Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[TBD 17,228]

because eh don't you remember? you dye it, did you forget to take your med again?? 

when is drugs become a good thing?

[Patty Thundersnow 4,129]

When they let you do whatever.

 

WHy is it neccessary for snow to snow on December 14th, but not any other day?

[Amorphis 351]

Because Shrek the Almighty Ogre sneezed that day, and... yeah...

 

Why am I here, and not there?

[TBD 17,228]

up your a$$

that person is just asking for that kind of answer aren't they? 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

They're begging for it.
Are you one of this person ?

[GreenGreenWhirlWind 161]

I'm pretty sure i'm not.

Why does the mouse share the house with the louse?

[azbat 301]

Because he and the cat had a spat at their flat.

If a woman is a battle-axe, what is her husband?

[MilkTea 283]

A beta

Are there monsters living under your bed?

[Pieburner 1,680]

Yes, and I'm friends with them

also get along with the voices in my head, they counsel me.

 

Tell me why I just mixed two music references at once?

 

 

[Flutterstep 46,329]

Because mixing music is like mixing fruit together to make a nice smoothie, and references are the cups you pour it into after.

If Fluttershy kissed Vinyl, would that mean that Spike would have to buy a new sofa for Twilight because oh darn it might just rain tomorrow?

[TBD 17,228]

that would mean vinyl got super duper happy that she played the music that rock the clouds to rain, and the sofas is all sold out because spike  burnt it.

what is the most stupidest question?

 

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

If Batman parents died, then how was he born?

Is this life?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

No it's chocolate cake !
Do you know how to breath ?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Depends on how many letters there are in a week.

Could you live long and prosper?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Well I'll tel you when I'll die !

Is the color blue really blue ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

I guess

But could it be?

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

MmmmmmmmmmI don't know...I really think it's just green in a costume.
What is the colour of the Henri 4's white horse ??

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

1965, Liverpool beat Leeds United 2-1

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

3 banana per meter square on a microseconds

Why does a plane have two engine ?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Because they allow you to smooth wood faster

Spoiler

(Actually that is a kinda stupid question because of the 1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 10, 12 and 14 engined aircraft)

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his
single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit rough." 

Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52
that had one engine shut down.

"Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The
dreaded seven-engine approach." :|

 

What is your quest?

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

To gather as many dudes as possible under my gaylordship.

What's the square root of rope?

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

Camembert

Where's your head at?

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

It's up my ass and around the corner

 

 

[TBD 17,228]

your prerogative was taken away, since it doesn't meet with the amendments.

so are we doing rating a song, post another thread now?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Somepony once told me...NHA. 

Does squirrel grows on trees ?