Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

Perhaps a bit

 

Am I right, or am I right?

(God, I hate when people say that)

[DigitalRocket 185]

both and neither at the same time

 

Eezz me spleeng un greymar gud?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

is very gud

 

Why is Maud Pie so god damn perfect?

[DigitalRocket 185]

pies

 

is pies the answer to the Ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

No friend, it is Maud Pie.

 

Why is Maud the best thing to ever happen to FIM?

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

Because.

 

Why is Star Swirl bearded?

[BastementSparkle 20,334]

Because he's pony Gandalf.

 

Am I pretty?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

If I say no, you won't kill me, right?

[DigitalRocket 185]

totally

 

do you like wasps?

[GONEFOREVER 518]

 

Should eat bees?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Yes. All the cool kids are doing it.

 

If I could yes, should I maybe?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Of course not - it's illegal!



Is nine pencils, a blowtorch and a jar of peanut butter enough to do this?

Edited April 26, 2014 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Only in your most terrifying wet dream.

 

 

Why does Satan ignore my prayers?

[Plume 922]

Because Humanity says no.

 

Why don't spider bites turn you into a hero?

Edited April 26, 2014 by MiniKirby123

[NeedsMoreGoth 164]

Because strong winds can make dogs and other small mammals fly.
Banana?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Twelve.



Why is there no hole in this sandwich? I specifically ordered one with nine toenails!

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

There is hole in it. Look closer.

 

 

Should I murder this ant?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

It's self-defense,so yeah.

 

Can I eat you?

[Denim&Venöm 19,788]

The Chevy silvarado is one of the largest marsupials in the world.

 

How much for the one on the left?

[Guest]

Tfdfdfdasdaaweawewereererf

Edited June 7, 2018 by ,,,

[Twilight The Creator 298]

The answer to that is

 

 

Do you wanna?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

Do I wanna..... What?

[Denim&Venöm 19,788]

The Limbic system

 

Can you see what I'm saying?

[Krimzik 4]

Vivaldi!

 

Why Camembert and not axle grease? 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Because! And if you ask that again, so help me I'm gonna turn this car around and we'll go straight home!

 

You don't wanna go home, do ya?