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[Cwanky 17,602]

Unfortunately some of the humans weren't cured and became dragon hybrids spawning a horrible Twilight spinoff...

[Archi the Atmomancer 564]

However, good did come of this as it was mistaken for an actual book by the author of Twilight, and the author was put to death for her crimes against literature so that she could never plague the world with her monstrosities again.

Edited August 24, 2013 by Archi the Sandworm

[Enigma Stitch 51]

The end or is it?

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

It wasn't because the Kool-Aid Man returned for his revenge.

[Proton 565]

But then he exploded and a bunch of aliens came out of him.

[Guest]

a random ice berg came into existance

Edited August 27, 2013 by Guest

[Luximus 482]

and the aliens took a ride on the ice berg back to Greenland

[Enigma Stitch 51]

Everypony did the flop.

[Rocco 567]

but then a wild joe biden appeared and declared the flop unconstitutional.

[Loriem 639]

Only then, did the world realize that the enemy was really the moon.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

And then Rainbow Dash was a zombie.

[YALL ARE FUCKING GAY 505]

she then bit the best background pony applejack on the face 

[~Rule 63~ Lyeco 527]

Then it spreads out to rarity

[FluttershyForever 15]

and Rarity freaks out

[Loriem 639]

Then Twilight comes back from the candy kingdom with the cure to zombie-ism, and cures her friends, saving the world and aliens on that iceberg.

[Sunset Shimmering 43]

But, actually, there was one more pony that Twilight did'nt cure.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

This ill-fated mare soon restarted her hunt for brains, until she encountered an unlikely hero.

[Denim&Venöm 19,388]

Standing tall with a black and yellow striped axe in one hand and a casket full of Jagermeister in the other

 

Equestria's newest arrival:

 

Dimebag Darrel

[Loriem 639]

Dimebag Darrell killed the last pony zombie, and sent the iceberg aliens to their own planet, while he didn't notice the new threat emerging...

[Blue Bay 1,027]

A pile of Gak rised from the bottom of a garbage can to overwhelm the entire world by using a potion to enhance it's natural ability of cell division.

[Denim&Venöm 19,388]

But Dimebag, having mastered the art of gak on his various travels during the year of 1994, took control of the sludgy mass, and used it to cover the planet and encase it in a hard cocoon to help the planet evolve and develop, and until the day it was ready to emerge, Dimebag would sit on his throne made of volcanic glass, serenading the stars with his axe.

[Cwanky 17,602]

Unfortunately cracks started forming in the Gak, which originating from Nickelodeon unleashed terrible mutated monstrosities including Spongebob and Patrick Star, an army of undead brain dead kids and preteens, and an undead Amanda Bynes, who wasn't really undead but had become seriously deformed due to heavy drug abuse and skank sex all within a year.

[Denim&Venöm 19,388]

Dimebag, fearing not the terror of death, struck a cord on his axe, and as the sound reverberated across the cosmos, riding in from the sun, sailing across the stars on a silver mountain to join him in battle, was the hero of his time, Ronnie James Dio!

[Loriem 639]

Ronnie and Dimebag fist bumbed, and prepared for battle with the army, when suddenly, Nickelodeons old cartoons came to help.

[Denim&Venöm 19,388]

Dime and Ronnie had no time to welcome their new allies, the casts of Hey Arnold, Rugrats, Catdog, and Invader Zim, for they had a battle to wage, a war to win and a score to settle with the abominations rising from the remains of Gak and the rotting husk of what used to be the Nickelodeon network, yet suddenly, from the blackness emerged...