond in your back garden, some LSD and hey presto your in America

 

What is the square root of a Toyota Corolla x the equal amount of time it takes to get to 0-60 when a DJ plays a record at 45rpm with the beat at 125bpm?

Edited October 22, 2014 by Scootaloodle

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

56x2 square metres.

What's wrong with the public train system in my town?!

[Galen Selanno 351]

Nothing. There's just something wrong with you.

 

If my VPN fails and my IP becomes insecure, what JavaScript code should I use to illustrate the creation of a gun that will restore the once-fought over land of Equestria to the ponies and create an animation of the entire war such that the Question to the Ultimate Answer of Life, the Universe, and Everything appears 7 seconds into the animation and then restores my VPN?

[Miss Pinkamena 41]

Fluttershy.

 

 

How do I turn myself into a cupcake?

[Galen Selanno 351]

Be Pinkie Pie and break the 4th wall.

 

If a crab sits on a seashell, then what is the volume of the seashell?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

1 potato.

 

What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?

[Kawaii Besu 28,022]

Sandvich. :comeatus:

 

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Edited October 23, 2014 by Fillypino Pride

[Miss Pinkamena 41]

Because birds have magic powers.

 

 

If I throw a triangle out of I car, how many tacos can Sonata Dusk buy with one human soul?

[Samurai Equine 53,376]

Pinhead from Hellraiser.

 

What is the secret identity of Dr. Eggman?!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Dr. Ivo Robotnik

 

Where did the murder weapon go?

[Kawaii Besu 28,022]

Through your chest... :comeatus:

 

Now what?!

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

"Why is my horsie not moving?"

What would Pinkie Pie be like if she were Galadriel?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Presumably not Pinkie Pie. 

All your base are belong to who now?

Edited October 23, 2014 by Summer Greetings

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Forty-three and a half.

 

Does a felt tip pen fit in a pin?