Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Walking through your door. It's Shia Labeouf! :grin2:

 

Whhat is the mussiiix of lyfe? 

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

Silence, my brother.

 

Why don't your toes hurt?

[VinylWubs 1,252]

because im wearing slippers.

 

Do you like anime?

[Golurk 468]

Ugh. No. It give me indigestion. 

 

How does one ascend to the next level of being?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

You build a rocket that soars upwards above the Universe, and into the Void.
 

Why do horses nod?

[Galen Selanno 351]

Because they're trying to say "Neigh, neigh!" (nay, nay)

 

Whodunit? (We know it wasn't Discord)

Edited May 2, 2015 by ArcFighter300

[Kurael 43]

Flying pancakes

How are y0ur coconutz?

[baba_booey 4,302]

gr8 m8 i r8/8

 

Song name?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Let's see what's behind door number three!

 

 

Dies this look infected?

Edited May 4, 2015 by LittleMac

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

No, that corpse looks completely clean.

 

What does Purple taste like?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Cinnamon bacon

 

 

 

What's that in the sky?!

[Canary Yellow 85]

Superman dressed up as Obama dressed up as a taco flavoured Spike.

 

What's that on your face?!

[LittleMac 3,085]

What, you mean my pet iguana?

 

 

Where did Dwayne Johnson go?

[Canary Yellow 85]

He went to KFC

 

 

Would you like to hear about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Ma, get mah ointment!

 

 

Are you the six fingered man?

[You Heard Nothing 1,213]

No, I clearly have twelve.

 

If a rocket is about to hit the moon and a green octopus is doing a tap dance, what is behind the third rock?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

The remains of the rocket, next to the green octopus.

And what else will the octopus do as he waits on the moon for his next spaceship to home?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Play football with a giraffe of course

 

 

Is the giraffe from Mars?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No, he is from the clouds of Neptune.

Why do giraffes colonize Neptune's poisonous, dark skies?

[LittleMac 3,085]

Because turtles can fly, duh

 

 

 

Do giraffes invade Pluto?

[Rethajni 2,496]

yea because they are so crunchy and so Swag

 

 

if i eat a cake i make crap, if i eat crap i make a cake?

[LittleMac 3,085]

The crap is a lie...

 

 

How do you melon?

[Rethajni 2,496]

be a ball and be so tasty and freshy

 

 

how many bacon is needed to be like Celestia?

[LittleMac 3,085]

128403047317953974

 

 

 

 

Do you own a piranha tank?

[Rethajni 2,496]

right in my pants!

 

 

 

 

where's Equestria?