An Old Head 4,816 July 20, 2013 Share July 20, 2013 There was a band called 1023mb. They never had a gig. They say 1 gig is enough for 250 songs. If they played 250 songs at a gig, the crowd would disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,658 July 20, 2013 Share July 20, 2013 Alright, anybody a fan of rap battles? Well, here's one where the aim is to deliberately make the worst, corniest, most terrible puns ever; it's brilliant. (Battle starts at 1:54) (strong language) Dem British accents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 July 20, 2013 Share July 20, 2013 Dem British accents Best battle rap accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 July 25, 2013 Share July 25, 2013 I attended a lecture on allergies, there were strong reactions. Then there was a conference about firearms, they put a trigger warning before it. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneTrickPony 64 July 25, 2013 Share July 25, 2013 Why did the mushroom and the fungi fall in love. They had a liken for each other. WOW I suck at these. It was afishaly some other kind of mushroom but I suck at remembering so I forgot 1 If you're so smart than why are you dead? Is it because I killed you?http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/neptune-r3960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenshinohana 264 July 29, 2013 Share July 29, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 August 2, 2013 Share August 2, 2013 (edited) Which is the best food in the entire world? A hard-boiled egg. Why? Because you just can't beat it! Speaking of which, let us all remember the wise words of Confucius, who said, "Man who juggle live hens will end up with egg on his face." Edited August 2, 2013 by Full Spectrum Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttermena 1,223 August 2, 2013 Share August 2, 2013 Have you guys ever been to Kangaroo Island? I hear that place is really hopping. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Derpy 535 August 2, 2013 Share August 2, 2013 Why did the ear of corn fail as a comedian. His jokes were too corny! You see what I did there? With the corn, and the corny? Pretty good right? Thanks to LittleRawr for the signature! My Ponysona Silver Star- http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/silver-star-r4419 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fluttermena 1,223 August 2, 2013 Share August 2, 2013 Come on, guys. Throw me a bone here! I know my pun wasn't humerus enough... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 August 2, 2013 Share August 2, 2013 Although the skydiving astronaut was having fun at first, he soon realized the gravity of the situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valete 195 August 2, 2013 Share August 2, 2013 What kind of insect will always run away? ...Fleas. xD 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 September 3, 2013 Share September 3, 2013 (edited) If I were a Native American, I'd have said: "My birthplace is Tan Bull." (Istanbul) I used to have an apprenticeship in Microbiology, but then I took a Petri dish in the lab. (true story) If you are black and your car's licence plate contains NIG, does that make you a [racism 1]? If Dragonball Z were... -a comedy, it'd be DragonLolZ -a bedtime story, it'd be DragonLull Z - lazily made, it'd be DragginBall Zzzz - about Malfoy's obsession with spheres, it'd be Draco'n'Ball Z - about celebrating and partying, it'd be DragonBa- oh. NSFW People often say Navy officers are gay. Guess they like seamen. Guys, when kissing your gf/bf/lover, don't get turned on. If you point it up, they may point it out! I'm thinkin that's more irony than pun, but whatevs Edited September 3, 2013 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trickiert 150 September 4, 2013 Share September 4, 2013 i'm bad at maths so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824 September 4, 2013 Share September 4, 2013 Music jokes anyone? So the music notes C and G are together as a perfect 5th at school. As they head to the next class, they see the music note F organizing her locker. G says, "Oh, she's so beautiful...I just wanna kiss her so much." C says "We'll be suspended if we do!" Why is crossing a road like music? 'Cause you will be flat (Bb) if you don't see sharp (C#)! So two graverobbers decide to dig up and steal Beethoven's grave. But when they open the coffin, they see him erasing a piece of music. They ask "Beethoven, what are you doing?" Beethoven says: "I'm decomposing!" And some random stuff How does a dragon greet it's guests? With a very warm welcome! What's the religion of the ghosts? Boooodism Who was the only orphan in the Bible? Joshua, son of Nun! 1 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWg-TtBRMfqketa1ELyKGg Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/menelik-david-kenneth-cannady 2nd SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/thunder-dash-alternative/tracks Pony.fm: https://pony.fm/thunder-dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 September 6, 2013 Share September 6, 2013 What's the religion of the ghosts? Boooodism Who was the only orphan in the Bible? Joshua, son of Nun! Even more irony, post #666 contains religion jokes. O: Anyway, I'll be a narcissist and leave this gem I cracked - it's all in the hyperlinks. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunny Fox 5,950 September 9, 2013 Share September 9, 2013 Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. Happy minion of The Fabulous One! Signature by Midnightive Check out my blog! https://mlpforums.com/blog/1083-sunny-side-den/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 September 9, 2013 Share September 9, 2013 Thinking of MLP puns is difficolt, why should I be saddled with the responsibility. I guess I should pony up and think of some mare, what the hay, some of them might be bucking hilarious. Just so you know, I may have to hoof it in a hurry if I get the trots. You can always hand the reins over to somepony else. I don't see myself stopping any time soon, I'm foal of these puns. Sadly the Pegasus ones just don't fly, I usually just wing it. Truth be told, food puns are what I was bread for, but they're starting to get stale, but none of you carrot all. 2 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 14, 2013 Share October 14, 2013 (edited) HAAIIII IT'S SO GOOD TO BE Redneck monkeys like to sail live in the babboondocks. I love counting all multiples of ten, but there's an infin80 of them! Do you know the Chinese chemist, CHO? She just used up aldoses of chemicals we had! NSFW: my gay song (if this is reported, PLEASE only remove the following part, don't delete the whole post!) Tit's not right, butt's okay, I'm gonna rake it anyway Edited October 14, 2013 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 October 14, 2013 Share October 14, 2013 People who work in grocery stores really milk their jobs for as many cheesy food puns as possible. I'm getting plum tired of hearing these corny jokes all the time. They're easy as pie, and some of them really take the cake, but with produce jokes the time must be ripe. I lost my list of food puns, but lettuce hope it will turnip eventually. 1 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 15, 2013 Share October 15, 2013 I made an injection, but since I can't do subcutaneous, it was in vein. If Quasimodo was a whale, he'd be the Humpback of Notre-Dame. Tarzan or Lolcat gets an award, sits on it: "I'z on the prize!" Alternately When a chemist is trying to get an award, he has an ion the prize. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaci 119 October 20, 2013 Share October 20, 2013 My friend was sick with a really bad sore throat so I called him on the phone and talked to him and soon enough I said. "You must be sick as a dog, cuz you're soundin ruff." Yeah, I made him hack up a lung coughing with that one and then he got mad at me ^^; 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SomariFeyWright 776 October 20, 2013 Share October 20, 2013 A friend of mine asked me if another friend of mine could fight a bear. I told him things might get a little grizzly, but he could bear it. After all, he can definitely be koalaty in a fight, as long as he isn't pandaring. 1 Awesome signature made by Tromino. My OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/pitch-light-r4599 Want to join a romantic crossover RP to celebrate the Month of Love?: http://mlpforums.com/topic/86811-the-multiversal-matchmaking-corner-romance/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valete 195 October 20, 2013 Share October 20, 2013 Why shouldn't you trust people who do acupuncture? ...because they're backstabbers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Old Head 4,816 October 20, 2013 Share October 20, 2013 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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