Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Horse 63]

You don't.

 

What is humans?

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

In some cultures Humans are considered a strange variant to Chinese Checkers. They taste like chicken and are considered the most powerful, and stupid beings on the planet. Followed by most other primate species.

 

Slim Slam Slimminy?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Slim Shady

 

What's the answer to this question?

Edited November 12, 2014 by Red Sage

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Where do you come from?

Is 97 a valid number?

[Buck Testa 5,505]

69 has its doubts about it

 

You are asleep and your real life is what you think your dreams are, how does that make you feel?

[Yoshikupo 302]

hguajbkj!??!?!!?!!!!?!agsgsg!?GEGVIU?gzeuFEdg!?

 

coke a cola has weed in it how?

[Sigma 768]

There used to be cocaine in it, so it makes sense if you think about it.

 

How do you spell 'pony'?

Edited November 25, 2014 by Asterisk Propernoun

[GONEFOREVER 518]

jkfahsdjkfhlakwejhfjdkALLAHUAKBARdjakls;dlfkjakls;dlfkjdkla;sldfhajhshdgfhjkajhsdgf

 

 

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No.

We must ride to Fedoras and raise to alarm -- but what are the directions?

[Yoshikupo 302]

left right west backup backup backup south right left and finnaly iagbiuabgoisubgi

 

why U B SO RUDE?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

I hate trains

 

How can I eat my toe? It smells so good

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You don't. It tastes worse than your hand.

Where in the World is Waldo?

[Yoshikupo 302]

up you bum

 

I found a rare pokemon card what should I do with it?!?!?

[Fishy Stick 7,545]

Brag about it on youtube.

 

Why did I consume that brick?

[SomeMLP Brony 41]

You thought it was cheese sandwich.

 

Where is my sonic screwdriver?!

[Venomous 18,859]

I fed it to my pet antelope.

 

Why are pigs always stealing my popsicles?

[Moonlight 7,286]

Because they need energy to fly

 

 

Why are lemons yellow? 

Edited November 27, 2014 by WheatleyCore

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because they are full of dangerous acid -- great for explosives and related things?

Why do hearts show up in most traditional Equestrian art?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

because Love = Friendship and Friendship = Magic

 

how was twilight so good at magic even before she had any friends?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

She is a mutant, like the rest of Equestria's population.

What are Christmas lights for?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

eating

 

rainbows?

[Wind Chaser 4,768]

Skittles.

 

Is this real life?

[Frozen FlashDrive 85]

yes

 

what is real life?

[Sonic Shimmer 4,131]

Vastly inferior to Skyrim.

 

What does plutonium taste like?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Vinegar.

What does a vine of vinegar taste like?