Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

This:

Can I feed Princess Moonbutt some Deviled Eggs?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'm ready to go in coach, just give me a chance"

 

"You are very cordially, cordially, cordially

You are very cordially, invited to a party

And it will be a grand affair, grand affair, grand affair

It will be a grand affair, hosted by the Hatter

We do hope that you can come, you can come, you can come

We do hope that you can come and share in all the joy"

 

Do you accept the invitation?

Edited December 20, 2017 by Mysterious

[Randimaxis 8,654]

HELL YEAH.  I'll even take my pet Jabberwock.

 

Do you spoo, and when you do, does someone spoo wit'choo?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Not unless the spoo doodoos all over dat choochoo train.

 

Is this a stupid answer?

[TwiTracker 973]

The quilateral possibiltiy of the definite answer being affirmative is a negative correspondent reaction in the brain.

 

Do dogs think in barks?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Bark bark ! Bark ?

Babbark barkark ARK BARK baaark ???

[Randimaxis 8,654]

If they did... it'd be RUFF!

Do TREES think in barks?

[TwiTracker 973]

BOOORK

 

Do the bork have a tree think?

[Sketchy Tune 964]

Maybe

Do the tree eat the bork?

[Randimaxis 8,654]

Nope... but the Swedish Chef borks ALL THE TIME.

Which is snazzier: The Swedish Chef, or Crazy Harry?

[TwiTracker 973]

SWEDISH HARRY

 

Which British Harry do you like best? Harry, Harry, Harry or Harry?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

The one with no nose.

Did Pumpkinhead save any fruit punch for Jason? 

[Brobot 1,436]

NAH THE COOL-AID MAN DOSENT LIKE THAT

Spoiler

 

IS PIZZA A RELIGION!!!!?!

[TwiTracker 973]

I WORSHIP IT

 

Does pizza go on pineapple

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

NO. SILENCE. I KILL YOU.

 

What does pineapple tree look like anyway ?

[TwiTracker 973]

Is Equestria a cute Twilight in pony?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Is a  sure she pony beautiful !

Do you even lift, bru ?

[TwiTracker 973]

YES

 

dO YOu evEN VaNiLLA BRo?

[Brobot 1,436]

I ALlWaYs VaNiLLA HoMiE

 

CONKE OR BEPIS

[TwiTracker 973]

DR POPPLER

 

GINGER OR CONCRETE

[Brobot 1,436]

NIGERA

 

IS AFRICA EVEN REAL??????

[TwiTracker 973]

HOW CAN AUSTRALIA BE REAL IF MY EYES ARE TEAL

 

PNURPLE OR PRINK

[Brobot 1,436]

SAME THING THEY ALL SMELL LIKE SHARPIES

 

IS THIS GOD

[TwiTracker 973]

OR WE ARE DANCERS

 

DO YOU DANCE THO

[Randimaxis 8,654]

I do a mean Buttafuco. 

Have you ever,  or do you plan to FNORD!?