Ninja Derpy 343 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 (edited) WTF??? Why is everypony on here so LAME?!?!! AHERM!! I stole 3 pounds (not the British kind) of candy from the local 7/11 I threatened someone with a Swiss army knife I punched my principal in the balls when I was 8 I stole $40 from some lady's purse at Wal-Mart I still sleep with stuffed animals. 4 to be exact I actually stole crack from a person in a dark alley and gave it to Pinkie Pie I like to steal people's things and put them in the back of their own cabinets I lit my neighbors house on fire I kicked a kid in the face for picking on the girl I had a crush on when I was 9 I like powerpuff girls I am going to kill someone, to go to hell, and punch satan in the face. Edited February 16, 2012 by RainbowDude "I am more silent than night itself..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenohay 318 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 WTF??? Why is everypony on here so LAME?!?!! AHERM!! I stole 3 pounds (not the British kind) of candy from the local 7/11 I threatened someone with a Swiss army knife I punched my principal in the balls when I was 8 I stole $40 from some lady's purse at Wal-Mart I still sleep with stuffed animals. 4 to be exact I actually stole crack from a person in a dark alley and gave it to Pinkie Pie I like to steal people's things and put them in the back of their own cabinets I lit my neighbors house on fire I kicked a kid in the face for picking on the girl I had a crush on when I was 9 I like powerpuff girls I am going to kill someone, to go to hell, and punch satan in the face. Number 6 puts in question the validez of the other ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenohay 318 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 As I have said before, this kind of thread would only last more than a couple of days if some sort of hall of fame would be made in the first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Lightning Da Cute 619 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Really, that sounds interesting, did you beat the guy up? Anyways, since it wasnt really you the rapist or the person being raped, I guess you cant count that as a confession Heres actually what happened. It was late afternoon and i drilling with some of the JROTC cadets and then one of her friends asked me where she is. now i remebered her going all depressed on me and her friends had warned me she didn't look too good. so after i thought about it for a second a took off running towards the girl bathroom and called for 4 friends to follow. within a few we got inside the building and as i got super close to the bathroom i saw a kid with his pants half down looking at me in shock and terror and i didn't know why at the time. so i ran inside the bathroom to see her on the floor huddled up, crying. i told 3 of the guys to look for him and i kept asking her what happened but she didnt want to talk. and yea under your requerie ments it really isn't a true conession is it? I'm the Son of Celestia And when i'm King who else did you think would be Queen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 WTF??? Why is everypony on here so LAME?!?!! AHERM!! I stole 3 pounds (not the British kind) of candy from the local 7/11 I threatened someone with a Swiss army knife I punched my principal in the balls when I was 8 I stole $40 from some lady's purse at Wal-Mart I still sleep with stuffed animals. 4 to be exact I actually stole crack from a person in a dark alley and gave it to Pinkie Pie I like to steal people's things and put them in the back of their own cabinets I lit my neighbors house on fire I kicked a kid in the face for picking on the girl I had a crush on when I was 9 I like powerpuff girls I am going to kill someone, to go to hell, and punch satan in the face. You're kidding, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 343 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 You're kidding, right? Nopee! "I am more silent than night itself..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starshine 16,333 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 When I was a boy (16 years ago iirc), I played a lot of pretend babysitting with my sister's stuffed animals. I also enjoyed lots of girl's cartoons like Sailormoon and some other stuff I don't want to remember. Judging from the fact that I still enjoys My little pony, nothing have changed ._. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizz. 1,078 February 16, 2012 Author Share February 16, 2012 When I was small, my best friend attempted to rape me. do I win? Silly Rose, this is bad things YOU'VE done, not what others have done to you. http://alt="img-3411728-1-kQpW0ME.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anachronous 682 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 When I was small, my best friend attempted to rape me. do I win? No, because he didn't succeed. You can blame him for not winning you this thread. keep it real . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Sarcasm ponies >.> Welp... I am an extreme pervert. I try not to think about perverted things a lot, but they sometimes escape. And don't use "because I am 15" excuse, because I have been like this since I was a child. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenohay 318 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Sarcasm ponies >.> Welp... I am an extreme pervert. I try not to think about perverted things a lot, but they sometimes escape. And don't use "because I am 15" excuse, because I have been like this since I was a child. Yeaaaah, I dont think that's gonna make you stand out much... Okay. I like Dane Cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finesthour 7,287 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Yeaaaah, I dont think that's gonna make you stand out much... Okay. I like Dane Cook. I am not trying to stand out... This is a thread to confess things, not try to prove something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Derpy 343 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Sarcasm ponies >.> Welp... I am an extreme pervert. I try not to think about perverted things a lot, but they sometimes escape. And don't use "because I am 15" excuse, because I have been like this since I was a child. LOL don't worry bro I am a super pervert. I have favorited all of Slugbox's pictures!! "I am more silent than night itself..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 I had a bowl of nails for breakfast...without any milk. 8 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_wesley125 393 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 I once broke a guys car windows because he stole $5 from me, im not really embarrassed about that though. Probably that i look at rule 34 and read clopfics because they are sexy i find them funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comet Tail 808 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 I have a plushie wolf. I really loved it for a bit, even put my ca'ts collar on it... I used to coddle it occasionally, but not anymore... Kinda makes me think of Big Mac with Twilight's Doll. Poor Twilight... She lost her childhood doll Okay, but here come the really big confessions... Uhm, they're kinda gross, so if you don't want to read... 1. I have bathroom insecurities... Sometimes, when I need to use the bathroom, but very rarely... I worry about wetting myself, even though I haven't since I was 4, and never have publicly (since poddy training), and every time I sleep somewhere public, friends' house, school, car trip... I really worry I'll wake up with a wet spot from a wet dream... 2. I have a terrible liking to wearing diapers, in the worst possible way... I successfully fight it, though, but I used to struggle more... But I remember wearing them as a little kid way too well... And I kept wearing them after I went dry for months... Even then I liked the feeling... Very secure. Sometimes I'd love to wear nothing but the pull-up and a big shirt that came down to my knees... Pants are for squares. Ironically, I would've been emberrased to wear underwear without pants, but pull-on diapers without pants wasn't emberrasing at all, at least around the house... I've kinda decided we don't choose what feelings and lusts we're born with, so I can't be guilty for having that... But we do choose how we respond to them. And so far, I haven't acted on it and I never plan to, if my mind even starts going there I take it somewhere else, so... Here's another: I still somehow believe stuffed animals are alive, and since they used to be my childhood toys I refuse to do anything even slightly bad in front of them. I realize how stupid it is to think they're alive, and they're obviously not, but they are. I don't think they're alive... But I do feel very uncomfortable doing anything in front of them, as if they were. Like changing clothes. Pictures do that to me, but not nearly as much. WTF??? Why is everypony on here so LAME?!?!! ... 5. I still sleep with stuffed animals. 4 to be exact ... 4? Bud, it should be 6 XD I may not do anything with my wolf plushie anymore... But I secretly kinda want the mane6 in plushie form. But not the toys. The toys kinda creep me out a little I'm a student Royal Astrophysicist that loves kindness, rationality, curiosity, open-mindedness and deep intellectual discussions! Oh, and a nice quiet evening with a book, paper, quill, and some hot cocoa! A Deviantart Account: (and have been featured on EQD on multiple occasions) http://eagle1division.deviantart.com/ I have a fimfic: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/Star%20ScraperAnd I have a science tumblr! http://asksciencepony.tumblr.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 -I have never had a girlfriend -When I listen to a new song I will listen to it literally 50+ times in a row -I lose some interest in doing things once I know something is expected of me -I have wanted to burn my math book many times over -I was a kindergarten bully (I picked a lot of fights) -I trolled a girl in 2nd grade often (I now regret it) -I used to have uber-OCD and thought if I didn't check everything it would lead to either my or another person's death -I used to mix all my food together at school lunches and eat it that way to impress people (not impressive derp) -I used to have a horrible lisp -I love to guess what will happen next during a show or movie (to the dismay of my family and friends I am often right) -I am deatly afraid of being confined -I stay up very late when my parents think I am sleeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sepia-chan 495 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 (edited) I watch a TV show for little girls about little ponies. Okay, fine. I'll put a real one. I sleep with my Twilight Sparkle plush every night. Where can I get one?! I have 7,4 Gigabytes of porn pictures on my computer. Just kidding(sortof) Anyway, I have a few more. -I...... pee... in the.... shower. THERE! I SAID IT! -I think Majora's Mask is better than Ocarina of Time. -I prefer playing my Wii over my Xbox360(not really a secret, but meh.) -I used to think that if I left anything unchecked, it may lead to my families bankruptcy, death, ECT. And yeah, that's about it. Edited February 16, 2012 by BrandonTehDiggar Objection! Hold it! Take that! Gotcha! Eureka! I like video games and anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Böser 40 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 I confess I'm actual a kind-hearted man who's afraid of getting hurt again. Yeah right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jokuc 8,173 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Where can I get one?! http://goo.gl/7c3yd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox 5,330 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 (edited) I saved my brother from drowning and freezing to death. I HATE HIM! and also watch a show for little girls Edited February 16, 2012 by Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anachronous 682 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 I love arguing and will sometimes perpetuate an argument because I'm so certain that I'll demolish a person in a verbal match of wits. I never go to the bathroom standing up. Whether it's because I'm lazy or because it feels more comfortable is up in the air. I enjoy being a tease to people and occasionally take advantage of my gender / sexual ambiguity both online and off. I am a humongous geek for encyclopedias, dictionaries, etc. I could go on Jeopardy! right now and clean house, that's how extensive my library is and what I've derived from it. Yes, I have a bit of a "library" in my room. Books were my thing as a kid and still are and I aspire to someday write one. I stomped out a guy once. I was totes justified, though, let no one tell you different. I always have a reason to be a jerk. I have stolen and I've done so several times. It's a habit but I only take from stores, not people. 2 keep it real . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Lightning Da Cute 619 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Who could not want to hug these? Adorableness overload everywhere... Except for Celestia. She's too dignified XD What you just say about my mom?! I'm the Son of Celestia And when i'm King who else did you think would be Queen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Böser 40 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 A real confession: I was raised by downright hillbilly, racists. And until I found myself, I was one of them. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Envoy-in-exile 101 February 16, 2012 Share February 16, 2012 Oh dear, here we go: - the only real relationship I had, ended due to lack of common interests, and lack of passion - Outwardly, I look like a nerdy but well-adjusted normal person who is somewhat successful. If you get to know me, its quite the opposite. I'm a neurotic person who has made some costly choices in life due to emotional whims - I tend to make friends with the dominant group sometimes disregarding my actual opinions just to fit in. In time, I will then seclude myself like a hermit until I move on to a new place. *Repeat* - I can only truly show my true self *uncut* in anonymous online communities - I made many acquaintances, but only a few friends (who are in a different country) - I am supposed to be confident because I chose to pursue my passion in spite of other possibilities. But secretly I think of myself as a failure and could have chosen a more practical less costly path - I am extremely insecure but can craft a mask of confidence which fools quite a number of people - I was a victim of bullying, both mental and physical, most of my school life - as a result trust doesn't come easily to me - I don't like being an adult, but look down on myself when I think this way - I own a plushie - http://througheyesfromafar.blogspot.com/2009/07/moo-death-moe.html - I watch a pony show for little girls late into the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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