How to lose virginity

[The Soldier 2,044]

 

 

Step 1: Get extra virgin olive oil

 

Step 2: Drop it on hard ground

 

 

 

Edited June 2, 2013 by Psyche Clops

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,894]

Lies. I know who that olive oil's been sleeping around with. >:C

 

Edit: The topic title was edited and a picture added; my response may seem misplaced now.

Edited June 2, 2013 by Lady Rarity Pony

[Soundgarden 2,758]

This is how it really goes

 

 

 

 

Go to jail

 

Drop the soap

 

Edited June 2, 2013 by Soundgarden

[sxp 404]

 

 

Or this (if you know what I mean)

Edited June 2, 2013 by Tenebris

[Shanks 10,817]

Actually you first lose your virginity when you start to pay taxes, I can think of no other way you can get so completely and thoroughly screwed.

[Betez 1,735]

Drop the soup

 

Drop the soup? Edited June 2, 2013 by Betez

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Drop the soup?

 

I did a mistake, watch the world collapse now

[Betez 1,735]

I did a mistake, watch the world collapse now

[The Soldier 2,044]

Drop the soup?

Soaps were overrated anyways

[Shiki 5,857]

ur thredz r shit

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

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Edited May 6, 2021 by Blue

[Kazuki Fuse 534]

 

Only ten more years to go and I will reign supreme!

[The Soldier 2,044]

ur thredz r shit

Thank you for your critique! It always helps me improve what my threads need.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

This post has been redacted by the author.

Edited May 6, 2021 by Blue

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

Here's how it's really done -

 

Step 1. Slowly take off your shirt.

Step 2. Throw virgin olive oil at a wall and put the shirt back on.

 

Like a baws

[~Master~ Button Mash 2,308]