Callisto 1,877 October 21, 2013 Share October 21, 2013 Why do pictures get in trouble a lot? Because they're always framed. 2 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 October 23, 2013 Share October 23, 2013 (edited) Because alcoholics have bad grammar, the government introduced a syntax. If you want part of a compound sentence for Christmas, write a letter to Santa Clause. (if you don't get it, read carefully...) How do you annoy a student majoring in English? the list is too long to fit hear This one may be semi-inappropriate... I would rather cuddle then have sex. If you're good with grammar, you'll get it. never date apostrophes, they're too possessive. Why do women never go to jail for more than a month? Because a period marks the end of the sentence. semi-funny: I updated a post with grammar puns just to fix a grammar mistake. Edited October 23, 2013 by Frith is Magik 1 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 October 25, 2013 Share October 25, 2013 (edited) This is a darned good thread where they string together a yarn that will rope you in and have you in stitches. According to the description, any so-and-sew can post there, as long as what they write ties in. A word of warning, being knotty and posting random stuff will fray nerves. Edited October 25, 2013 by Frith is Magik 1 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 27, 2013 Share October 27, 2013 Someone tried to sell me a life insurance, I told them that was the last thing I needed. (seriously though, why is it called LIFE insurance if it takes effect when you DIE?) What did one doughnut say to the other? Honestly I doughnut know. being knotty I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frith is Magick 1,471 October 27, 2013 Share October 27, 2013 Uh oh, things are about to get ruff. You keep barking up the wrong tree like that and you'll be in the dog house. 1 Keep flyin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 October 27, 2013 Share October 27, 2013 (edited) Bite me, bitch. Anyway, I guess this thread deserves some sort of approval seal. Did you hear about the cannibal who dumped his girlfriend? She looked like crap. Why does nobody know who invented shovels? It was ground-breaking! I saw everyone smoking outside the campus, so I joint. I hit the gym yesterday, now I'm in trouble with my car insurance and the gym owner. UPDATE You know the police officer who used to work at the crossroad? I hear (s)he's been arrested for car trafficking. My sister called me "dorky", so I gave her the door key. (pun made by chuggaconroy in his Okamiden gameplay) Edited October 30, 2013 by Feather Spiral 2 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 8, 2013 Share November 8, 2013 (edited) Sorry for double post, but this is fresh and quality stuff guys If you're feeling emotional over everything you drink, is it better to keep it bottled up or to cry over spilled milk? You saw a mantis hunting on your temple's altar? Prey tell... Did you hear about the homosexual Chinese LPer? Yeah, I love Gay Ming too! EDIT: The invention of toilets as we know today was a stepping stool in Western history. Edited November 9, 2013 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 November 12, 2013 Share November 12, 2013 Computer puns are so painful, I'd say that they gigahertz. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 12, 2013 Share November 12, 2013 (edited) Dunno if this counts, but today when my dad asked me what BDSM meant, I replied Belly Dancin Silly Mannequin Also If the protagonist group in Sonic Underground was a metal band, they'd be called Race Against The Machine. ----- UPDATE WHOOOPS ----- I was trying to reach Pandaria, but I mist. In the space stage of Spore, a zealot that helps other empires exhibits true spodesman ship. If Nerdcubed was sleeping on top of his girlfriend on a sandy seashore under the sun, he'd be... lying on the bitch getting a nice Dan. A blogger's joint is the tumblweed. Doing fanart of "Erasure" band members as romantic couples, that'd be a Ship Of Fools. Dyslexic people may experience bad vowel movements. It's funny when people hurt each other, especially by punts and punches. Also, spunky people may enjoy punk music best. They won't be content with puny singles, either. Brought apun you by my, Ephesus, brilliant mind. Edited November 13, 2013 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,663 November 13, 2013 Share November 13, 2013 Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted. 1 I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 14, 2013 Share November 14, 2013 Making up excuses to explain mankind's crimes makes you an anthrapologist. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 November 14, 2013 Share November 14, 2013 What is the opposite of Kim Jong Un?KIM JONG OFF! 'ey b0ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lomk 20,663 November 15, 2013 Share November 15, 2013 If someone said I didn't like high pulp orange juice, that would be Pulp Fiction I refuse to let go until you're impressed. I refuse to let go until I'm depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 15, 2013 Share November 15, 2013 chicks doing lesbian corn I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 Why did the barista quit his job? He was tired of the daily grind. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgeworth1001 648 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 What's up, mutah-cluckas? creative but lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancakes7643 4 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 So my friend ask his dad to get a steam account and guess what he said. you cant have steam but you can have ice har har har And whats sad is that he knew what steam he was taking about http://store.steampowered.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 So my friend ask his dad to get a steam account and guess what he said. you cant have steam but you can have ice har har har And whats sad is that he knew what steam he was taking about http://store.steampowered.com/ Speaking of Steam, I was having trouble with it until I tried turning a Valve on a Pipeline somewhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budding Night 1,043 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 I was with two of my mates once and we were telling stories, and one of my mates told us how her friend tried to eat a banana skin the other day and my other mate says: "Well.. Doesn't seem very nice but I can see the.. appeal" I slapped that cheeky grin off his face. 1 Signature by mwah~ OC; Evening Glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 (edited) You were expecting this. Edited November 17, 2013 by Feather Spiral I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Budding Night 1,043 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 Y'all wanna know what's really cheesy? Cheese. Signature by mwah~ OC; Evening Glory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hittywoo 4 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 "Mr. Pirate, why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?" "Yarr. It's driving me nuts!" Dot dot dot. Was the "Yarr. It's driving me nuts!" supposed to be a pun, or is nuts supposed to mean crazy... I SHALL SHUT UP NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 18, 2013 Share November 18, 2013 This is relevant right now: We need to boycolt YouTube! The first earth pony expedition to Cloudsdale by rocket goes awry... "Hayston, we have a problem!" If Slenderman was a gardener, his plants would have long stalks. Having guests at the house at inappropriate times can cause a host of issues. I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranium Tyranus 216 November 19, 2013 Share November 19, 2013 Today, I found a noodle in my lasagna. What an imPASTA! Buh dum tiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long gone 8,929 November 20, 2013 Share November 20, 2013 I saw someone with jimmies on their ice cream. They dropped the ice cream and began having a fit. Guess that really rustled their jimmies. For those of you who seriously don't get it, the sprinkles you put on ice cream are referred to as jimmies in Massachusetts. Wait, why am I explaining the joke to you? That ruins it! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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