Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Because the air that currently occupies the space in front of you prevents the cupcake from appearing there. If you were to replicate your experiment in a vacuum, you might experience different results.

 

How many seconds have I been alive for?

Edited September 8, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

4

 

What really is on Old McDonalds Farm?

[Ashley 2,427]

You don't want to know.

Should I do my homework?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Purple.

 

Purple?

[Snow Frostflame 3,567]

no

 

who is the Spy

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

A dorkus.

 

Who stole Spy's mask?

[Mane Sax 46]

Charmander.

 

How do I taco?

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Play the name game!

 

 

Who are the president is?

[Starshine 16,330]

Shire! Baggins...!

 

How can we chocolate the pie?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

19.

Why is 19 the most important number in the Universe?

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Because 19 + 23 = 42, and they are both prime...

 

What is a human?

Edited September 24, 2014 by Pridus Fillypinenis

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

A Human is the highest mortal lifeform in the Universe. ALL HAIL TECHNOLOGY!!!

Why would you speak to me, "Twailait" the Xeno?

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Because pandas.



Is your name not Seamus O'Seamus?

[Summer Greetings 237]

I don't talk to Italians.

Cheese and rice?

[Samurai Equine 47,438]

Only if it's in a blender operated by Iron Man!

 

If the purple ran down the hill at a speed of 3, how many ducks need to fly til blue?

Edited September 26, 2014 by Samurai Equine

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

3.14

 

Would you?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Yes, I'll eat some neptunium pie.

Hello, Honkie. Let's eat Mutton Bash's console.

[Petal Dancer 55]

No thanks, I had a big breakfast.

 

How some girls don't have to take a DNA test to see if a baby is theirs?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

They assume so.

What is a Canterlot Palace with teapots instead of its towers?

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Canterpot Tea

 

Why doesnt the south pole fall into space?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because it is a location, not an object, as much as you create the Equator, when it does not exist.

If the Mane 6 were constellations, what would they be?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Cancer.

Why was Protoman?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Because reasons.

 

This is a question.

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

SooS and MeeM.

How can I cure someone from the mental disorders of SooS and MeeM?

[Samurai Equine 47,438]

Aibohphobia.

 

Was Raw Tap Ale not a ReviveR at one lAp aT waRsaW?