Wake up in Bed with the avatar above you, Your reaction?

[redshell 195]

I don't know

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

...Yeah, I think I liked metal-legs better. She was more... festive. -_-

[IronM17 6,311]

Umm, why are you so smiling? 

[Kronos the Revenant 1,973]

Again with you in my bed. Has your husband Calamity lost his touch?

[redshell 195]

*stabs armor* damnit! Armor!

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

Hello again, assassin! How you doing today?

 

Umm, why are you so smiling? 

 

My face is stuck like this. I haven't been able to change my expression for years. My muscles are slowly rotting away, leaving my face in an eternal state of a friendly smile which masks the horrid lump of flesh that is me...

 

Nah, I'm just kidding. Just really glad to see you!

 

I met Pip and Metal-Legs a while back... both of 'em in my bed, so... I'm kinda used to you guys popping up here.

 

*snuggles Cinni*

Edited January 31, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[redshell 195]

Hello again, assassin! How you doing today?

Good, and yourself?

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

Good, and yourself?

 

Eh, could be worse, could be worse... Nice hood you got there! Is that where you hide your weapon?

 

*snuggles Cinni*

Edited January 31, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[redshell 195]

Eh, could be worse, could be worse... Nice hood you got there! Is that where you hide your weapon?

nope. My hidden blade is on my left hoof

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

nope. My hidden blade is on my left hoof

 

Oh, well... not so hidden now, is it? XD

 

As long as you don't kill me, or... y'know, hurt me, I think we can get along.

 

*snuggles Cinni*

Edited January 31, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[redshell 195]

It's still hidden unless you blab about it. If you do I'll remove your vocal cords

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

...Okay then, I'll ahh... not... blab... yeah.

 

How long you been an assassin?

 

*snuggles Cinni*

Edited January 31, 2016 by Meson Bolt

[Catpone Cerberus 23,785]

"How exactly did you get in my house?"

[Kronos the Revenant 1,973]

Hmm, why would you BOTH be in my house?

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

We all got teleported here by Deus Ex Rules of the Game! XD

 

Seriously though, gimme some space...

 

*still snuggling Cinni*

[Wingnut 7,038]

You hate shipping so this doesn't even make sense.  xP

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

Yeah... that AND you're a filly. Now I look like some sort of creep...

 

Thanks game! Thanks a lot! You just ruined my reputation!

[TwoPointOh 47]

Are you following me around or something <3 <3 *squeezes*

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

AAAH! Human! Get away from me!

 

And don't touch me with those... h...h-hands...

[IronM17 6,311]

Oh, it's you again. How are you?

[Rocco 571]

eep!

[DeadAccount 4,604]

Whoa

[Spark Thunderbass 2,007]

 Is this... a dream? 

[Meson Bolt 2,651]

Uhh... what ARE you?

[Telferi 6,909]

Ahh, you again? Why i keep forgot to close my door?