An Old Head 4,816 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 (edited) Not going to lie, your puns are a bit rough, you need to iron them out. As you can see mine are taylor made and I have them down to a tee. I wood try to make some ace puns, but I've a Major problem thinking of any. Might have to run and check a few joke books before I attempt it. (Pinkie voice) Oh, hey, look at the birdie! Edited January 22, 2013 by Flipturn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosenRot 5 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 I've got one: The most dense part of the human body is the head. This pun explains a lot, does it not? Sorry, that sucked... I'm very sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaramus 449 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 I wood try to make some ace puns, but I've a Major problem thinking of any. Might have to run and check a few joke books before I attempt it. (Pinkie voice) Oh, hey, look at the birdie! I think you should forego the puns fore now. You have a fairway to go before you can be funny. Why is fore so good for puns? Also, I think you'll find thats an eagle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 I think you should forego the puns fore now. You have a fairway to go before you can be funny. Why is fore so good for puns? Also, I think you'll find thats an eagle It was a turkey last time I checked. Oh, I'm in the swing of things, I'll carry on making puns. We can both agree most of these puns do make the cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessper 735 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 (edited) So, racist, fascist and a communist walk into a bar and the barman says "What will it be, mister president?". Edited March 23, 2013 by Artemis 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaramus 449 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 It was a turkey last time I checked. Oh, I'm in the swing of things, I'll carry on making puns. We can both agree most of these puns do make the cut. You never know, it could actually be an albatross. Yeah I'd say we're on the ball right now, we're having a good shot at it! Hopefully these puns don't fade away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 You never know, it could actually be an albatross. Yeah I'd say we're on the ball right now, we're having a good shot at it! Hopefully these puns don't fade away Y'know, this line of puns is great. I do sometimes need to check that other puns haven't already been used, but normally I'm up to speed. We're on the edge of running out, though, that could be a hazard. As for the bird, I don't mind, I've already carted it back to the zoo from which it escaped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaramus 449 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 Y'know, this line of puns is great. I do sometimes need to check that other puns haven't already been used, but normally I'm up to speed. We're on the edge of running out, though, that could be a hazard. As for the bird, I don't mind, I've already carted it back to the zoo from which it escaped. I think we should bunker down and think of some new ones, I'm sure I have a hole load. I wonder if everyone else is getting tee'd off at our puns... although why wood they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingTwilight 109 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 Here comes a really bad one so race yourselves. Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "How do we drive this thing?" See, I told you! XD 1 ~Sig by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Aggressive bacteria that invade our gut and exterrminate the local microflora are colonists. Ancient Greeks had a lot of guts, building temples with columns like that. Editorials about the subject were recently written by columnists. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Shine 767 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 I am far too lazy to come up with my own bad puns. Therefore, I shall post this awesome comic full of 'em that i saw somewhere on the internet a while ago. My Little Brony on Memebase, I think...? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,689 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 Well here is a very bad pun. Brace, yourselves. Why did the Gays not wait in the line at a straight night club? Because they didn't want to wait in a straight line. Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chattydash 62 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 tescos has put an new meaning to i am so hungry i can eat a horse how can you tell if someone has eaten a tesco burger they have a long face a man ate a tesco burger he is in hospital in stable condtions the symtoms the burgers give are a nasty clot and they feel a little horse (by the way tescos uses horse meet in there burgers) sorry for the spelling problem i try my best its so hard to wright write with my mouth credit goes to Gone ϟ Airbourne for the epic sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 I recently bought Season 1 on DVD. I had to pony up the dough. In other news: If your feet smell and your nose is running, you must be upside down. 1 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 I used to be scared of hurdles,but then I got over it.I'm reading a book about anti-gravity,It's impossible to put down.I'm glad I know sign language, It's pretty handy. ~Signature created by Chaotic Discord~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chattydash 62 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 what did the t rex order at the hard rock cafe a quter toner granite burger even t rexs dont like tesco burgers dr dr i think i am a horse no sir you are just a little horse sorry for the spelling problem i try my best its so hard to wright write with my mouth credit goes to Gone ϟ Airbourne for the epic sig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 January 25, 2013 Share January 25, 2013 What do you get when a Tyrannosaurus running west collides with another Tyrannosaurus running east? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. 1 Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 January 29, 2013 Share January 29, 2013 (edited) I sent a heavy, unstable element to a nuclear physics lab. FISSION MAILED. Dude, this guy/girl is such a cold-hearted hothead... (s)he might wind up blowing a lot of people's sunshine away, weather you accept it or not. I think I played Amnesia a while ago, but I forgot it. Edited January 29, 2013 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 BUMP: Harry Potter puns cuz I've been watching the first movies with Mom. A cliff named Daniel would be rad. We looked at each other with shifting stairs. (the moving staircases in Hogwarts) An apprentice's worst fear is the mentor. (dementor) Boggarts can look really Ridikkulus sometimes. Let's be supportive of our Quidditch team leader: "Morning, wood. You should stop being so hard-on yourself." If Hogwarts had a blog with a doorway wallpaper, it'd be Tumblr Door. If Hogwarts had its toilet brand, it'd be Hogfarts. It'd get a lot of witchcrap. If Hogwarts was subjected to biological attack, they would call the Centaur for Disease Control. If the Weasleys were bakers, they would make gingerbread. If Cedric had decided to get the cup and take all the glory for himself, it would've been dickery. (Diggory) I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Light Diamond 2,802 February 12, 2013 Share February 12, 2013 I got a new weed whacker, and its cutting Hedge Technology. I am reading this cool book about anti gravity, I just cant put it down. My clock just finished dinner but its still hungry so it went back Four Seconds. I lost my watch and I have been meaning to look for it but I just cant find the time. Your calenders day's are numbered. Something something something something Ask me stuff...and all my OC's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 February 13, 2013 Share February 13, 2013 Moozik puns :3 Canine musicians that like to be in charge use sub woofers. The funeral of a blacksmith must have quite some death metal in it. Hide yo cars, hide yo diamonds, hide yo hoes... cuz they're rapping everybody out there. This singer is actually an illegal immigrant. He/She had been expelled, but he/she is back on truck. Also, the video clip of his/her song was rated Mature and banned because of sax and violins. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive01 5,299 February 13, 2013 Share February 13, 2013 Here's a stupid pun I just heard today in class. You know, the Vatican's got an Eggs-Benedict combo as a breakfast special today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 March 3, 2013 Share March 3, 2013 This picture I posted in that thread with an equally punny title This post that I will forever remember as the epitome of punny fun And the titles of about half of all my art threads, especially single-shot threads (as opposed to "vacation scraps" bundles) I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creamy Arty 6,252 March 23, 2013 Share March 23, 2013 This thread appears to be some manner of random (but strangely enjoyable) nonsense, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to the Forum Lounge section of Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way. Kyoshi made this ^^ Come join us on Equestria.tv on Fridays at 6 PM Eastern for our weekly movie nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive01 5,299 March 23, 2013 Share March 23, 2013 (edited) Not sure if these are puns (I'm pretty sure they are), but I found this on a Facebook page and I just had to share it. It's hilarious! Edited March 23, 2013 by Derpity Derp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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