Embarrassing occasions of any kind?

[MrJK 399]

I was at school play ing this game called bacon (A ball gets thrown in the middle, it has to be captured and brought to your side.[im kind of pro if i do say so myslef {and i do}]) and we were playing and someone decided to best way to tackle me was by my pants, and they were ripped from my loins in front of everyone! Turble.....just turble.

[NewCalamity 3,454]

I am the clumsiest person in my family.

 

When I was still an Army Cadet a while back, at a 6-week marksmanship course we had Sunday off to go to a mall in Ottawa. Dressed in our DUs I'm with a few friends as we go on an up escalator, impatient to get to the next floor I try to run in dress boots, I trip, brace my fall with my hand, my knee crashes down onto my hand, thus, spraining my thumb.

 

Three years ago I sprained my toe by tripping over a wire and landing on it at an undesirable angle.

 

Many years ago, I was on a trampoline for the first time, I bounced and my leg flew upwards, kneeing my tooth out of my skull. Family then went on a quest to find the tooth, it was recovered.

 

In Grade Two I was having a conversation with a friend on the bus. I was telling a story and using wild hand gestures, I threw my elbow out, knocking him in the face into the window. He lost two teeth. I don't talk to him anymore.

 

 

 

You reminded me of something:

 

Many, many years ago, my elder sister was helping me read Harry Potter and the Philsopher's Stone. For a while I thought Dumbledore was a magical, talking door.

Edited May 5, 2012 by NewCalamity

[be my waifu 2,842]

I almost ran a golf cart into a ditch the other day, seconds after assuring the person sitting next to me that I would not run into said ditch

 

I've also called a woman teacher at school "sir," which was even worse because everyone jokes about how she looks like a guy

 

And once I was walking through a doorway leading to the stairwell at my school and my backpack got caught on the door frame, which caused a horde of other students to get stuck behind me. I sat there and tried fiddling with it to get it loose, but it didn't work... It took me a few seconds to realize it would be a lot easier to remove my backpack if I just took it off, so I could let everyone through

 

I derp a lot, I'm sure there's a lot more I'm forgetting

[NavelColt 22,881]

I periodically bang any number of appendages of my body upon objects such as chairs or other miscellaneous furniture, and I always act as if it jumped out in my way, as opposed to me simply being clumsy or not paying attention to where it was exactly~

[LMW-YBC 102]

I remember seeing a really cool-looking car. I stared at it whilst walking, not paying attention to what was in front of me. This resulted in me whacking my head off of a lamppost, and it was really sore! But in the end, me and my bro just laughed.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

You know the film "The thing"? (Great film by the way) my dad and I were watching it (I was about 12) when my older brother came downstairs and asked what the film was about, in my head I was about to say, "an alien organism" but what came out of my retarded mouth was "an alien orgasm" everyone was quiet.

[roomforapony 285]

Every moment of my life is embarrassingly hilarious.

[Proctra Music 335]

So much I can't count. I'm super clumzy and muck up everything. Really funny actualy I once stubbed my toe tripped and fell out of a window. (1st floor thankfully).

[Swit Swat 536]

When I was like 6 or something, we had to do sing "Must be Santa" in front of an audience. (Back when I was not really a Jehovah's Witness, so I went along with the Christmas thing) Anyway, when we were singing the "cherry nose" part, instead of touching the tip of my nose, I accidently put my finger in my nose... Yeah, it was pretty bad.

[ImAvinOops 83]

Many, many years ago, my elder sister was helping me read Harry Potter and the Philsopher's Stone. For a while I thought Dumbledore was a magical, talking door.

 

Oh gosh! That one is brilliant. XD

 

I just remembered something else too.

I once did the whole "walking out of the toilets in school with loo roll stuck to the bottom of my shoe" ahahaha

[Otter 1,942]

This first one was hilarious, the second is just agonizing. So, I was snowboarding one day, and I decided to snow (stop abruptly and fling a large cloud of snow at someone) my brother. I was just about to do it when I caught my toe edge and fell right on my face.

 

Another time, it had just been snowing, so the mountain was full of powder. I was going through it (first run of the day) when again I caught my toe edge. Not only did I faceplant, but my snowboard my snowboard proceeded to dig itself into the snow IN FRONT OF MY HEAD. This may be a little difficult to visualize, so I drew you an illustration of what happened:

 

 

I apologize for the crap-tastic drawing, but you should be able to see what occurred. Surprisingly, nothing was broken and I was fine for the rest of the day.

[ImAvinOops 83]

 

OUCH! That REALLY looks like it hurt. Poor you.

[Otter 1,942]

 

OUCH! That REALLY looks like it hurt. Poor you.

 

Fortunately for me I'm pretty flexible, so it wasn't that bad. Trying to get out of the snow was the worst part.

[Kyreth 194]

I have the uncanny ability to fall up the stairs. It happens all the time. My foot won't quite land on the step it was meant to and I'll stumble really fast to regain my footing and end up doing some sort of leap up and landing on my face.

[Croaks 251]

You know those hidden picture things? Well once my friends and I were browsing some. Until there was one that they didn't care about but I did. I kept focusing, trying to find the hidden difference. Until I found it. It was a drawn penis.

[Twiliscael 3,960]

On Thursday, I tripped into my friend and his girlfriend making out and ACCIDENTLY (i stress accidentally) got in on it with the girl. I then procedes to spill my water all over myself an drop my backpack in front if the entire grade.

[ImAvinOops 83]

I have the uncanny ability to fall up the stairs. It happens all the time. My foot won't quite land on the step it was meant to and I'll stumble really fast to regain my footing and end up doing some sort of leap up and landing on my face.

 

Oh gawd, I did that at school in front of two, open classroom doors. The classes were full of year 10's. Oh how they laughed...

[Jimmy Bronymian 140]

I once caught a cute girl looking at me so I smiled and then she winked at me. I was so distracted I walked into traffic and got hit by a car going 20 MPH, good times (luckily I was in a school zone at the time...)

 

Me and my now ex-girlfriend were baking cookies together once and when I went to open the oven it got jammed. My first response was to pull the oven door with more force, which led to me ripping the entire door off the hinges. luckily it clipped back into place....after 20-odd minutes of getting it set in just the right spot.

[Kazuki Fuse 534]

Went swimming while in Mexico and got stung by a jellyfish. I was frantic to stop the pain so I whipped it out and peed on my arm, but didn't realize till after these 2 cute girls watching me and laughing themselves to death. For shame.

[Fox 5,330]

I spilt juice all over me and laughed at myself for it.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Can't really recall many.

 

There was one time in school where I found a mutilated pen, so I picked it up, and the central ink container was sticking out of the back and was bent, allowing it to conveniently spin. For my own entertainment I was spinning it only to have the ink container finally burst. Unluckily it was in mid-swing and pointed at my face when it bursted, though I suppose it getting all over my face was less awkward than should it had exploded on the girl in front of me or someone to my sides.

 

There's also that awkward moment when you are messing around with a pen yet again only to drop it on the the leg of the girl sitting next you. She doesn't realize it and at risk of getting in trouble from talking to ask her for the pen, your only option is to grab it on your own, and then risk having it look like you were trying to violate a girl by putting your hand in that area.

o_______________________________o

 

Yeah...I took the secret option of not retrieving the pen at all until after class, and not getting any work done for that class because of the lack of a pen :V

[ImAvinOops 83]

Yeah...I took the secret option of not retrieving the pen at all until after class, and not getting any work done for that class because of the lack of a pen :V

 

Ahah that sounds like the best option to me. Screw work.

[Runty 41]

i'll just mention a couple:

Once, when i was playing catchers in a parking lot, i ran into a phone booth (the wall-installed ones) at nearly my fastest pace, i didnt see it because i was watching the other person on my left.

Once i also forgot how to get on escalator because i got too excited about something, it took only one of my feet... I should have probably stopped as i had an uneasy feeling about getting on it.

[Skytrotter 26]

I was walking around in the school lot in a daze, and one of my teachers decided it would be fun to play chicken with me, though I wasn't aware of her. I turned around after feeling a strong breeze and her car was less than a ruler's length away from me. Needless too say I got scared, so I screamed and punched her car, to my everlasting shame. She honked her horn and stared to laugh crazily. I couldn't look her in the eye for the remainder of the semester.

[MachineGunLola 408]

Relating to Aya's post, once in middle school I went to the restroom, and when I came out to wash my hands, I noticed that a few guys were looking at me and laughing.

I ignored them, but then felt for my skirt, and noticed it wasn't hanging on me in the back.

I ran back to the bathroom, and it turns out my skirt had gotten caught in my shorts.

:x

 

thank God I had shorts on, unlike Aya xD