Terrible, Terrible Puns

[N8C8 56]

Desert Puns:

I actually hate desert puns... they're overdune.

I don't quite undersand you very well...

Jeez, they sure are having a heated argument!

 

Oh my god, those are terrible... I think it's the law of puns that all of them MUST be terrible.

Edited November 21, 2012 by N8C8

[Negative 67]

Theif stole a calender and got 12 months.

 

That tickled me for a day..

So did:

My hamster died the other day, he fell asleep at the wheel.'

 

So hilarious ;')

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Have you heard of Fotto, Sinthe's sis? What about Endo, Saito's sis?

My reaction to messy hair? I love it so much, I just wanna ROFL it.

When your main rations box is lost/empty, you can still be saved by your "bis" kit.

So hilarious ;')

Negative. Edited November 23, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[Ivory Moth 19]

I want to make a pun about the periodic table, but all the good ones Argon! Haha.......that joke was terrible, I need help, right now. aa

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

http://askpun.tumblr.com/post/36360021111/twilight-and-doctor-whooves-have-a-id-call-it-aYou know, this reminds me of an audio clip where Bush and Rice (voice actors ofc) supposedly talk about important stuff.Condi: "Hu is the president of China"Bush: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the president of China?"Condi: "Yes sir."Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is the president of China?"That's all I remember, and I don't know where I saved the record. :c

M0AR

 

People who believe in Intelligent Design accept "brain" theory. (geddit? BRANE theory? aw, forgeddit.)

When the patient brought us some dump for tests, I thought he was giving us a load of crap.

A boy learning the art of burial/archaeology is a skullkid.

[iLegovideo 152]

I say bad puns? Now that is just cold. I only say them in the winter! (Reallyyyy Bad pun) I don't even think that WAS a pun. If it was, then that was REALLY bad.

[Guest]

Wow, this thread is blowing up now!

All of your puns are quite explosive.

I used to have some dynamite sayings, but I totally bombed out on my last one, so I've had a short fuse towards these kinda things for a while.

I hope none of our users dislike my volatile attitude toward bad puns.

I swear, sometimes my spiteful words can be ferociously corrosive.

I'm not sure what it is, but I absolutely detonate when someone tells me "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

Those sorta things really light my fuse.

Hope I didn't blow anyone away with these destructive puns.

 

My arm is a fish.

[--Eve-- 351]

Did you hear about the guy who lost the race? he wasn't Finnish.

 

//Filler

 

Do you know what sucks? a Vacuum.

What do cats say when they're hurt? Me-ow

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

What do cats say when they're hurt? Me-ow

Dude, you 'arf' funny, you newt that? I'm not lion, I'm otterly amazed. You have the koalafacations to bee the best. You're awesomer than Clint Eastwoof, Laika boss.

[chattydash 62]

why was batmans side kick aressted because he was always robbin

how do you get an pikachu on a bus you pok him on

whats AJs favourite acoholic drink apple jack danles

oh the face hoofs to all of these

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

When it comes to Pokemon, I could tell you more than just Ninetales, but you might find it them slightly Oddish. Excuse me, I have to sneeze. RAI-CHU! Sorry about that. Gee! Oh, dude! I just thought of another one! I can tell you if I think you're cute or not, but I'd have to have a Pikachu first. Well don't you just have Charmander half! But I don't think you can run very fast, you Slowpoke. If I raced you, you wouldn't have much of a Chansey? I used to have a girlfriend, but these constant Pokemon jokes just Tauros apart. Breaking up with me came back to Haunter in the end. Back then, my girlfriend had a friend named Marrow. He'd whack anything if you asked him to. Just say "Marrowak!" and there you go. Man, all those puns were simply Ghastly.

 

PS - How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple, Poker Face.

Edited December 19, 2012 by Full Spectrum

[CluelessLlama13 55]

If I may....

Here are a bunch of terrible puns some friends and I came up with on Facebook after "Sleepless in Ponyville" aired.

http://cheezburger.com/6870047232

(I'm the bright pink one, btw..)

Edited December 19, 2012 by CluelessLlama13 (UniZoid)

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

If I may....

Here are a bunch of terrible puns some friends and I came up with on Facebook after "Sleepless in Ponyville" aired.

http://cheezburger.com/6870047232

(I'm the bright pink one, btw..)

I'm sorry, but most of those are not puns. They are just taking random words that rhyme and adding them to the end of Scoota... A simple computer program could reproduce most of those. I'm not really impressed with that. A pun is a play on words, something that had a double meaning. "Scootajew" for example, is not even a real word, and doesn't have a single meaning, let alone a double one.

 

Wow, this sounds harsh, doesn't it.  Sorry about that, but really...

Edited December 19, 2012 by Full Spectrum

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

So me and a friend of mine were playing street fighter 4 at his house and he asked me if he could have some of the pop I brought over. I responded with "Shoryuken!"

 

Get it? Sure you can? Shoryuken! God thats bad...

 

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, it just waved. You sea what I did there?

stop being such a beach.

 

Some people wanted the option to censor Katawa Shoujo. But the developers pointed out that all the sexscenes are already disabled.

 

Also, more pokepuns.

[CluelessLlama13 55]

I'm sorry, but most of those are not puns. They are just taking random words that rhyme and adding them to the end of Scoota... A simple computer program could reproduce most of those. I'm not really impressed with that. A pun is a play on words, something that had a double meaning. "Scootajew" for example, is not even a real word, and doesn't have a single meaning, let alone a double one.

 

Wow, this sounds harsh, doesn't it.  Sorry about that, but really...

 

Um.. Okay..... 

 

Well.. I'm not going to try to disagree with what you've pointed out there.. I realize they're all just pathetic attempts at "puns" and, like you said, simply rhyming. I guess I didn't think anyone would be bothered by that. I merely saw the thread, thought of that chain of rhyming non-puns, and posted it.. Sorry... 

 

Dude.. What is wrong with me? I'm not even arguing my case here. I know it's pointless because I know you're right.. I'll just shut up I guess..

I didn't mean to be an annoyance.. :/

[Rolls Royce 606]

In Team Fortress 2, what is it called when there's a team of all Medics?  Doktoberfest.

Why did the Spy cross the road?  He never really was on your side.

 

This is what happens when I play 4 straight hours of TF2.

[A Glimpse of Everything 129]

Want to hear a cat joke? Naw, I'm just kitten. 

 

Here's another one:

 

Two guys walk into a bar and they sit down to order a drink. "I'll have H2O." The first guy said. "I'll have H2O too." Said the second guy. The second guy died.

Edited December 19, 2012 by Drop It

[Mortimer 332]

Guy walks down the hall with an acidic solution. Random person bumps into him and starts to melt. Guy then says "sorry it was an acid-ent. Got it?

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Um.. Okay..... 

 

Well.. I'm not going to try to disagree with what you've pointed out there.. I realize they're all just pathetic attempts at "puns" and, like you said, simply rhyming. I guess I didn't think anyone would be bothered by that. I merely saw the thread, thought of that chain of rhyming non-puns, and posted it.. Sorry... 

 

Dude.. What is wrong with me? I'm not even arguing my case here. I know it's pointless because I know you're right.. I'll just shut up I guess..

I didn't mean to be an annoyance.. :/

Note to self: Dear Full Spectrum - Next time, make a point without being a jerk about it.

 

I just want to apologize for my last post. I always regret a post in haste, post-haste. I didn't mean to stifle your creativity or that of your friends. Honestly, most of those jokes did strike me as quite amusing, and they certainly were clever. It's just that they're not quite puns. On the other hand, I'm not quite sure exactly what they are. Maybe pun is the best term for them. In any case, I didn't mean to make you feel bad for posting them, so again, I apologize. Next time I will think before posting.

[Spring Storm 276]

I once entered ten puns into a pun contest. I thought entering so many would increase my chances of one of the puns winning, but no pun in ten did.

[Virulence 254]

"Man life is kinda tough right now..You're telling me I can't beat this game"

 

I don't take credit, searched funny puns, because couldn't think of one  

[CluelessLlama13 55]

Note to self: Dear Full Spectrum - Next time, make a point without being a jerk about it.

 

I just want to apologize for my last post. I always regret a post in haste, post-haste. I didn't mean to stifle your creativity or that of your friends. Honestly, most of those jokes did strike me as quite amusing, and they certainly were clever. It's just that they're not quite puns. On the other hand, I'm not quite sure exactly what they are. Maybe pun is the best term for them. In any case, I didn't mean to make you feel bad for posting them, so again, I apologize. Next time I will think before posting.

 

Nonono, it's fine. I'll admit, I was a bit surprised by your comment toward it, but I did come off as being more than a little pathetic. Thank you though. I honestly do appreciate the apology. I was not at all trying to make you feel like a jerk. I guess your original response took me off-guard, and I went in to Fluttershy Mode. I was just being overly-submissive. Sorry about that.

 

Also, I'm not sure if you intended "post-haste" as a pun, but I found it quite hilarious. 

[Poppy Bros. Jr. 9]

What did Freeza's brother say to Goku?

"You probably think you are cooler than me"

 

What did he say to him after the first pun?

"Hey, don't get mad I'm just... saiyan"

 

What did King Dedede say to Kirby?

"Hey Kirby have you ever met-a-knight?"

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

I used to upload artworks on my DA, but now I have an art blog. (geddit? art block? eh?)

 

Also this (warning: F-word and borderline NSFW)

 

Goddammit, even with so many werewolves and dragons and ponies, I couldn't meet the characteer limit.

 

Edit: Forgot this.

Edited December 20, 2012 by Feather Spiral

[IronPuddinG 249]

I went to a Pendulum concert once.  Let me tell you, it got me swinging!

 

Here's another one.

 

I went to a Knife Party concert before, but it didn't cut out to be what i thought it would.

 

EDIT:

What you did with the title.

 

I see it.

Edited December 20, 2012 by IrOnPUdDiNg