Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

To moma's house !

What do you call a bird with no wings ?

[Pieburner 1,680]

A fucking disgrace.

Same.

Edited December 19, 2017 by WisePie

[Brobot 1,436]

Me

does a straw have 2 holes or 1???????????????

[Pieburner 1,680]

3

Arf?

[TwiTracker 973]

Bork!

 

Is the bag a synonym of antidisestablishmentarianism?

[Pieburner 1,680]

wut.

wut?

[TwiTracker 973]

Wut.

 

Wut is forty life meaning o’hai’oh?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Danny Glover.

What type of drug were the creators of MLP on?

[Will Guide 21,359]

The same substance that leads to Disney Acid Sequences. Look it up on TV Tropes.

How do sheep count themselves to sleep?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

For that to happen, they need to download it from the App Store or Google Play.

Will carrots do the trick in ruling Canterlot?

[Brony Number 42 10,057]

No, they are too orange.

What rhymes with )>÷@ ?

[Nature Tune 8,392]

Weird keyboard signs.

What generation is derpy in?

[Brony Number 42 10,057]

Regeneration.

Up or down?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

East and West.

 

What’s a stupid question?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

What do you think the Devil likes to put on his sandwiches?

 

 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

This:

Can I feed Princess Moonbutt some Deviled Eggs?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'm ready to go in coach, just give me a chance"

 

"You are very cordially, cordially, cordially

You are very cordially, invited to a party

And it will be a grand affair, grand affair, grand affair

It will be a grand affair, hosted by the Hatter

We do hope that you can come, you can come, you can come

We do hope that you can come and share in all the joy"

 

Do you accept the invitation?

Edited December 20, 2017 by Mysterious

[Randimaxis 8,652]

HELL YEAH.  I'll even take my pet Jabberwock.

 

Do you spoo, and when you do, does someone spoo wit'choo?

[ZethaPonderer 2,199]

Not unless the spoo doodoos all over dat choochoo train.

 

Is this a stupid answer?

[TwiTracker 973]

The quilateral possibiltiy of the definite answer being affirmative is a negative correspondent reaction in the brain.

 

Do dogs think in barks?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,050]

Bark bark ! Bark ?

Babbark barkark ARK BARK baaark ???

[Randimaxis 8,652]

If they did... it'd be RUFF!

Do TREES think in barks?

[TwiTracker 973]

BOOORK

 

Do the bork have a tree think?

[Sketchy Tune 964]

Maybe

Do the tree eat the bork?

[Randimaxis 8,652]

Nope... but the Swedish Chef borks ALL THE TIME.

Which is snazzier: The Swedish Chef, or Crazy Harry?