Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

More like a partial baldness !

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

@Le Trotteur Sauvage why are you talking to yourself ?

[Woohoo 35,772]

Because he can. 

Why does Blargen Fladibble have no hip?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

On 4/17/2020 at 3:35 AM, Woohoo said:

Because he can. 

Why does Blargen Fladibble have no hip?

Well because Sandy won't allow it !

Why is the sun so hot ?

[Woohoo 35,772]

Because the Moon is too cold.

What is the square root of a circle?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

About 2 pizza !

What language is spoken in UK ?

[Odyssey 5,719]

The one with the words

What colour is an orange

[Woohoo 35,772]

The sky!

Why are mods purple? 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,997]

4 minutes ago, Woohoo said:

The sky!

Why are mods purple? 

because you're color blind, they're clearly grey 

 

Why am I afraid of Doctors that are afraid of doctors

[Yoshi89 5,294]

Because nurses aren't afraid of nurses.

Why do I have to go to the dentist?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

1 hour ago, Yoshi89 said:

Why do I have to go to the dentist?

Because if you're not, he will have no money and starve

Why is ice cream so...cold ?

[Yoshi89 5,294]

Because it actually comes from Antarctica.

Why are the oceans so large?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

7 minutes ago, Yoshi89 said:

Why are the oceans so large?

Well it's simple, that because they only eat fast food ! Duuuuuh 

Why is my skin so pale ? 

[Odyssey 5,719]

You're becoming a ghost

What is the fastest vehicle I can get?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

On 4/25/2020 at 12:57 PM, Odyssey said:

What is the fastest vehicle I can get?

A bicycle with 4 wheels. The more they have wheels, the faster they get !

What happen when the you add 2 and 2 ??

[Samurai Equine 57,044]

Don't be silly, no one puts 2 and 2 together. Since when do you need 22 of anything? 

The marbles scatter at a factor of 7 while the juice spills 3 times as fast as the old man walking 10 dogs, how long does it take to purple?

[Woohoo 35,772]

John Cena!

What is the significance of John Cena?

[PinkieSpy 69]

Did you forget the question, I think you forgot the question, I can't see it...?

Who is your mini-me?

[Woohoo 35,772]

Big Bird.

What happens when you turn on the Orb of Confusion?

[Sparklefan1234 184,750]

9 hours ago, Woohoo said:

What happens when you turn on the Orb of Confusion?

 

You learn to speak whale.

What is a clock used for? 

[Woohoo 35,772]

To clock someone in the face.

Why am I so obsessed with Angel Dust?! 

[PinkieSpy 69]

You wanna sneeze yourself up to Heaven,

Why problem make when you no have problem that you don't want to make?

[Samurai Equine 57,044]

Make up the problem, and the problem will make up with you and your make up.

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,053]

16 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose?

Because you can smell through your ears ! Duh ! 

What if the earth was shaped like a donuts ? 

[Odyssey 5,719]

We would be pear-shaped

Why do alpacas wear bowties