The username above you is the name of your new product. Try to advertise it.

[Blue Moon 6,345]

Ok, basically the username above you is the name of your new product and you need to get people to buy it. So, try to advertise it in any way you can think of.

 

 

No one above me, so...yeah.

[Lisa 5,553]

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE BORING GREY CHEESE MOON?!

OF-FUCKING-COURSE YOU ARE!

 

DOWN AT NASA WE MADE A COMPLETELY NEW MOON WITH A BLUE HUE!! 

NOW YOUR NIGHTS WILL GLOW WITH A BLUE LIGHT! ISN'T THAT EPIC?!

[Blue Moon 6,345]

Have you ever sat down and wondered:

I wish I had a Lui

 

 

Well, your prayers have been answered. Now, you can buy the amazing Lui for only $19.95! We don't what it is or what it does but who fucking cares. It's a freaking Lui! Now go buy it today and tell your friends!

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Hi, Billy Mays here with the new Blue Moon!

[Sapphire Quill 1,186]

Soo righto, here I go,

 

So what I'm thinking of doing:

Uhh, here we go again, it's another shit product, just like all the oth- HOLD IT!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A BLUE MOON IS DO YOU?!?!?
WELL IT'S THE BEST THING AROUND IT'S - UHHHHH- HANDY, IT MAKES EVERYTHING LOOK BLUE AND RANDOM SHIT LIKE THAT,

AND WELL IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE YOU'RE JUST NOT IN WITH THE FASHION,

THEY'RE SO FABULOUSSSSS,

ONLY 3 INSTALMENTS OF $59.99 THAT'S FUCKING CHEAP IN MY BOOKS

SO GO ON! BUY ONE, BUY ONE, BUY ONE!!

 

What I'm actually going to do:

Wonderful night isn't it, The Rain is pouring, Tree's are rustling, The wind is is is gusting, and such, but wait! Why is everything Blue?! o_o, Blue Tree's, blue, Rain, Blue Everything, Wtf is happening?!?!?

Oh Wait, that's just the Blue moon, Brings out All the colors of things, Makes everything look so Blue,

It's So In Fashion, Very Cheap too, only 3 Instalments of $59.99

So Why not go Buy one? make your night More Fucking Epic With this new Product, you want one now, don't you?! DON'T YOU!?!?!

if So Go Fucking Buy one Now! 

 

Well that was intresting o_o

 

(Well Fucking Shit, Got Ninja'd -,-)

Meant for Blue Moon Anyways, Cheers

Edited May 12, 2013 by Sapphire Quill

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,368]

Twilight Sparkle, for those special nights when you just want to be alone.

 

Edit: Fuck this shit I'm not dealing with ninjas.

Edited May 12, 2013 by AtDawnTheySquee

[Sky Warden 2,243]

Tired of your drooling dog or lazy cat? Adopt one of our ponies. They're fluffy, chubby, and cuddly. And the most important, at dawn they squee!

 

Great. Now I'm feeling stupid.

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,368]

Buy a sky warden, or kill yourself.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Trouble finding a boyfriend? That cute girl distracted by your huge zits? Then look no further!

 

AtDawnTheySquee is a acne product that Squeezes the dirt out of your pores! All you need to do is put the lotion on, rub it in. And at dawn you'll see it squeeze out of your body!

 

(Oh god what have I done?)

Edited May 12, 2013 by Hayze

[Sky Warden 2,243]

Hi Internet! Do any of you people get tired of eating the same hay every single boring day? Then throw that ordinary hay to your fireplace. We have the new Hayze with hazelnut flavour!

 

The -ze is sold separately. Battery not included.

[stainesbrony 219]

Are you in need of something to patrol the sky? Then get a Sky Warden, the only warden that patols the sky!

You can use it anywhere to defend you airspace! On the roof, on a cloud, and even on Fred!

Get a Sky Warden now!

 

 

(stainesbrony inc. will have no responisiblity over any legal issues, detentions, job losses etc. for using Sky Warden, because you used it, not us.)

Edited May 12, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 42,205]

Tired of those annoying Brony stains? Well, look no further! Because you will not find a product that will help you.

 

 

(Aren't I an advertising genius? )

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Sick of being pushed around? Tired of being a wimp, feeble speck of a human being? Maybe you should get Kyoshi. What is Kyoshi you ask? Is a certain mind-enhancer you could call it. Take one a day with some water and you'll be hip and popular in no time!

 

(Warning, being hip and popular is not a result of Kyoshi. Idiotic Courageousness, and a feeling of invincibility comes from taking this product. Dry mouth and nausea are also side effects. We don't take refunds, and if you die because of this product you can't sue us. This was your own damn fault....screw off...)

[stainesbrony 219]

Tired of having rubbish hammers? Then get a stainesbrony inc. Dimitri Hammer! Use it anywhere! On the test your strength machine, on a nail, and on Taksh's head!

When you need a hammer, use a Dimitri hammer!

 

(stainesbrony inc. is not responsible for any legal issues involving your use of the Dimitri Hammer)

[Blue Moon 6,345]

Are you tired of getting stains on your bronies? Well, worry no longer for the company behind Lui has created another amazing product. Stainesbrony will get rid of all of your stain-be-gone needs for bronies. And all you have to pay is $19.95 s+h.

 

 

(All orders from the planet Earth  will be charged a long distance fee of $500,000)

[Dimitri Hammer 3,645]

Blue Moon! BLUE MOON! The name alone sparks your desires? I bet it does. Now, what is Blue Moon you ask? We at KPR Inc. not even have an idea of what it is. You want it though do you not? The curiosity is rising in you and this product sounds amazing. It can solve any problem you have, and can give you amazing hair too.

 

Buy it now for only 25.99, but wait....if you call now you will only have to pay 30.99 instead...woah...

 

 

* In extremely fine print, need a microscope to see it*

(Blue Moon is actually just a napkin with the words "Blue Moon" written on it in crayon with poor handwriting....)

Edited May 12, 2013 by Dimitri Hammer

[Evilshy 5,093]

Doing some construction? Well you better stop.

BECAUSE IT'S MOTHERFUCKING HAMMER TIME.

 

That's right bitches. This ain't no normal hammer. It doesn't have some lame-ass claw on the back. There's no waffle pattern to help hit nails. This shit ain't for hammering nails, this is 20 GODDAMN POUNDS OF CAPITALISM SMASHING STEEL MOTHERFUCKER.

This fucking hammer even has a name; Dimitri, which is so fucking Russian.

 

How Russian?

Fucking Russian.

 

How fucking?

So fucking.

 

This fucking hammer is a direct descendant of the original Marxist Hammer that shacked up with that prole-goddamn-tariat Sickle. That hammer got shit done, and your punk ass can, too. You buy this fucking hammer, you can use it to overthrow the fuck out of your society and instate some hella fucking balls-to-the-wall Commie shit. You can beat the shit out of the class system and make everybody equal. Equally fucked up, because you just kicked their shit with your hammer. This bitch will take you from a stupid, lame ass art-college hippy to a real motherfucking communist. No more peaceful protests and fake ideals; you'll be fucking up capitalist pigs like a KGB agent in 1950's suburban America.

 

Buy this fucking hammer. Fucking do it.

Edited May 12, 2013 by Evilshy

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

<Cue terrible Billy Mays impression>

 

Are you tired of committing evil acts and not getting any satisfaction? Do your victims think you're unintimidating?

 

Then you need Evlishy Spider Spray!!! Just one spray will cover your victim with hundreds of spiders!!! The secret is in the spider pheromones that attract hundreds of spiders from within 50 miles!!!

 

Order now or I'm gonna run over your child with this 80000-pound toilet!!!

[Evilshy 5,093]

<Cue terrible Billy Mays impression>

 

Are you tired of committing evil acts and not getting any satisfaction? Do your victims think you're unintimidating?

 

Then you need Evlishy Spider Spray!!! Just one spray will cover your victim with hundreds of spiders!!! The secret is in the spider pheromones that attract hundreds of spiders from within 50 miles!!!

 

Order now or I'm gonna run over your child with this 80000-pound toilet!!!

Oh my God I wish this existed. But I've searched, and I can't find anywhere I can buy spider pheromones. So, if I'm to be a spider controlling supervillain, I'll need to be an Arachnologist (big surprise there).

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Are you tired of people pushing you around? Well, now there is an answer to you problems; the Evilshy 2000! This incredible advance in technology is a large, horse-like robot. Equipped with a large knife, machine gun, and spraying venom, this bargain is commanded with ease! 

Bad breakup? Annoying roommate? False conviction?

All your problems will be solved with this one device! Buy now for only 99,999.00! 

 

But wait, there's more! 

Order now and receive a free book light! 

Edited May 13, 2013 by Beautiful Nightmare

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Tired of waking up from a nightmare and looking like the very thing that scare the living daylights out of you? Neither do I infact thats why I killed my wife In her memory I created 'Beautiful Nightmare' a facial mask that paralyzes your face into a happy go lucky smile.  So if you ever wake up screaming and hollering the neighbours and kids will just think your having a good time

[Blue Moon 6,345]

When we released the GolgoXII, it was the best advance in vending machines yet. But we want to do something different. So today, we will be releasing the GolgoXIII. It's exactly the same as the GolgoXII, but you buy our products no matter what. (idiots)

 

 

Starting at $599.99

[stainesbrony 219]

Hi, it's Pony Billy Mays here to advertise stainesbrony inc.'s latest product, Blue Moon. This is a very powerful rocket that creates a blue moon in the sky, for you!

Anyway, that's it.

 

(disclaimer: stainesbrony inc. does not cover damages from Blue Moon falling down. You used it, you take responsibility.)

[Le Kvlt Dawn 2,368]

Megeon. I don't know, you can kill people with it. You can burn people's houses down, you can light people on fire, you can burn everything. And all for three payments of $68875309853099.99. Order yours today, or die.

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

The squee machine. Activate at dawn to flood your mind with thousands of pictures of cute kittens, puppies and fillies. If you do it at any other time, the machine will not work. The squee machine. Buy it now for only 18 easy payments of 19.99.