Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

26.

 

If Train A leaves Washington, DC, at 4:15am EST and Train B leaves Los Angeles at 4:15am PST, and both of them are headed for Kansas City, Missouri, while traveling at an average speed of 30 kilometers per hour, can the chicken still cross the road?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Yes.

How intelligent is a horse?

[Fishy Stick 7,537]

Ask that cow over there.

 

 

42 - Xbox + Big Mac = Evil Potatoes. Understand?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Waffle

 

What's that big yellow thing in the sky?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

A flock of Pegasi.

What undersea location do you want to visit?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

 

 

WHY AM I?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because you are an iron statue of Artemis (R63 Luna)

 

What can I do to this Twilicane statue?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Does it blend?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No.

Can Luna read constellations?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

It depends. Is that like Marmaduke?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

No it's a cat stupid.

 

How do you open a bag?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Have you tried turning it on and off?

 

And what's that god Damn smell?

Edited September 28, 2014 by Dattebayo

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I'd stop asking questions and just let it go if I were you.

 

Wwwhhhyyyy?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Because I need Cinnabon money

 

Where do you get off being all nonchalant and sh*t?

[Summer Greetings 237]

I thought this was America. 

Why would it even be anything other than what it wasn't supposed to be?

[Samurai Equine 47,438]

Because people eat ideas until they are gassy!

 

Why does glue float?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No, it's like Pac-Man.

Why is the sun flat?

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Because of our lack of depth perception...

 

Why do birds suddenly appear?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Because solar energy.

Why is the moon a rock, and not a star?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

Because the moon stores bowl o gravy.

 

Can I take my fish for a walk?

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

No. It can fly.

Can I roast your pet chicken?

[Summer Greetings 237]

You can pet my roast chicken. 

Who invented the term invent?

[Melody Word 237]

Purple spotted dog.

 

Why is dog a mouse?

Purple spotted dog.

 

Why is dog a mouse?

[Magic Note 2,739]

Because the dog wasn't big enough.

 

How do I light soda on fire?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Very carefully.

 

Why does the floor move?