The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[Hidey 2,836]

I'll be fine. 

[Blue Moon 6,341]

Edited January 11, 2015 by Blue Moon

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Im screwed. 

[Lisa 5,553]

lol

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

If you have enough strength to break my bones then yes I'm screwed. 

[ShadowPirateX 600]

So, Assassin... How do you chose to die?

[Lisa 5,553]

screwed.

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Hug me to death? Seems legit.

[Blue Moon 6,341]

You're coming to kill me?

 

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I can't fight the power of Love.

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

Screwed

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Not really d: 

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

I'm pretty screwed. 

[Noei 718]

Not really.

[Lisa 5,553]

k

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

<------- My reaction.

[Hocus Pocus 636]

I assume you're going for the "Seduce me then kill me in bed" approach with that avatar

 

 

Luckily for me, I'm asexual and will not fall for it!

[Shark Woona 169]

Careful, i'm a master in COOKIE KUNG FU!!!!!

[Hocus Pocus 636]

well, if you're just going to attack me with cookies, I'll be fine. I'd just eat them all

 

On the other hand, if "cookie kung-fu" is the whole "Hansel & Gretel" sort of thing and you're just giving me the cookies to fatten me up and then eat me...  I'm probably totally bucked

[PROJECT: Simon 3,953]

I'm pretty screwed

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

You seem kinda cute, though I have no idea what it is, but you never know. It could be pretty lethal.

Oh well. I'm sure if I run to another state, you'll never find me! Muahaha!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

There's no way I'll be able to defeat the master of chaos himself! 

[Jessie Burgenstone 10]

 0% chance of survival.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Police! Put your hands up!,i ain't screwed 

Edited January 22, 2015 by Sheriff Daniew

[Noei 718]

Aw, police, screw it.

 

:c