Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer

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Yes

 

No?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

yyyyeeeaaAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHASDFASDFASD

 

Catch all that?

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possibly

 

=+=+=+=?

[Celtore 2,770]

+ of course! Simple pattern analysis

 

How does one fit an unlimited number of items in a finite space?

[Samurai Equine 53,412]

Put the finite space in another finite space. That way, it will be in-finite.

 

Swiggity swooty, where is the booty?

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Mexico

 

5+5-5+5+5-5-5+5+(-5)=?

[Summer Greetings 237]

Swiggity swag, it's in the bag. 

Why are oranges orange but bananas are yellow?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Because apples aren't pears.

 

Woket wancher, or wailgun?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

I'd like to buy a vowel.

 

If Celestia dies, who takes over Equestria?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Your SLUTTY DAD

 

Why is your dad the most tyrannical ruler in all of all Equestria?

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[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Because he supports gun rights.

 

Why is bacon not a vegetable?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

For the same reason 2.5 is not an integer.

 

Is the answer to this question yes?

[Fishy Stick 7,828]

No.

 

 

In the event of flying pigs, what should you do?

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Dress up as a penguin and ride in circles on a unicycle.  This should theoretically trick the pigs into thinking that they are walruses and they shall fly into the ocean to build an underwater empire.  In roughly ten thousand years, they'll rise from the sea and end civilization as we know it, but you won't have to worry about that since you'll have died of old age.

 

Can you explain why bathing in sodium hydroxide might make cabbages taste like bacon?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

That's an excellent question. To answer that, we must first consider the chemical makeup of sodium hydroxide. Basically, everything in this world is made up of atoms. Hydrogen, oxygen and sodium are types of atoms. When you do blah blah blah and then add blah blah blah, blah blah cabbage blah bacon blah blah blah blah... *continue for another 9 hours*

 

Did you pay attention?

[Bojo 1,423]

I'd like it without cheese, please.

 

Why is this sandwich becoming smaller each time I give it a bite? 

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Dark Matter.

 

What was that?

[Summer Greetings 237]

A plot twist. 

If Trix are for kids then what is for adults?

[Dattebayo 2,850]

Your mom.

 

What's that smell?

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Monosodium Glutamate.

 

Salt or pepper?

[Samurai Equine 53,412]

Queso.

 

What is hi in the middle and round on both ends?

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Ohio

 

What did Tennessee?

[Washougal_Otaku 1,020]

Something that cannot be ten unseen.

 

...where did I put my portable belt sander?

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Check your shirt pocket.

 

Why?

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Because...

 

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