The Avatar Above You Is Out To Kill You - How Screwed Are You?

[PorcupineMagician 19]

Depends on which side comes at me.

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, PorcupineMagician said:

Depends on which side comes at me.

C. Will: Well if it isn't Mr. Bond with a license to kill me. Well, let's see you get out of this death trap. (I leave you in a completely empty room with the door wide open...) I wonder if my latest issue of Bond Villain Stupidity Monthly has arrived?

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Please Don't kill me! 

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*Noms the killer*

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

SAY HELLO TO THE AA-12!

300 ROUND PER MINUTE WITH 12-G!

so it's 3600 bullets in your body

GOOD NIGHT!

[Quadropus 171]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXdAvBOWQYs

 

[Prometheus 3,038]

If that was out to kill me, I'd be terrified. God knows what that manifestation of insanity is capable of. 

[Will Guide 21,360]

10 hours ago, Matraxial Artemis said:

Please Don't kill me! 

 

I won't because I need you alive to feast on your love.

3 hours ago, SnakeEater said:

If that was out to kill me, I'd be terrified. God knows what that manifestation of insanity is capable of. 

Good thing I'm not a snake for you to eat, @SnakeEater.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

I don't think they know HOW to kill me,

I should be fine =w=

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

The hair spells trouble.

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

That smile is a bowl full of trouble :3

 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

*boops the killer* *squee*

[Sparky Hoof 78]

Looks sciency and smart. Probably has a deadly laser of some kind. 8/10 would probably be screwed unless he goes against common "smart guy" stereotypes...

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

*Nom*                                  

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

I'm Fubbernucked anyway! SO BRING IT ON!

 

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

I ain't afraid of no EQG hooman 

[Pony Flutters 535]

I'd be severely bucked by Soviet Dash. 

[SkyDive 269]

I'm pretty sure the worst I have to worry about is a warm cuddle...

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

*grabs a chair* Bring it on!

[SkyDive 269]

2 minutes ago, Matraxial Artemis said:

*grabs a chair* Bring it on!

A chair? Really? Ok then.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

You don't like the chair? well then!

How about this?!

[SkyDive 269]

2 minutes ago, Matraxial Artemis said:

You don't like the chair? well then!

How about this?!

Big improvement. I approve.

[Deae Rising Shine~ 55,700]

Armed? And pegasus, can't even fly away, crap...

[TBD 17,254]

a cute little pony? I'll be fine. 

Edited April 30, 2018 by TBD

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

No smoking indoors.

I never leave my house, so, I should be fine.