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Are you kidding? I LOVE to discuss the show? Though the only one I can do it with in person is my youngest brother, I love discussing the setting's lore.

 

I also have somebody I can discuss the show with in person. One of my closest friends just recently became a brony. I am trying to get him in on this forum.


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I WAS THE BIGGEST HATER OF MLPFIM BEFORE I BECAME A BRONY!!!! THERE I SAID IT!!!! *sobs* :(

 

before i converted i said many hateful things that even Pinkie Pie couldn't forgive!!!! I'm a terrible person!!!!!! FORGIVE ME FLUTTERSHY!!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!

 

am i gonna die?

 

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[spoiIer] agree that the little ones shouldn't have access to that kind of stuff. But that's porn in general. Don't you think you're being a little harsh to cloppers? Especially since several have overcome a great amount of trepidation to admit it on this thread? That shows courage in themselves and trust in their community.

 

 

I dont care for the naming of it either, just seems like someone really wanted to contribute something so badly that they renamed another term to fit the fandom.

In my opinion, I wouldnt exactly call the characters full on animals because of how many human characteristics they possess. Yes, they are literally ponies, aesthetically, but normal ponies cant run a kingdom, don't talk, don't make deep friendships - you see where im going with this? Just too much for them to labeled as animals.

And little people (boys and girls) should not be on the internet without supervision and not at all in my opinion. I see it as too dangerous for them.

 

 

It really does and it needs to change.

 

 

Once again the keyword: "Internet"

I fully understand what your saying on how easily it can be found. Humans will be humans, though, especially the overly-sex-driven ones who will buck anything with a hole. The only real thing one can do is try their best to keep little ones away from such, which is literally almost impossible, especially when it comes to this and other kid's shows.

 

Again, I'm just voicing my opinion on the matter. I won't divulge into the other aspects of the internet i find unappealing -- I'm focusing on our ponies. They're cute, innocent lil' pixels that deserve better than... the stuff some people use em' for :U. Honestly, I respect that these guys admit they're into that kind of thing. I'll admit that I'm not into any of it, human, animal, or plant! I'm not saying they should distrust the community; or me, for that matter. I'm just saying what they do is not in any way shape or form a respectable thing to do. It's disrespectful to themselves, too! Life truly is a miraculous gift. it should not be wasted performing such sickening acts -- even if that's what the pilot wishes to commit.

 

Also, everyone needs to remember this is the internet. How would you all feel if I just copy and pasted this page onto every major forum site or high-traffic webpage I knew? Only release info about yourself that you feel secure speaking to another person about. This isn't an encrypted page -- anyone can come along and see what you guys have posted. Remember -- there are still many people who wish to cause harm on the internet. Don't act rashly when releasing personal information about yourself.

 

Good gravy, folks! We're not invincible TuT!

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I also have somebody I can discuss the show with in person. One of my closest friends just recently became a brony. I am trying to get him in on this forum.

 

If you ever feel like talking in-depth about this stuff. Hit me up with a PM!

 

Again, I'm just voicing my opinion on the matter. I won't divulge into the other aspects of the internet i find unappealing -- I'm focusing on our ponies. They're cute, innocent lil' pixels that deserve better than... the stuff some people use em' for :U. Honestly, I respect that these guys admit they're into that kind of thing. I'll admit that I'm not into any of it, human, animal, or plant! I'm not saying they should distrust the community; or me, for that matter. I'm just saying what they do is not in any way shape or form a respectable thing to do. It's disrespectful to themselves, too! Life truly is a miraculous gift. it should not be wasted performing such sickening acts -- even if that's what the pilot wishes to commit.

 

Also, everyone needs to remember this is the internet. How would you all feel if I just copy and pasted this page onto every major forum site or high-traffic webpage I knew? Only release info about yourself that you feel secure speaking to another person about. This isn't an encrypted page -- anyone can come along and see what you guys have posted. Remember -- there are still many people who wish to cause harm on the internet. Don't act rashly when releasing personal information about yourself.

 

Good gravy, folks! We're not invincible TuT!

 

Maybe not, but this site is pretty obscure. Just because one is a clopper doesn't mean they look at porn. I do agree that one should wait till you find your one true love, but that's MY choice. Besides, you COULD copy this to other forums, but you won't. Because you're not a bad person that wishes to shame others just because you don't agree with what they do. You're a good person that's just trying to pass along wisdom that has made you happy. If one of us were to come under attack, he would have ME to contend with. Ask my friends on this site, my pen is classified by the U.N. as a weapon of mass humiliation!
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I agree that the little ones shouldn't have access to that kind of stuff. But that's porn in general. Don't you think you're being a little harsh to cloppers? Especially since several have overcome a great amount of trepidation to admit it on this thread? That shows courage in themselves and trust in their community.

 

I have nothing against cloppers. THey can do whatever they want with they're spare time :P And I do have to admit, it would take a ton of balls to own up to something like that

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It does? That's news to me. Sure we make the occasional joke, but I see faaaaaaar more discussion about interviews with the staff, fanfiction, music, and other independent projects than sex. You wanna see a fanbase loaded with sexual content, look at Harry Potter!

 

I was referring to legit society then, not the fandom.

But I never would have thought that the Harry Potter fanbase would be as sexual as you say....0.0


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If you ever feel like talking in-depth about this stuff. Hit me up with a PM!

 

Thanks a lot! Hopefully my buddy will join up soon, so I can have a bit less tension built up of how much I need to talk about something.


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^ That.

I don't care what everyone is into. The majority of my school still plays pokemon. It's incorrect to say that men can do the same things as women, and the other way around. I do believe everyone is entitled to be who they truly feel they ought to be -- I simply hold the ideals of my ancestors. I am a badass viking and, after returning from my conquest, I'd like to see those I've fought to protect safe at home. I don't want to discourage the role of being innocent. I find that role an important part of civilization! It's the whole reason our world is the way it is, in a secular sense! XD

 

Those who protect and those who destroy -- both sides would lose it if there was no in-between to keep them motivated!

Males and females should pursue whatever makes them happy -- just not drool over a screen with their had on/in their private areas. That should be a sacred act saved for when you meet the person you truly connect with. ;)

And no -- I'm not Catholic, if you think that's where I'm getting all this from. XD

 

EDIT: Also, I'm not into cars and stuff. I just like what i like. Fighting and violence, while I must acknowledge is a horrible thing, is foremost and center. Really -- All guys can back me up on this one. It's not really something you grow out of...

 

I am Catholic, and likewise descended from the Freeman of the North! I agree innocence should be protected, but not at the expense of becoming apathetic and reckless. One can't grow into a truly free individual with the delusion that there is no evil and no suffering in life. The first of the Four Noble Truths of Buddhism is "Life is full of suffering". Pinkie arguably learns something like this in "Babycakes"

 

 

She grows from an innocent, who doesn't completely understand what it means to be responsible. (Much like a child wanting to be treated like an adult.) To a wizened caretaker, who now sees the labor entailed with the fun and readily accepts it. Oh and I'm also abstinent until marriage for the very reason you sighted. Waiting for my special somepony! (Hope she's like Fluttershy.)

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Also, everyone needs to remember this is the internet. How would you all feel if I just copy and pasted this page onto every major forum site or high-traffic webpage I knew? Only release info about yourself that you feel secure speaking to another person about. This isn't an encrypted page -- anyone can come along and see what you guys have posted. Remember -- there are still many people who wish to cause harm on the internet. Don't act rashly when releasing personal information about yourself.

 

Honestly, I would be like "that guy totally has nothing better to do huh?". Still, I get exactly what you're saying, as it could eff some people up.

 

No one was acting rashly, I was just giving my two cents on the matter like you, I just did it a little late due to Xbox.

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I was referring to legit society then, not the fandom.

But I never would have thought that the Harry Potter fanbase would be as sexual as you say....0.0

 

- Oh yeah, society in general can't seem to get away from that! I've grown more tolerant with light sexual humor. I view it as a good thing . . .

 

 

. . . before I was like her! So if a brony cracks a sex joke, I laugh at it and I mean it. Before you know it, we're discussing classical literature!

 

- Speaking of which, I may be generalizing but how many Harry Potter fanfics feature sex as a central theme? 4 out of 5 written! Same-sex, different sex, transgender, and more ships than you can sink with an attack sub!

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If you ever feel like talking in-depth about this stuff. Hit me up with a PM!

 

Maybe not, but this site is pretty obscure. Just because one is a clopper doesn't mean they look at porn. I do agree that one should wait till you find your one true love, but that's MY choice. Besides, you COULD copy this to other forums, but you won't. Because you're not a bad person that wishes to shame others just because you don't agree with what they do. You're a good person that's just trying to pass along wisdom that has made you happy. If one of us were to come under attack, he would have ME to contend with. Ask my friends on this site, my pen is classified by the U.N. as a weapon of mass humiliation!

 

Good to know you're on our side, then!

 

I'm speaking, for the most part, of all the hypothetical situations that could occur. I'm not sure if a girl's parents sent hate mail to Hasbro or not, assuming they stumbled across some unappealing content. If the people who masturbate to ponies had their real-life friends discover that they were into that, don't you think that would change their ways or make them think about what they're doing? Again, it doesn't necessarily have to be me who takes this thread and spreads it across the internet... One 4chan anon is a few mouse-clicks away from revealing issues some of us may find personal or sensitive.

 

I'd suggest that, although some of you find it appealing, everyone avoids that sort of material. I'm not going to sit back and tell you it's alright for you to jerk you dick or stuff your vag to tiny, colorful squares (...pixels). I'm not just talking to the people who are currently involved in this lil' conversation I've stirred up. All of the previous posts revealing sensitive material... if that were to leak, you better take responsibility for the stuff you've done/said.

 

It's unwise to tie a boulder to your ankle and jump in a lake. Unless you can lug that boulder around without putting your life in danger, don't tie yourself to something that could ruin you. The same goes for drugs, alcohol, and everything else relating to negative significance in this world. If you can't handle it, don't do it. That said, I know masturbating to ponies isn't quite on the same level as drugs, but you get my point, right? If someone tries to kill themselves because their friends found out they climax to ponies, that'd just... be ridiculous.

 

Guys, show some class. You're all better than what you make yourselves out to be. I know I'm being ignorantly hypocritical here, but you shouldn't be content with the fact that you feel lust towards an animal-related animated picture. It's just... wrong. I think our society accepts too much nowadays, and some of you take that acceptance as enforcement...

 

I honestly think some of us need to go outside more.

Again, I'm not meaning to offend anyone. If anyone ever feels the need to talk with me about anything, I'd be happy to reply. I'm not trying to alienate any of you -- just know that "clopping" is disgusting and I don't respect it. I never will.

Other than that, I'm a pretty neat guy! Don't think I'll hate you for being yourself! Just know my staaaaaaance!

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Good to know you're on our side, then!

 

I'm speaking, for the most part, of all the hypothetical situations that could occur. I'm not sure if a girl's parents sent hate mail to Hasbro or not, assuming they stumbled across some unappealing content. If the people who masturbate to ponies had their real-life friends discover that they were into that, don't you think that would change their ways or make them think about what they're doing? Again, it doesn't necessarily have to be me who takes this thread and spreads it across the internet... One 4chan anon is a few mouse-clicks away from revealing issues some of us may find personal or sensitive.

 

I'd suggest that, although some of you find it appealing, everyone avoids that sort of material. I'm not going to sit back and tell you it's alright for you to jerk you dick or stuff your vag to tiny, colorful squares (...pixels). I'm not just talking to the people who are currently involved in this lil' conversation I've stirred up. All of the previous posts revealing sensitive material... if that were to leak, you better take responsibility for the stuff you've done/said.

 

It's unwise to tie a boulder to your ankle and jump in a lake. Unless you can lug that boulder around without putting your life in danger, don't tie yourself to something that could ruin you. The same goes for drugs, alcohol, and everything else relating to negative significance in this world. If you can't handle it, don't do it. That said, I know masturbating to ponies isn't quite on the same level as drugs, but you get my point, right? If someone tries to kill themselves because their friends found out they climax to ponies, that'd just... be ridiculous.

 

Guys, show some class. You're all better than what you make yourselves out to be. I know I'm being ignorantly hypocritical here, but you shouldn't be content with the fact that you feel lust towards an animal-related animated picture. It's just... wrong. I think our society accepts too much nowadays, and some of you take that acceptance as enforcement...

 

I honestly think some of us need to go outside more.

Again, I'm not meaning to offend anyone. If anyone ever feels the need to talk with me about anything, I'd be happy to reply. I'm not trying to alienate any of you -- just know that "clopping" is disgusting and I don't respect it. I never will.

Other than that, I'm a pretty neat guy! Don't think I'll hate you for being yourself! Just know my staaaaaaance!

 

I'd pull them from the lake, and tell those who threw them in there to go shove it! I used to think the same way about homosexuals that you do about clopping, the exact same. It's not something I'm proud of, but I've overcome my intolerance. I'm not gay, but I won't pass judgment on those who are! Those who've come to this thread know full well what might happen and if anyone has a problem with them, they can be directed to me, I will suffer the slings and arrows for them! I will defend their position and their right to voice it with all the power and precedence my words can muster! Just like I would any freedom! The only freedom that should not be allowed an individual is the freedom to harm another! The law is there so those who violate other's freedom are punished, not to control behavior into what society deems acceptable. If that were the case . . . we would all be paying fines or in jail right now. Edited by Steel Accord
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Another one: I really thought all bronies were trolls or enjoyed the show ironically until I found this forum.

 

Just like Teens React's Adam...

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Were you disappointed? Relieved?

 

More like surprised. Then again the show was pretty good, didn't expect people really enjoyed it as much as they did until I say in depth analyzations and stuff.

 

Another one, bit more interesting. First exposure to the fandom? Searching "scootabuse" after seeing a meme with the word in it.

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Good to know you're on our side, then!

 

I'm speaking, for the most part, of all the hypothetical situations that could occur. I'm not sure if a girl's parents sent hate mail to Hasbro or not, assuming they stumbled across some unappealing content. If the people who masturbate to ponies had their real-life friends discover that they were into that, don't you think that would change their ways or make them think about what they're doing? Again, it doesn't necessarily have to be me who takes this thread and spreads it across the internet... One 4chan anon is a few mouse-clicks away from revealing issues some of us may find personal or sensitive.

 

I'd suggest that, although some of you find it appealing, everyone avoids that sort of material. I'm not going to sit back and tell you it's alright for you to jerk you dick or stuff your vag to tiny, colorful squares (...pixels). I'm not just talking to the people who are currently involved in this lil' conversation I've stirred up. All of the previous posts revealing sensitive material... if that were to leak, you better take responsibility for the stuff you've done/said.

 

It's unwise to tie a boulder to your ankle and jump in a lake. Unless you can lug that boulder around without putting your life in danger, don't tie yourself to something that could ruin you. The same goes for drugs, alcohol, and everything else relating to negative significance in this world. If you can't handle it, don't do it. That said, I know masturbating to ponies isn't quite on the same level as drugs, but you get my point, right? If someone tries to kill themselves because their friends found out they climax to ponies, that'd just... be ridiculous.

 

Guys, show some class. You're all better than what you make yourselves out to be. I know I'm being ignorantly hypocritical here, but you shouldn't be content with the fact that you feel lust towards an animal-related animated picture. It's just... wrong. I think our society accepts too much nowadays, and some of you take that acceptance as enforcement...

 

I honestly think some of us need to go outside more.

Again, I'm not meaning to offend anyone. If anyone ever feels the need to talk with me about anything, I'd be happy to reply. I'm not trying to alienate any of you -- just know that "clopping" is disgusting and I don't respect it. I never will.

Other than that, I'm a pretty neat guy! Don't think I'll hate you for being yourself! Just know my staaaaaaance!

 

I disagree with much of your post, but I brohoofed you for having the guts to speak up about something you feel strongly about.

 

Here's my deal: I am a "clopper", I suppose you could call me. (More of just a general furry to be honest.) I'm not really, really into it like some people are, but I do admit, it's there.

 

As far as being proud of it, I wouldn't say that. I'm not proud to be a clopper per se, but I am proud that I'm not ashamed of it. Everyone is weird in some ways. Some of those could be classified into different degrees I suppose, but that's irrelevant. I believe it's unhealthy to deny who you are, in any way. You don't have to be proud of every aspect of yourself, but you must accept those aspects and not be afraid to admit them.

 

I don't go about telling everyone I meet about my strange fetishes, but if asked about them I won't hesitate to answer. People can think what they want about me, it's not like I'm going to change myself just because someone has a bad opinion. If you don't like me because of what I do or who I am, well that's your right. I won't fault you for it. Just don't get up in my face about it. If you have a problem with my oddities, don't talk to me about them, plain and simple. Like you said yourself, some people may dislike you for what you said in your post, but you're not a bad guy; and I fully believe you. Just in the same that some people may dislike me for this post I am making, but that doesn't make me a bad person either.

 

We're all different and weird, and I think the people on this forum are mature and sensible enough to understand and accept that fact. Love and tolerate, right? ;)

 

Just my two cents on the issue.

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I'd pull them from the lake, and tell those who threw them in there to go shove it! I used to think the same way about homosexuals that you do about clopping, the exact same. It's not something I'm proud of, but I've overcome my intolerance. I'm not gay, but I won't pass judgment on those who are! Those who've come to this thread know full well what might happen and if anyone has a problem with them, they can be directed to me, I will suffer the slings and arrows for them! I will defend their position and their right to voice it with all the power and precedence my words can muster! Just like I would any freedom! The only freedom that should not be allowed an individual is the freedom to harm another! The law is there so those who violate other's freedom are punished, not to control behavior into what society deems acceptable. If that were the case . . . we would all be paying fines or in jail right now.

 

 

I meant the majority of people who would have had their dark secrets revealed might go to irrational extremes in some cases. The rock-in-the-lake was just an analogy. If they seriously worry for themselves, then they hold the boulder. If they are prepared for what might come, they jump in and see if they have the strength to swim. If they can't handle knowing that everybody important to them will judge them in one form or another, they might sink. I don't want anyone to sink. The people on these forums are amazing -- it's almost like a second family... sorta. That being said, I think it's nice we can discuss things like this without worrying too much about the rest of the internet listening in. I don't like being the guy who says "I told ya so," because that doesn't help. [i.e. Some secret gets leaked and someone considers harming themselves. Screw that.]

 

There is a difference between humans and programs, though. I guess you could say I'm confessing that I don't masturbate, but that's not exactly pony-related. I don't think anyone, straight, bi, gay, lesbian, or anything else should "pleasure" themselves to any type of media. Especially not animal-related. I believe sex is a sacred thing and that society has crushed whatever respectable views it held in the past. It enforces recreational sex instead of the precious bond formed between two humans after marriage. I'm a virgin and proud of it. Suppose that's another confession, eh? :U

 

If I do find myself attracted to another, in any shape or form, I'll stay true to my virtue. I refuse to "clop", and I refuse to believe that "cloppers" find pride in genuinely accept what they do. I don't think anyone who masturbates should find pride in accept it, either. I'm only focusing on "cloppers" because you guys *looks at clopper reader* are relevant to MLP. Don't feel like I'm singling you out -- I'm not trying to if it looks that way. I respect you guys for having the guts to talk about it openly. I guess I simply don't understand the attraction some of you feel towards... nothing.

 

I won't go further into this -- I think I might have derailed a bit. Besides all that, I'd like to remind everyone that I'm still a really open guy. Don't expect something like this from me very often -- I like to enjoy myself, too. Hope I'm not discouraging anyone from posting their confessions/secrets in the future. Sorry if I've offended anyone -- my views are set in stone, though.

 

Carry on!

 

Edit: I still can't find the right word I'm looking for, Abstract. :c (It's not really pride one feels, I understand.)

I'll put "accept" in as a placeholder -- it's probably the closest I'll get.

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I meant the majority of people who would have had their dark secrets revealed might go to irrational extremes in some cases. The rock-in-the-lake was just an analogy. If they seriously worry for themselves, then hold the boulder. If they are prepared for what might come, they jump in and see if they have the strength to swim. If they can't handle knowing that everybody important to them will judge them in one form or another, then they might sink. I don't want anyone to sink. The people on these forums are amazing -- it's almost like a second family... sorta. That being said, I think it's nice we can discuss things like this without worrying too much about the rest of the internet listening in. I don't like being the guy who says "I told ya so," because that doesn't help.

 

There is a difference between humans and programs, though. I guess you could say I'm confessing that I don't masturbate, but that's not exactly pony-related. I don't think anyone, straight, bi, gay, lesbian, or anything else should "pleasure" themselves to any type of media. Especially no animal-related. I believe sex is a sacred thing and that society has crushed whatever respectable views it held in the past. It enforces recreational sex instead of the precious bond formed between two humans after marriage. I'm a virgin and proud of it. Suppose that's another confession, eh? :U

 

If I do find myself attracted to another, in any shape or form, I'll stay true to my virtue. I refuse to "clop", and I refuse to believe that "cloppers" find pride in what they do. I don't think anyone who masturbates should find pride in it, either. I'm only focusing on "cloppers" because you guys are relevant to MLP. Don't feel like I'm singling you out -- I'm not trying to if it looks that way. I respect you guys for having the guts to talk about it openly. I guess I simply don't understand the attraction some of you feel towards... nothing.

 

I won't go further into this -- I think I might have derailed a bit. Besides all that, I'd like to remind everyone that I'm still a really open guy. Don't expect something like this from me very often -- I like to enjoy myself, too. Hope I'm not discouraging anyone from posting their confessions/secrets in the future. Sorry if I've offended anyone -- my views are set in stone, though.

 

Carry on!

 

I too am a virgin. I also believe one should wait till they are bound by marriage before engaging in the act. That fact and belief are so much a core of my person I don't really believe I'm confessing anything. Look you don't "clop" fine. I just think it's unfair to condemn those who do, to ANYTHING! They're not hurting anypony and nopony is seeing them do it. If they are, being a clopper is the LEAST of their problems! I could go into detail about this but that's not the point of this thread. For further information, look up "Are you attracted to ponies?" where we theorize about romantic attraction to the Mane Six.
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Okay, confession. I believe Applejack is best pony because of the things she stands for. I don't like the Southern accent -- that's just something I ignore. I believe if anyone could truly learn something from somepony's actions, it would be Applejack. She's just... pure.

I really like that. -_-

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Therein lies the problem, it's damn near impossible to accept something that you don't understand - I've learned that lesson the hard way. The best you can do is accept that there's nothing you can do about it anyway, and get over it because it isn't that important - which is also a very hard thing to do. :P

 

(I do agree with your statement about what today's society has turned sex into - it isn't right and causes a lot of problems.)

 

But I think I am also done derailing this topic, everybody get back to your admissions. ;)

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