Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Pieburner 1,680]

Y-yesss.......?

C-Can I go in?

[rolle 320]

If you have potatoes for shoes.

Do fictional characters exist?

[Mirage 24,149]

Uh, if they don't exist then why would we think of them?

Why is Fluttershy, shy?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Probably because her parents were shopping at Target when they met.

Where did my Klingon Defense Force uniform go?

[Will Guide 21,325]

To the Star Wars Universe!

Why do sheep count people?

[Pieburner 1,680]

They do.

Can it be solved in 5 seconds?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Chuck Norris can solve it in 4 secondes.

Why is summer so hot ? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Because it hates you and your education loving ways

It is a bad idea?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

No, it’s a good idea of bad ideas.

Can I has a ice cream and grammars?

[TBD 17,228]

Why is  @[[-VeNoM-]] always hungry or thirsty? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Because he is 

May I have some oats?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

No, you cannot. Take some.

Will I ever overthrow Princess Luna and her Lunar Republic kingdom with the power of @TBD‘s laundry detergent?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Only when mixed with faritas power !

Why does we have wings ?

[TBD 17,228]

because we're all high as buck

why do we have horn?

Edited December 4, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Because cats have tails !

But... then, why do dogs have tails too ?

[TBD 17,228]

because that's his name..

why do we say it rain like cats and dogs when it isn't? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Because they were lying to you the whole time

WHY?

[Wingnut 6,733]

Because Steve Austin said so. 

Why can’t I get no satisfaction? 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Cause you tried and you tried and you tried

HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE RAIN?

[TBD 17,228]

it's hard to see since it's so clear. 

how can  a cow jump over the moon?

 

[MilkTea 283]

Hax

Why does water taste so bitter after I eat pineapple?

[TBD 17,228]

Because that's not water...

Why can't our dream be our real life ?

[Ocean Melody 116]

because floating sheep aren't real

how can I be the bestest

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

By giving me Wonder Woman’s boots so I can sell it on eBay.

Will I get an envelope made up of cupcakes?

[TBD 17,228]

no, because envelope doesn't created an imaginary cupcake.

Why would people like to eat mini cupcake? since mini cupcake is small version of a cupcake, which is already a mini version of a cake. 

Edited December 6, 2017 by TBD