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I am heavy drinking guy...

and this *points to barrel*

is my drink.


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"Dumping someone is like throwing a kitten into a pool of lava." - Day[9]


'I see!' said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

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The reason the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month
plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty
dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a
season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out,
cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always
bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where
he was in the city on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man
who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be
keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while a poor man who could only
afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the
same time and would still have wet feet.

~This was the Captain Samuel Vimes "Boots" theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

 

-Terry Pratchett

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And to all things comes an end. We are no more than pages in a book.

Turn the page, and thousands die. And for what? For the greed of two powerful leaders. 
Turn the page and floods, earthquakes and volcanoes are destroying the world.

It is a time for acts of despair and of bravery as well.

Another turn of the page and countless refugees flee. Is this the end of the story? No.

There are countless pages to turn. And to all things comes a beginning!

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Look here Luna, we have created the ultimate borny converting spelll by mixing love in it's physical form with the fart of cadance something she almost never does!  We'll be ric--*Derpy drinks it* HAI GAIZ


Look in my eyes...what do you see?
The
Colt
Of
Personality.

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