creepypasta anyone?

[Stoney Pony 100]

what are some awesome creepypastas off the top of your head im bored and it will please me, no trollpasta there stupid, unless its the open the door get on the floor everybody do the dinosaur ones those rock.

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

Lol yeah the dinosaur ones make me roll on the fool and do the dinosaur... anyway I'm sure you know who the slender man is right? all I know is he creeps me right the fuck out, odd thing is I have had some dreams where he was in them and well I didn't know who or what he was...

[GottlosMann 221]

Funnymouth.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Funnymouth

There's quite a bit of explicit language in this creepypasta, so beware or whatever. I didn't notice any cliches, so there's a plus. Just read it.

[Stoney Pony 100]

slender dreams sound horrible, i wish i never learned about that dude, u kno whats an awsome creepypasta the smiling man i dont know why it just freaks me out. manely(pun intended) cause i go longboarding alot at 2 and 3 in the morning. i also  like the three kings ritual one, and the puppetmasters regimie is my favorite. i like to lick the blood out of in the person, that made me laugh, funnymouth your drunk! go home.