Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Lulaypp 2,555]

The person who invented meme's friend is constantly saying "Me! Me!" So the person did a meme about the friend and it went viral. Soon it became popular and spreaded like virus.

 

I didn't stop to think while typing that.

... I guess you could say he went InZane

LOVE YOUR PUNS!!!!

 

Why do puns exist?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

For Carlos.

 

What's an animal that we eat,but doesn't eat us?

[powerpuff-tsubasa 448]

pigs and chicken

 

what happens if all the letters fly into outer space?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Outer space would be Outer fill.

 

Why is it called space?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Because it's large enough to accommodate three bedrooms and two baths.

 

How many bags of Doritos would it take to put a banana on the moon?

[Luminance 2,186]

About one bag because there's enough calories to make up for the fuel.

 

If you divide a potato with a banana what happens?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

The Ponato phenomenon would occur, merging all potatos and bananas.

 

How to drink from a banana?

[Rainbowdash_82 404]

By smashing it on your head

 

If you drink a drink, how do you eat a eat?

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Orange pans

 

Are flags considered as a type of boat?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Some of them, yes.

 

They call them flag boats or floats.

 

A couple times a year, some countries celebrate these floats with parades.

 

Why does wine taste better when aged?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Because wine tastes better with mustard and Derpy's muffins.

 

Will there be a cross over between G4 My Little Pony and G1 Transformers in the year 2100?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Unicron,Voltron,Vectron,Galvatron,Megatron,and Fuckatron

 

Is Zolo a samurai?

[Tarnation 142]

the dog is a silly crocodile :crackle:

 

discord or discord discord?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

No it's neither of them. For me it's Discord because he is best Transformer.

 

Will Aloe and Lotus work in Applejack's farm?

[Fixedys 501]

No, its Aloe of hard work.

 

 

What does pizza taste like?

[Vulcan 3,254]

Regret. o_o

 

 

 

How was anime invented?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

The Ice Age.

 

What killed the dinosaurs?

[PacificGreen 1,163]

The dinosaur killers obviously.

 

Will I ever find true love in my cereal?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

No,you'll find him in a bag of Doritos.

 

Ninja Turtles vs Deadpool? Who wins?

[LHfunk 422]

Yes.

 

If I pour gasoline on my fireworks and throw them into my hot are balloon, why is the chicken under the sink?

[PacificGreen 1,163]

The Ninja Pools! No wait... the Dead Turtles! Umm...tie?

 

Because the sink is explosion proof. Also, the chicken needs some of the Windex that's under the sink.

 

How often do cookies become potatoes?

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[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

They become tomatoes.

 

Did Deadpool fail at doing a backflip?

 

Yes.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Yes, he did fail the backflip because of Morena and TJ.

 

Will Megatron marry Fluttershy in the upcoming Transformers live action movie?

[Fixedys 501]

Mint Tea

 

 

When is Mother 16 coming out?

[Stormlight 1,371]

Maybe?

 

Can lungs inhale and exhale?